Celebrity Child Abuse

michael jackson calls his first son, "prince michael".

his second son is called "blanket".
 
I married my wife primarily because she agreed to name our kids "Jet" (boy), or "Ioctl" (girl). Lo and behold the first kid comes along and she refuses! The nerve!
 
I worked for a pediatrician once and we had a baby born to an unwed mother who gave him the last name of "Blank". It wasnt her last name and there was no father listed.... so I am assuming when she filled out the form for his birth certificate, she wrote in the word "Blank".

People are really weird.
 
thartley said:
I worked for a pediatrician once and we had a baby born to an unwed mother who gave him the last name of "Blank". It wasnt her last name and there was no father listed.... so I am assuming when she filled out the form for his birth certificate, she wrote in the word "Blank".

People are really weird.
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That sounds like a "dumb blonde" joke... :laugh:
 
We saw all kinds of names coming through on the newborn charge sheets from the hospitals. One family I remember had last name of Love. They had three daughters over the years and named them Faith, Hope, and Charity.

Drs names were pretty funny also. There was a dr (cant remember his specialty) named Chiel Wind and there was Dr. Hook (the opthalmologist). I used to remember a lot more, but I'm old now.
 
thartley said:
We saw all kinds of names coming through on the newborn charge sheets from the hospitals. One family I remember had last name of Love. They had three daughters over the years and named them Faith, Hope, and Charity.

Drs names were pretty funny also. There was a dr (cant remember his specialty) named Chiel Wind and there was Dr. Hook (the opthalmologist). I used to remember a lot more, but I'm old now.
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If I went to an ophthalmologist and his name was Dr. Hook, I'd immediately ask for another doctor... :laugh:

thartley said:
Oh, and Dr. Butcher who was a surgeon.
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Yikes... I'd make sure I had a different surgeon too... :undecided
 
There is also a Dr. Nurse. How crazy is that one? LOL! He is a biologist in the UK I think.

Anyway, on the weird baby names....there is a theory out there about how names can kind of determine a person's profession or at least have something to do with what they do later in life. Even with that in mind, the names those celebrities are picking seem utterly ridiculous.
 
thartley said:
There is also a Dr. Nurse. How crazy is that one? LOL! He is a biologist in the UK I think.
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That sounds like a Saturday Night Live clip... I can see it play in my head... :D

Anyway, on the weird baby names....there is a theory out there about how names can kind of determine a person's profession or at least have something to do with what they do later in life. Even with that in mind, the names those celebrities are picking seem utterly ridiculous.
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So, since I have a boring name, does that mean I'm destined for boredom? lol
 
My shitlist...

1) Blaine
2) Gage (not really, but I need more than 1 person on the list)

:)


EDIT: It might be time to dust off Photoshop... :evil:
 
Tom Marshall said:
If I went to an ophthalmologist and his name was Dr. Hook, I'd immediately ask for another doctor... :laugh:



Yikes... I'd make sure I had a different surgeon too... :undecided
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I was once in a hospital where my mother was ill, and I'm not kidding, a nurse paged for "Dr. Kevorkian".
 
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