Seriously... the next fest?

Dude, I've got a BARN full of ladders!!!

2-step, 3-step, 4 foot Little Giant, 6-foot, 8-foot and 22-foot extension!!!

gee, sounds like I have a ladder fetish or am very self conscience about my "size"
 
desperatecomfort said:
What about a Gay Bigfoot Fest?

If you're so eager, sucka, I gots a project to start.
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Yeah, dudes. Why don't you forego the fest and leap into action on something. especially if you already have ideas.
 
You all need to get a life. I just walked the beach, had lunch with my boss,
enjoyed the day. Take a couple of weeks off and don't think about a fest
of any kind, just go enjoy life you geeks.
 
Awww. but DVXuser is my source of entertainment at work. That and writing. And actually working.

Hey! I'm at work!
 
Charli said:
You all need to get a life. I just walked the beach, had lunch with my boss,
enjoyed the day. Take a couple of weeks off and don't think about a fest
of any kind, just go enjoy life you geeks.
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Too cold to walk the beach... huddled by the fire as it is.
Don't have a boss... well, unless you count my wife and I will be having dinner with her.
enjoyed the day? No. I was too busy freezing my butt off and worrying about the next fest!!!

:grin:
 
desperatecomfort said:
What about a Gay Bigfoot Fest?

If you're so eager, sucka, I gots a project to start.
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Hey lets go. Gaybigfoot, needs a few things to be fabricated first. so there will ba tleast a month or two before all thescultpures are ready. If yo ugot somehtign inthe meantime lets go.


Umm Gay Bigfoot is the code word for a project imworking on.
 
damn...when i saw how many posts this has gotten i figured it had been decided.

i thought i wanted drama...but gay bigfoot fest sounds like the one
 
A page of the script has been leaked.


*******SPOILER ALERT *******




EXT. OUTSIDE A SMALL CAVE NEAR THE RIVER - NIGHT

Gay Bigfoot and Cha-Ka snuggle.

GAY BIGFOOT
I wish I could quit you.

CHA-KA
Ak, blaka mawt fakaka!

GAY BIGFOOT
Will you stop! I told
you, I don't know nobody
named Wild Boy.

Cha-Ka smiles and licks Gay Bigfoot's paws.

CHA-KA
Maka jimo ta ga suki gwampa.

Gay Bigfoot strokes the long hair on Cha-Ka's back.

GAY BIGFOOT
Now you're talking, baby.
(getting up)
I'll go and get the stool.

CHA-KA
Gumba! Gumba!

As Cha-Ka starts to hop around and dance, a stranger watches
from the bushes.

Gay Bigfoot returns holding a large stepstool. The stool is
painted pink with little piggies all over it and covered with
strange dark and lumpy stains.

GAY BIGFOOT
Heeerrree's Big-gy!

The large creature lurking in the bushes jumps out,
startling Gay Bigfoot who falls to the gound. Gay Bigfoot
lands on top of the stool and shatters it to pieces.

The creature towers over him.

GAY BIGFOOT
Chewbacca?

CHEWBACCA
Rowwwrrrrrr!!!

GAY BIGFOOT
I... I... I thought you
were still back in Philly.

Chewbacca stares down at Gay Bigfoot as he loads his deadly
laser cross bow.

CHA-KA
Sheego fugi!


:)

John G.



 
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Weston, That farm location of yours would make for a GREAT Gay Bigfoot movie!!!
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Gay Bigfoot....the aloof and socially inadequate yet highly stylish creature of the nearby forest sneaks down to the farm to get a look at some of the cows....


SOME OF THE GUY COWS....
 
Gay bigfoot is not happy. he just tore off the arm of someones whose nails we has painting.... hes so pissed.
 
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