Toyota's uprght scooter!...Or the "Ow, my balls!" machine.

[Batutta]

Is it just me or does this look like the world's worst ball rack waiting to happen?

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Toyot...=/080801/481/dc27b0963f52497ca55218fca83ecc9c

 

[Anhar_Miah]

Well I least no one will want to steal one, once they see what parts have rubbed against it.

 

[Gord.T]

Good call. I can't help think there's too much pot in the wrong hands.
And these are engineers? My god!

 

[Batutta]

Good call. I can't help think there's too much pot in the wrong hands.
And these are engineers? My god!

Obviously engineers without testicles.

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Obviously engineers without testicles.

I always thought that all engineers were without.

 

[Anhar_Miah]

I always thought that all engineers were without.

well I say Nick! I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure I have standard goverment issued *reproductive organs* rogar-Smoke(DBG):

but yes, there are a few pot smoking ball less engineers out there.

 

[Gord.T]

I always thought that all engineers were without.

That takes a good deal of balls just to say that.

Dude, engineers have built EVERYTHING you own and will ever own and everything the military owns and NASA and ..blah blah.

I digress.

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

well I say Nick! I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure I have standard goverment issued *reproductive organs* rogar-Smoke(DBG):

but yes, there are a few pot smoking ball less engineers out there.

You know what's funny, when I originally wrote that post I typed "Eccept Anhar, of course" No joke, I don't know why I deleted it. I didn't think I did. :huh:

Raptor, It was a joke, don't worry. I have nothing but respect for engineers.

 

[ugafan]

i wonder if movement is controlled by joystick.

 

[Cryogenic Filmworks]

i wonder if movement is controlled by joystick.

:shocked:

 

[Capt Quirk]

It originally had two joysticks, one you would operate with your mouth...

 

[Mark Harris]

Maybe I'm missing something, but they say it travels about 3.7mph. That's basically the speed of a brisk walk for an adult man.

So if I have to stand up on this thing, and I can't go faster than I can walk...er...what's the point exactly?

 

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Hahahahaha. That is a good point Mark.

Scooter = walking pace/hurting yourself/looking somewhat ridiculous

Walking = walking pace/safer/looking normal

Hm...

 

[Luis Caffesse]

So if I have to stand up on this thing, and I can't go faster than I can walk...er...what's the point exactly?

I think you might be underestimating the laziness of the human race.

 

[Capt Quirk]

I think you might be underestimating the laziness of the human race.

I consider that to be an insult to the entire South. Way to be offensive Luis.

 

[ilauzirika]

You won't need a helmet for your head, but you'll ned it in other parts of your body..... One more invention contributing to the human laziness.....

 

[Batutta]

I think you might be underestimating the laziness of the human race.

Hey man, I love that goober grape version we got out here. I never eat peanut butter, or jelly by itself, so why not get both together. Now THIS is the height of sloth with regard to food.

I'm thinking this product won't be too far behind--

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let

 

[Mark Harris]

If they were going on the laziness of humans, why not go all the way and make a scooter you can SIT DOWN on????

I do applaud them though, if for no reason than this: Someone finally made something stupider than the Segway.

 

[Erik Olson]

Well, we haven't really seen the seat. Maybe it was engineered by a woman. Heh-heh. Get it?

And... I'm out!

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[Mark Harris]

Well, we haven't really seen the seat. Maybe it was engineered by a woman. Heh-heh. Get it?

And... I'm out!

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Um....ewwww. Though that does remind me of a joke involving re-incarnation and Heather Locklear.