Someone likes chuck norris to much

Wasn't that one of Jeff Foxworthy's lines?
"you know you are a redneck...if an episode of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' changed your life!"

J Patnaude:kali:
 
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. "



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I HATE YOU JIMMM !!! IMLITERALLY CRYING BUT IM ATWORK AND THIS IS BAD I GONNA GET FIRED! I love these four convenienyly they are next to each ohter.....


"Chuck Norris paints his walls by throwing people at them.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist."
 
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my freinds and i have a LONG running chuck norris joke.... this was the icing on the cake.
 
The Best Chuck Norris Clip...
http://gorillamask.net/cnbest.shtml
Cheers
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Blaine said:
I gotta know...Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?
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Chuck norris sells excersie equiptment. Steven Segal is 40 pounds over weight.

You do the math.
 
PK im glad you thought it was as funny as i did.... maybe you have a chuck norris thing too.. i dunno.
 
Callaghan - That was great! :) but Chuck needs to work on his delivery.

Here's some:
"If Chuck Norris was a DVXuser member he would kill anyone who asked, 'What's that clunk?'"


"Chuck Norris would win every DVXfest simply by recording his fists for 5 minutes."


"If Chuck Norris was a moderator there would be NO such thing as banning, ...there would be only killing."


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I don't think Chuck Norris ever had any kind of delivery skills.

That being said, he's probably waiting in my closet to roundhouse kick me as soon as i post this.
 
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