liveupstairs

In the gloomiest of Augusts, i came into the world through the disgustingly sweaty flesh of my mom's poisonous V@*&!@. With swift execution, i grew at an alarming fast rate of one year, EVERY year ( freakin fast, i know ). I became the marvel of my peers. The Earth's trees gives off oxygen because of my glorious CO2. When I do push ups, i dont lift myself up, I push the Earth down. If it looks like a chicken, and clucks like a chicken, and I say it's beef... It's FU@&ING BEEF!

Filming, Photography, Music, Food, Sex, Women (though not in that particular order)

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