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VersuS said:
Movie Master one friendly piece of advice...if your movie is not the scariest or the funniest then run for cover...trying such a crazy idea to promote the movie is a smart move only if you have the right stuff to finally make up for seeing you every day in our dreams. You're like a crazy guy we have here in Athens who for the past 20 years has always been showing his face behind cameras and reporters in sports events...Jimmy was his name....
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i don't know ... he's so unflappable I could see him doing a a sucky movie (not that it actually will be) and people giving some harsh feedback and him never breaking stride ...

again not saying it won't be citizen kane but if it leaves us wanting, I can envision the following:

USER: after all that build up your movie was ... enh.
M&M: Enh is pure evil. Enh is SATAN's urine. YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED HWHITH ENH!

USER: Dude why don't you use professional actors. Those guys blew.
M&M: Stupid Mortal. Movie Master doese not use "actors" anly the turds of SATAN hand moulded and stop motion animated by an evil yak.

USER: Ok that looked pretty good, but were we supposed to understand the story?
M&M: THE STORY OF TYHE SOULS OF LOST CHILDREN IS LYKE EMABMLING FLOUID!

USER: I really liked your story, but that looked like poo.
M&M: The POO of EVIL EMABLING FLOUID WILL POUR IN YOUR ASS OF DREAMS!

etc.
 
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But Jack, that's the whole charm of it. The guy either really sincerely believes his own hype, or refuses to be sidetracked. That's what makes it fun.

If it devolved into some spat of answering/responding to people's criticisms it'd be lame and probably get ugly. But here the guy believes so strongly that he's just plowing forward no matter what.

And the only time he addresses criticisms is with outrageous statements that stay in character (i.e., "I can't type and embalm at the same time")...

In a time when everyone's so darn cynical, this guy's just goin' for it and having fun with it. I dunno, this singleminded determination is just so... so... I dunno, "cute"... :thumbsup:
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
i don't know ... he's so unflappable I could see him doing a a sucky movie (not that it actually will be) and people giving some harsh feedback and him never breaking stride ...

again not saying it won't be citizen kane but if it leaves us wanting, I can envision the following:

USER: after all that build up your movie was ... enh.
M&M: Enh is pure evil. Enh is SATAN's urine. YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED HWHITH ENH!

USER: Dude why don't you use professional actors. Those guys blew.
M&M: Stupid Mortal. Movie Master doese not use "actors" anly the turds of SATAN hand moulded and stop motion animated by an evil yak.

USER: Ok that looked pretty good, but were we supposed to understand the story?
M&M: THE STORY OF TYHE SOULS OF LOST CHILDREN IS LYKE EMABMLING FLOUID!

USER: I really liked your story, but that looked like poo.
M&M: The POO of EVIL EMABLING FLOUID WILL POUR IN YOUR ASS OF DREAMS!

etc.
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Now I feel bad.. Jack's are more clever than mine:(
 
Jack - I liked your "script" - maybe you can write us a script someday, hardy har har.
 
Well, one is certain... the guy does stay in character. And even though he doesn't have much content in his posts, he certainly keeps us coming back and reading. I guess there is something to be said about that.

But I do enjoy the more informative threads... yet here I am.

So, where are these pictures MOVIE MASTER? I am waiting with BATED breath. (sorry, can't help it. You just seem to get off on your own thing!)
 
Barry_Green said:
But Jack, that's the whole charm of it. The guy either really sincerely believes his own hype, or refuses to be sidetracked. That's what makes it fun.
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no I'm right there with ya man at least in terms of what makes it fun.
That's sort of was what I was trying to say anyway, lol.
Or at least that it didn't matter so much if the movie rocked or not because the Movie Master threads etc. are there own phenomenon / form of entertainment.

This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.
 
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I don't know....Jack is getting so riled up about Movie Master, his alter egos, his marketing, and both of his threads in general....

Which is just what I'd do if I were trying to throw people off the trail that I was really Movie Master.....

It does seem like something Jack would do.





(Just messing with you, dude :))
 
MOVIEMASTER: "how I Love The Sounds Of Bones Cracking When I Embalm Them In The Morning"
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This may be the first instance of a mortician being sued for malpractice, dude. If you've been embalming bones you must have missed Undertaking 101. :)
 
jaustere said:
I don't know....Jack is getting so riled up about Movie Master, his alter egos, his marketing, and both of his threads in general....

Which is just what I'd do if I were trying to throw people off the trail that I was really Movie Master.....

It does seem like something Jack would do.





(Just messing with you, dude :))
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Know hway I'm Movie Mastar!
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.
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EXACTLY! That's exactly it! Nobody had high expectations for SoaP, but we just wanted to see snakes on a plane. And Sam Jackson yelling at 'em.

I don't expect Movie Master will deliver the scariest movie ever or the most technically superb or anything, but I am definitely curious to see what this single-minded, determined, self-hype machine produces! :thumbsup:
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
Know hway I'm Movie Mastar!
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Jack Daniel Stanley said:
no I'm right there with ya man at least in terms of what makes it fun.
That's sort of was what I was trying to say anyway, lol.
Or at least that it didn't matter so much if the movie rocked or not because the Movie Master threads etc. are there own phenomenon / form of entertainment.

This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.
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Actually Jack, the spelling errors/typos are helping my case.....:grin: You're merely amplifiying them when you post as Movie Master.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.




(Not really. But it is fun to mess with you.)
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
I'm not TYPING.
I'm HYPING.

It's hard to type and embalm at the same time.
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Hee hee :grin:

Seriously, that has got to be one of the greatest dvxuser quotes of all time. I love it.

"It's hard to type and embalm at the same time."

His stuff does seem like a spoof of itself. Wouldn't that be crazy if he were someone we all knew on the boards???
 
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