More Craigslist zaniness

Said partner must be willing to go on a suicide mission.
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That made my day....... well..... if you really want to commit suicide how better than time travelling!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
hahahhaha i always wondered what someone would post on craigslist after dropping acid and watching Back to The Future.
 
Time machines do not work. Even in the 24th century, the technology is too primative and requires far too much energy.

But that didn't stop those bastards from looking for a guinea pig, now did it? Yeah yeah yeah, free dental when you get back. Don't believe the hype.
 
"his worked detailed possible equipment used for interdimensional rift creation."

Wait, does he want a time traveler candidate or a partner in a Jazz band?
 
"Dear sale-935757032@craigslist.org,

I am single and a very inclined to take extreme risks. I will bring my own musket and cyanide pill (just in case). Will I need aluminum foil underwear? When can I expect payment for my services?

How much room is in the time machine? I need to dispose of my last business partner's body, as he lied to me about some other futuristic invention that failed miserably. I didn't want to do it, but he left me no choice. So, I am looking for another business partner to travel through time with.

I will await your answer, but please wait to contact me until I get back from 2045. If everything goes right with my current associate, that should be tomorrow. If not, will you have room for two bodies?"
 
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