Do you know any chicky's that can make the 'Hhhqqqtheeiittcch' sound ?

oneinfiniteloop said:
Links broken...I'm trying to show my girlfriend what this is all about, have another Rapier?


Sorry about that. Had to move some things around. Had it tucked in a different folder.

Give it another go.
 
Brilliant audio clip. Sounds like you two had fun. But don't tell her you posted it. Or tell her after she's done something really wrong.

Maybe you should do a candid microphone Podcast. :)
 
Joe Kras said:
Or.....

Rapier's wife may have seen/heard this thread and reacted more like my wife would.

It would have started out with many expletives about what I thought I was doing recording her without asking and plastering it all over the internet for anyone to hear, demanding that I take the link down IMMEDIATELY, and ended with coming at me with a knife and cutting the cable on the microphone (while telling me how lucky I was that was all she was cutting). And of course, I'd have to sleep on the couch.

But I'm sure Rapier's wife reacted much more calmly than mine would have, and he's not now on his knees begging forgiveness and promising never to do that again, and asking pretty please can he go back on the computer because he's missing his DVX fix.

god damn dude I hope you're kidding :(

If not, holy snaps I'm a lucky dude.
 
Rapier_100a said:
Sorry about that. Had to move some things around. Had it tucked in a different folder.

Give it another go.

Thanks, I'll try it when I get home. I'm still trying to get my girlfriend to make the sound, but no luck yet!

Maybe the audio file will convince her.
 
I think the reason why girls can't make that sound is because boys are taught at a young age to make those sounds. Boys play fight and girls don't.
 
Joe Kras said:
Or.....

Rapier's wife may have seen/heard this thread and reacted more like my wife would.

It would have started out with many expletives about what I thought I was doing recording her without asking and plastering it all over the internet for anyone to hear, demanding that I take the link down IMMEDIATELY, and ended with coming at me with a knife and cutting the cable on the microphone (while telling me how lucky I was that was all she was cutting). And of course, I'd have to sleep on the couch.

But I'm sure Rapier's wife reacted much more calmly than mine would have, and he's not now on his knees begging forgiveness and promising never to do that again, and asking pretty please can he go back on the computer because he's missing his DVX fix.


No, I actually told here yesterday. I was hugging her when she got home from work (a little ritual we always do as soon as she gets in).

She up looked at me, still in the embrace and said, "You RECORDED that"?
I said, "Yup", she replied,
"So there's a clip of me making and ass out of myself and people are downloading it and laughing at me?"
I respond, "No, there's a clip of us being silly, and its giving some good people a few laughs".
She shrugs, "oh well, I really don't give a shi*t what people think anyhow".
She disentangles herself from our hug and my now naughtily groping hands. As she begins to change out of her work clothes I say,
"Honestly, it was just for fun, someone in the thread suggested it would be funny to actually hear a woman trying to do it."
She looks up at me, "and it had to be YOU that actually did it."
"Yup", I say smiling proudly.
"Dear god, what’ve I gotten myself into?" she asks, looking at the ceiling.
"You knew me before you married me", I answer.
She grins, "yup, and I’d do it again".
I smile, "But at least there's never a dull moment!"
She nods in agreement. Then I ask "I have a couple of other things I want to record of you saying, I’d like to try . . .”
"Go f*ck yourself". Her response is quick and immediate (but not in a mean way, just an [I have no interest in engaging in that level of juvenility willingly]), cutting me off. "And go feed Abbey (our dog) and let her outside."
I do a Snap-To which would do Captain Mench proud. As I march out the door, I hear her laughing softly.



So yeah, I nabbed me a cool one. Then I told her later the same evening I just spent a grand on a new system. Now THAT pissed her off.

:evil: :evil:
 
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dude I hope you're kidding

Mostly.

But I think that my wife WOULD get more upset about me recording her surreptitiously and posting it on the net then spending the jack on some new gear. She's mostly cool with my gear spending, since I'm pretty frugal with my spending for anything else for myself.
 
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I just don't buy things without asking my fiance first. It doesn't really bother me to do it, and it avoids a lot of fights.

Plus she can never get mad, because whenever she sees anything I say, you said I could get it.

She's uberfrugal which doesn't matter to me but that she tries to hold me to the same standards.

You cannot have a hobby like this one and be frugal.
:)
 
On vacation I hope. :(

I think the reason why girls can't make that sound is because boys are taught at a young age to make those sounds. Boys play fight and girls don't.

My wife asked this very question and I explained it is that we have a sack. She reacted with "Whatever!" (While rolling her eyes)
 
John_Hudson said:
My wife asked this very question and I explained it is that we have a sack. She reacted with "Whatever!" (While rolling her eyes)


That "sack" is what holds the sounds. Kind of like the Hollywood Edge Sound Effects Library on CD, but instead of non-organic plates cased in cold plastic, our Sounds are lovingly enveloped in a higly accurate temperature controlled cushy bio box.


Wow. I can't believe I just wrote that. :love4:
 
John_Hudson said:
On vacation I hope. :(

:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

Nasty sense of humor, I have.

Yeah. Gone to Romania. For a freaking month. Where she's taking driving lessons and retiling the Parents' kitchen floor.

And picking up some CTBs and CTOs for me. :) And maybe an HF ballast, if she can find one.

So I won't know if she can do sound effects until April 20th, at the earliest.

Not that finding out will be near the top of my list of things to do when I see her again.
 
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