I never saw Farce of The Penguins. Strange, right? You would think I had all the penguin films stored in my special vault. Somewhere around Happy Feet I decided that the Hollywood elites were scamming me by forcing me to buy and watch the same exact movie over and over again with different titles. Now. there is a Penguin Conspiracy for you! Am I right?*
*When I ask this question, the answer is always "yes." Just so you know.
Holy Smokes! I think I have some added security on my Driver's License... must a' been from all them speeding tickets... but why the hell is it a picture of my sister acting goofy? And weren't watermarks for bills?!?