Top 7 Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear In Bed

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1. "Show me the money." - Jerry McGuire

2. "That’ll do, pig. That’ll do." - Babe

3. "Say hello to my little friend." - Scarface

4. "You’ll shoot your eye out." - A Christmas Story

5. "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

6. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" - The Wizard of Oz

7. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - Network



OK, 7 more from "Pulp Fiction":

1. "Bring out the Gimp."

2. "I just don't dig on swine"

3. "I shot Marvin in the face."

4. "In the fifth, your ass goes down."

5. "You feel that sting, big boy, huh?"

6. "Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger "

7. "I'ma get medieval on your ass."
 
FMJ

"Only after you .... eat the peanuts out of my ****!"

"I got you, mother"

"Because I am hard, you will not like me"

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*ck you"

"Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum"

"Move it, move it, move it! Are you quitting on me? Well are you! Then quit you slimy f*cking walrus-looking piece of ****!"

"I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"
 
"You talking to me?"

"I have a bad feeling about this"

"Want to know how i got these scars?" -Joker TDK
 
OK.

"Do you think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

"It's Just a flesh wound..." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped." A Day at the Races

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"It's okay, I wouldn't remember me either.[/FONT]" American Beauty


 
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? -Empire Strikes Back

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell! -Star Wars
 
"I feel the need - the need for speed!" (Top Gun)

"I wish I were big." (Big)

"I'm an excellent driver" (Rain Man)

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars"
1. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess . . .
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"
1. And I thought they smelled bad . . . on the outside!
2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?
4. Hurry up, golden-rod . . .
5. That's OK, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come . . .
7. Control, Control. You must learn control!
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
9. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"
1. I need more men.
2. Our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself.
3. Thanks for coming after me.
4. Rise, my friend.
5. I can't do it, R2. . .
6. Look, I want you to take her.
7. I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.
8. General Solo, somebody's coming.
9. I have felt him, my master. -- Strange that I have not.
10. Back door. Good idea!
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Callaghan, that quote was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I was actually laughing outloud the entire time and it takes a lot to make me do that sitting here by myself (especially when it is just text).
 
"I'm going to need you to come on in on Saturday." -- Office Space
"Watch your cornhole." -- Office Space
"Head! Pants! Now!" -- So I Married an Axe Murderer
"It's round, but quite pointy in parts." -- So I Married an Axe Murderer
 
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