Moral dilemma...what would you do?

[sean90291]

It would be a shame if you accidentally hid a kilo of heroin in his kitchen and then accidentally called the police to report its presence...

You guys are genius. I am not worthy.

I'm making a list, and will probably do it all. If you guys don't tell, I just might get away with it.

 

[Jeff Anderson]

An open tin of cat food chucked into the A/C return vent works wonders, too.

Ooh good call on the cat food. Much easier to stuff in places than small fishes... Smells just as bad (maybe worse) though.

 

[Mark Harris]

I would def do as some say, and go acting like nothing happened. It's business, and this is good practice practicing that attitude. And you never know who else you might meet there.

 

[Rakesh Jacob]

It would really be a shame if you made several long distance calls to Iran from his home phone and then made an anonymous tip to HLS that he was making disparaging and even threatening remarks about George W Bush

 

[SPZ]

Business is business. The day will come when it will be YOU interviewing him, and you "accidentally" spill something on his pants...

 

[Michael T]

Exactly SPZ, except if he's the same jerk wait until he's sitting down and then just accidentally pour a beer into his lap and then just say ops adaisy when you can see the whites of his eyes turn red.

 

[slimchrisp]

after you set the carpet on fire though, be a sport and put it out, and pee all over it. the couch too. and while your at it, also on the phone you used to call iran and the car where you put the sugar in the gas tank. hell, while your at it also on his women you stole.

 

[Rakesh Jacob]

after you set the carpet on fire though, be a sport and put it out, and pee all over it. the couch too. and while your at it, also on the phone you used to call iran and the car where you put the sugar in the gas tank. hell, while your at it also on his women you stole.

Is your name Robert Kelly by any chance and do you sing?

 

[Erik Olson]

I'd act like you barely remember who he is. Like a forgettable blip from your past. Then, shirking any talk about what you're doing now, immediately find someone hotter to talk to.

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[slimchrisp]

is your name robert kelly by any chance and do you sing?

lol

 

[Scott F]

While you are it though put some dead fish in his curtain rods... Gets em every time!

Dude.......

Greatest prank ever.