Cheesiest Film Lines of all Time

One of my favorite films to laugh at Plan 9 from Outer Space -
(though probably not "cheesy", but just stupid)

But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.
 
I always thought "I'm haunted by the kiss you never should have given me" was the worst attempt at writing in the prequels, personally.
 
oh comon - Steven Seagal (hard to kill i think)- "I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent... to the blood bank"
i can just watch that scene over and over

the matrix - the stupid kid with the spoon - that whole speech he gives. i'm not sure if it's the terrible delivery but it makes me shiver every time i hear it
 
Not sure if it's cheese, but on seeing Arnold's teen-aged daughter wearing an over sized black motorcycle helmet in "True Lies":

Tom Arnold: Ah,... I remember the first time I was shot out of a canon...

That line always makes me laugh. I think the relative few jems that Tom Arnold comes up with is the only thing that sustains his career.

Bob
 
Vietnam movie that I think is called "The Siege of Firebase Gloria" with R. Lee Ermey. That movie has so many bad lines in it. The worst being "We're killing Charlie wholesale".
 
Bob Gruen said:
Not sure if it's cheese, but on seeing Arnold's teen-aged daughter wearing an over sized black motorcycle helmet in "True Lies":

Tom Arnold: Ah,... I remember the first time I was shot out of a canon...

That line always makes me laugh. I think the relative few jems that Tom Arnold comes up with is the only thing that sustains his career.

Bob
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Tom Arnold wrote "True Lies?"
 
weather he wrote it or not, it's his best work (i can't believe i just used best work while talking about tom arnold). that line is genius.
 
if you ever watch fuel tv and seen nar nar and get rad manon on stupid face thats the top of pile !
evrything they do is so cheesy you can tast it!!
 
Anyone?

Anyone?

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Who?
What film?
 
Trading Places

Trading Places

Not cheesy, but the best use of "F~ck off" ever.
Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason), Trading Places, in the phonebox.
 
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