playboy bunny in my hands

John_Hudson said:
but up close it is sickening how perfectly smoking they are.
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Well put. I just wanna puke my f*@*#! guts out everytime I see an extraordinarily hot woman in person, which, is like, the exact opposite reaction one would expect to have.

Why is that?
 
I keep looking at Kimko's current avatar and thinking that's exactly what that chick saw everytime she looked up.
 
John_Hudson said:
I had the pleasure of hanging with a Bunny once (at an afterwork function downtown at the Gaslamp about a decade ago). Totally cool chick and she was Puuurrrrrfect.
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I saw one every day for almost a year.

She was my junior year History teacher.

Damn! I miss High School.
 
My sister-in-law was in Playboy...is in Playboy. You know the "wet college girl" issue and a couple others College issues. She really has an amazing body and all, but I've known here since she was seven years old. She was this funny little buck-toohted girl that used to follow me all over the house telling me dirty jokes (at 7 years old) and would occasionally still wet the bed.....talk about a buzz kill. :)

Now, she can come over in the skimpiest bikini and hang out in my pool talk about her body parts, etc. and I can hardly muster the slightest bit of lust. It's an ironic and cruel world.
 
insanityfw said:
My sister-in-law was in Playboy...is in Playboy. You know the "wet college girl" issue and a couple others College issues. She really has an amazing body and all, but I've known here since she was seven years old. She was this funny little buck-toohted girl that used to follow me all over the house telling me dirty jokes (at 7 years old) and would occasionally still wet the bed.....talk about a buzz kill. :)

Now, she can come over in the skimpiest bikini and hang out in my pool talk about her body parts, etc. and I can hardly muster the slightest bit of lust. It's an ironic and cruel world.
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insanity.. you might have a good movie idea here.

a playboy bunny still wetting the bed! that is kind hot in a kinky way.. :evil:
 
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MattinSTL said:
I keep looking at Kimko's current avatar and thinking that's exactly what that chick saw everytime she looked up.
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oh man, hehehehehe that is scarey:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
John_Hudson said:
And then God created woman.

Aint that a fact. I still chase my wife around like a fool 10 years later.
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there you go! man when you can lust after your woman years later thats love baby!
 
GenJerDan said:
Silly, silly man. I'm 22 years older than my wife. Makes no difference.

Well...I can call my mother-in-law "Mom", even though she's just a year older than I am. That's fun. :)
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yeah my lady is 19 years younger and i still dont understand why she is with me?:love4:
 
KOVAROVA said:
insanity.. you might have a good movie idea here.

a playboy bunny still wetting the bed! that is kind hot in a kinky way.. :evil:
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OK, that might be a bit too far for most, but you know "different strokes for different folks". :) I'll be sure to bring up the bed wetting issue when she visits in June. Good dinner time conversation.
 
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