my new career starts tonight

[ugafan]

stay at home dad.

i'm stressed about doing it by myself. any suggestions?

 

[Mark Harris]

I thought you were working at Chic-Fil-A - I mean, making a film for Sundance.

Nah, seriously, newborns fit pretty perfectly in a shoebox. Put the little guy(gal) in there, close the lid and stick em on the top shelf of the closet and you're good to go.

 

[Jared Meyer]

Who said it was a newborn? He might need a much bigger box.

How old is/are the kid/s? Are you working from home while you watch them?

 

[Mark Harris]

Good point. Uga, here you go, pick out the right box:

http://www.uline.com/Class_04.asp

 

[Batutta]

stay at home dad.

i'm stressed about doing it by myself. any suggestions?

Turn on Noggin. Set kids down in front of TV. Throw food at them when they get cranky. Repeat.

 

[ugafan]

i'm supposed to be making the film, but so far that isn't going so well. the screenplay isn't finished yet and i haven't worked on it in a couple of months.

and i never actually worked at chik-fil-a, i only ate there so often the employees were beginning to wonder if i did.

both kids are under a year and a half. so a shoebox and a medium sized box will probably do.

 

[Blaine]

the screenplay isn't finished yet and i haven't worked on it in a couple of months.

And that is because _____________?

 

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

A guy I went to college with started this web series.
http://www.dadlabs.com/about/
some funny stuff.

 

[ugafan]

And that is because _____________?

i have no discipline and become easily sidetracked. and i'm lazy. rogar-BlackEye(DBG

 

[ddp]

i have no discipline and become easily sidetracked. and i'm lazy. rogar-BlackEye(DBG

Whoa, usually people blame it on the camera not being up-to-snuff or the lack on "one more piece". Start throwing around the truth here and some people might not come back......

 

[Batutta]

both kids are under a year and a half. so a shoebox and a medium sized box will probably do.

You have TWO kids under a year and a half???...And you planned on writing the script when, exactly?