How Many DVXUser Members Does It Take to Change a Light bulb?

Jeremy Ordan

Major Contributor
How many forum members to change a light bulb?

Only 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed


14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently


7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs


1 to move it to the Lighting section


2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section


7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5 to flame the spell checkers


3 to correct spelling/grammar flames


6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid


2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct


19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum


11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum


36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty


7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs


4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's


3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group


13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"


5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy


4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 
Whats the word on the new standard size light bulbs that have LED's in them?

He he he, sorry, I had to do it...
 
hahhahahhhahahah! What no one to ***** about how much light bulbs cost?

Jeremy you are a genius... but as Jeff just pointed out... you definitely missed a significant group.

... and to build on that you also need...

295 to ask what light bulb they should buy since they can only buy one light bulb. :beer:

Oh and maybe 1 more to turn it into an economic or political discussion spawned from a debate of incandescent vs. CFL.
 
But what is the best light bulb to purchase? I have never used one on a project, but I hear it will give me that "film look" I want. My budget is $0.20. Does anyone want to sell me a used one?
 
Who cares about the lightbulb when there's some strange rattle in my new DVX?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
you forgot,

1 to mention how RED light bulbs never need changing cause they're so great.
1 to mention RED light bulbs aren't available yet and the bad bulb needs changing now.
 
This is probably the wrong place for this, but:

How many redusers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 (Jannard) to change the light bulb and post about it.

513 to praise his holy name and proclaim it the most beautiful light they have ever seen.

55 to immediately ask for more light.

17 to point out that no light has ever been more attractive at this price point.

8 to ask a question about the light that has been answered months ago.

26 to argue about the of dynamic range of the light bulb.





All in good fun, of course. I love reduser too. :)
 
You Forgot To Add One More: (Terry Lasater) to


Caption This!... (light bulb)
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Is this thread in the right spot? Shouldn't it be in lighting? Don't we have a joke thread going already?
Now that you mentioned a Christmas Story shouldn't be under film discussions?
(I never get to be that guy, so I thought I would :))
 
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