Anybody want to "shoot" pirates?

There was a dumb ass looking for a crew to follow him as he fought crime as a Hero. I would say he gave up street villains for Pirates after the Johnny Depp movies.
 
The sad part is, this would have a decent chance of getting onto TV. We live in ancient Rome, right? Just expecting MMA to progress to death matches on TV within what? A couple of years?

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Lmfao.Well, he's right, what better options are there over being gunned down and perhaps barbecued by real-life pirates?

Count me in.
 
Nah, I'm gonna take my Machete and Machine Gun-ready Air Ship there. You can ride with me and we'll storyboard our own deaths on the way.
 
Psh, who fight pirates in boats?

I have a blackhawk fueling ready to go. With close support from an Apache and a Spectre Gunship.
 
Oh, come on! How hard is it to get away from pirates? The sail around in big wooden ships and they are easy to spot. Just look for the skull and crossbones flag and they all wear eyepatches.

Now to go and patent my MP5 armament mount for my DVrigPro HD Shoulder rig.:kali:

I could sell it to Zacuto, since they have everything else.
 
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