How much is Child Support for a Billionaire?

GageFX said:
That sounds about like Tommy. Except his is a 1972 banana seat Schwinn with plastic streamers coming out of the handle grips.
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My brain has gone into self protect mode and will not allow me to see this image!
 
He also likes to put his mullet into pig tails. I dont try to discourage him because it makes him so happy. Really, who's he hurting?
 
scratchpatchfilms said:
so, did you hear that Mike Meyers is gay?
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Wayne's world... excellent... he likes to play hyper masculine roles like Austin Powers cause he's really just compensating.... makes sense...

scratchpatchfilms said:
i've been buggin my guy to get a banana forever. whoever gets to ride Tommy is one lucky girl.
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Why would you say such bizzare things... weird (I swear I did not edit that, I mean I don't have any latent emotional issues :huh:)
 
Johnny Cola said:
Wayne's world... excellent... he likes to play hyper masculine roles like Austin Powers cause he's really just compensating.... makes sense...
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Mike Meyers is gay?

The thing I always wondered about *ahem* autosexual orientation[1], was that if someone claims they like the same sex because they are the opposite sex trapped in the body of the natural sex,

then doesn't that mean the other person is also the reverse sex, in which case that would make them techinically lesbo's,

but if you apply the same thinking to lesbo's that would make them homo's, but homo's as described above refers to lesbo's, so the problem arises are which came first lesbo's or homo's*



*(for the technically minded notice the infinite regress)
[1] "Individuals who prefer the company of the same gender"
 
Anhar Miah said:
Mike Meyers is gay?

The thing I always wondered about *ahem* autosexual orientation[1], was that if someone claims they like the same sex because they are the opposite sex trapped in the body of the natural sex,

then doesn't that mean the other person is also the reverse sex, in which case that would make them techinically lesbo's,

but if you apply the same thinking to lesbo's that would make them homo's, but homo's as described above refers to lesbo's, so the problem arises are which came first lesbo's or homo's*



*(for the technically minded notice the infinite regress)
[1] "Individuals who prefer the company of the same gender"
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HOLY SH** ANHAR DID YOU JUST DISCOVER THE AUTOSEXUAL-CONTINUUM-PARADOX???!!!! It's like the space-time continuum thing but with tight shirts and hair gel... WOW you are amazing... and cute.. I mean if we were girls... with mullets :kiss:
 
Johnny Cola said:
HOLY SH** ANHAR DID YOU JUST DISCOVER THE AUTOSEXUAL-CONTINUUM-PARADOX???!!!! It's like the space-time continuum thing but with tight shirts and hair gel... WOW you are amazing... and cute.. I mean if we were girls... with mullets :kiss:
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I like your thinking Johnny, and since it space-time based, the tight shirt and tighter pants ala camp fashion never fades,

I mean "camp" stays camp right? of course not to be confused with going camping or boy scouting, because a grown man in the woods with many small boys is not a autosexual activity what so ever...
 
scratchpatchfilms said:
what the hell? heh.
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You've never felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body??? What are you a girl or something?
And your name... "scratchpatch"? You're telling me there's nothing "woohoo" about it?

AND I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO RIDE TOM... I mean I probably thought it... but I would NEVER.... or did I... the whole autosexual-continuum paradox is really confusing.... wait, if I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, does that make my wife GAY!!!!?????
 
(for the technically minded notice the infinite regress)
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I will wait for the complete white paper on the matter.
 
LOL. Thanks Anhar.

(And you dont need to join megaupload. You do have to wait 40 seconds to download, though. I dont know if my autosexual continuum can wait, though.)
 
:Drogar-BlackEye(DBGAnhar maybe a genius but I'm his muse... BACK OFF TOM!!!!!
with your " ooh how long that take?:kiss: you are soooo smart anhar:love4:" I'M WATCHING YOU TOM!!!!
 
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