Yeah she even lives here and every thing.
Boggles the mind yes?
Boggles the mind yes?
Drunk Mark Harris said:Jack's girlfriend is way to hot for him
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Drunk Mark Harris said:Jack's girlfriend is way to hot for him
and i'm sure you know this already, but any girlfriend that stays with you despite a geyser of raw sewage erupting every time it rains is a keeper.
Well we got the place together and she's as broke as me (mostly because of me) but she's stuck here like I am.in all honesty i have no idea how you've put up with this for so long. the first time this happened i would have been pounding down the landlords door about the crap volcano in my apartment. let's see if the DEP reps actually come out to inspect it.
and i'm sure you know this already, but any girlfriend that stays with you despite a geyser of raw sewage erupting every time it rains is a keeper.
it's kind of OUR problem, and our frustration level and ideas about what to do about it are equal ... so every time it happens we're like ... ok what now ? ok let's try that. kind of thing.AND she has a sense of humor about it. I've been with some cool broads in my day but even the coolest of them would be on my case, hard, to get this taken care of.
i said "cool broads".
Note to Self: Examine reasons you might be single.
JDS said:Plus as a small child she spent most of her early life touring America in a motorcycle side car with her father who was a professional square dance caller, staying at camp grounds and eating a lot of McDonald's. (true story) So she's pretty tough, and has a high tolerance for us creative types.
My friend in Halifax sent me this earlier this week. The end of last week there was pretty mild temperatures and rain which basically melted all of the snow, this caused the storm sewers to back up and flood the street about 3-4 feet high outside of his apartment building. Then what we have dubbed "The shi*flood" happened, his underground parking garage was flooded. Besides that being a problem, in some of the older parts of the city the storm sewers and septic system are one so his parking garage was flooded with raw sewage, some parts of the garage were flooded about 8 feet high. He sent me some pics. You can see the residue line of how high it got up to on his car and there still some sewage in the inside. There were 35 cars in the garage that are writeoffs, his included. He said it was one of the most disgusting smells ever. Insurance will cover it though so all is good.
Jack, yeah, that sucks. On a somewhat related not this happened to my buddy during the past winter - (I posted this up a while back)
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And what's even crazier is that about a month later it happened again, this is after Insurance covered the cost of the car and he bought a new jeep which was parked in the same place. He woke up early one Saturday morning and noticed the street was flooded so he decided to check on the his jeep, the water/sewage was half way up the tires and he had enough time to get it out of the garage before it was ruined, but a lot more cars got ruined again. They finally had enough and just moved out.
That was laugh-out-loud funny. :grin::grin:I wouldn't want to be there when the sh*t hits the fanny.
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I'm just catching up on all the poop now.
Man, just horrible.
I have a similar situation at my apartment. The tree's roots in the front yard are blocking the flow of the sewage pipes. So ever once in a great while, the blockage decides to reverse direction. There's nothing like seeing sewage rise from the toilet and bathtub drain on an early morn, I tell ya.
Basically, the pipes need to be replaced and rerouted. It is about a $3k job, according to Roto-Rooter. The landlord doesn't want to bother doing it (even though he is a plumber with his own plumbing company). So his solution is to manually clean the pipes every so often. It just concerns me greatly that the situation may "explode" again before the pipes get a good cleansing.
Most Interesting Advice award goes to you, Beat. Congrats!Beat Takeshi said:Its going to require yelling matches and threats from both you and your landlord...