Top 7 Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear In Bed

"Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory!" - Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon
 
"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell." -Hellraiser II



"The box. You opened it. We came." - Hellraiser
 
"The box. You opened it. We came." - Hellraiser
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Nice.
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"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" (Caddyshack)

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small." (Sunset Blvd)

"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you." (Yankee Doodle Dandy)

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel." (The Godfather Part II)

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?" (Little Caesar)

"You're tearing me apart!" (Rebel Without A Cause)

"Oh, oh, I've got a helmet. I've got a beauty" (Easy Rider)
 
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me!"

"Missed it by that much"

"I want my two dollars"

"If you build it, he will come."

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
 
From Deadliest Catch-
"You've just basically admitted you're a quitter and you're not man enough to step up to the plate and do the task."

"It's a crab boat. It's not a democracy. There's one guy in charge and now I'm that guy."

"In drastic times you've gotta do drastic things."

"Love it ... love it, man! Drowning in crab ... love this! What it's all about here, baby!"
 
"Shut your bloody hole!"
"You're a comical little geezer. You'll look funny when you're fifty."
"i don't want any bums in my beautiful basement"

PERFORMANCE
 
"You're one...ugly...motherfucker."
- Dutch, Predator

"I wanna see what your insides look like."
- Ghostface, Scream

"KISS ME, FAT BOY!"
- Pennywise, IT

That's really all I can think of.
 
FMJ

"Only after you .... eat the peanuts out of my shi*!"

"I got you, mother"

"Because I am hard, you will not like me"

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*ck you"

"Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum"

"Move it, move it, move it! Are you quitting on me? Well are you! Then quit you slimy f*cking walrus-looking piece of shi*!"

"I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"


Lamo lmao Spitting water over the keyboard. :beer: :beer:

My turn:

"I want to be alone." GrusinskayaGreta GarboGrand Hotel

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."Martin BrodyRoy ScheiderJaws

"A boy's best friend is his mother."Norman BatesAnthony PerkinsPsycho

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"George TaylorCharlton HestonPlanet of the Apes

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."Count DraculaBela LugosiDracula
 
Dr. Weaver: I hate the living - Men In Black

Bug: Place projectile weapon on the ground. - Men In Black

Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? - Men In Black

Kay: Meet the Twins, Bweryang and Bob. - Men In Black
 
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