Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

[Sad Max]

Anamorph.

I hate to speak ill of it, since it's apparently my wife's company's big foreign-market seller, but...what the f*ck is going on, in this movie? It's every bad cop-chasing-a-psycho-killer cliche, wrapped up in a cheesy hamfisted attempt toward re-making Se7en, with zero comprehensible plot, senseless dialog and no clue as who the hell any of the characters are.

An excruciating waste of Willem Dafoe, Clea Duvall, Peter Stormare, and even Scott Speedman.

Yuck.

 

[Captain Pierce]

Wait... somebody likes Spiderman 3?

All three of the Spiderman movies are on my list of movies I'd rather vomit on...

/me puts on his asbestos undershorts and waits for the flames...

Anamorph isn't an instructional DVD about filming 16:9 with a 4:3 camera?

 

[Blaine]

Strange Invaders. Fortunately, I didn't have to pay to see it...it was on IFC. :zombie_smiley::zombie_smiley::zombie_smiley:

 

[TheMacB]

Local Hero. Stars Burt Lancaster. It was recommended to me by Netflix, it has high rating there and at IMDB. Man, I had to turn it off after 10 minute. Brutal!

 

[Sad Max]

Anamorph isn't an instructional DVD about filming 16:9 with a 4:3 camera?

Alas, no.

That would have been much more interesting.

 

[Romane19]

My boss's Daughter

 

[STYLZ]

Cloverfield

 

[brianluce]

Local Hero. Stars Burt Lancaster. It was recommended to me by Netflix, it has high rating there and at IMDB. Man, I had to turn it off after 10 minute. Brutal!

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jpeck]

Mammoth. Look it up.

 

[Bob Gruen]

Really? Rainman, Diner, Sleepers, Wag The Dog, Bugsy. I love all of those.

None of them really did anything for me. They are all OK films and not on the vomit list, just nothing I'd go out and buy.

I just saw Requiem for a Dream, its definitely on the list. What garbage; right up there with Love, Liza. No plot, no up points, just a long downward spiral and crash at the end. Worthless.

Bob

 

[rawfa]

The Godfather. Amateur acting, bad ligthning, horrible pacing and composition, a stinkfest of a script. How this film ever got made is beyond me...


............................ ;-)

 

[Sad Max]

Sure, go and pick on the worst film ever made...

 

[rawfa]

I hope Francis is a fan of sarcasm...

 

[Charlie Anderson]

All of the Resident Evils were horrible.
I love Cronenberg but CRASH was the worst movie ever.
Fay Grim is by far #1 on my list. I've tried to watch it SEVEN times but I can't seem to get 15 minutes into the movie everytime. The acting is horrible and WTF Parker Posey sets up a date with Father Lang within the first 15 minutes?!?!?!?! OMG so bad...

 

[Sad Max]

I actually really dug the first Resident Evil (which is basically a remake of Warning Sign with Yaphet Kotto) but agree that the subsequent products were a real embarrassment...

 

[Will Clegg]

The Return of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre (why are Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger in this??)

Very Bad Things

Dragon Wars: D-War - I can't believe nobody else mentioned this one.
Worst. Movie. Ever.

 

[PaPa]

Sweety - jane campion.

 

[StefanHaynes]

I love Cronenberg but CRASH was the worst movie ever.

I strongly, strongly disagree.

Dead Ringers was better, as was Naked Lunch, but CRASH was brilliant. Make sure you see the uncut version.

 

[Brendan Stewart]

There's so many movies i could list here, so i'll just go with the 2 most recent ones.

The Fog (2005 remake) - enough said

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 - Wish i still had my shotgun to put in my mouth....

 

[Batutta]

Fay Grim is by far #1 on my list. I've tried to watch it SEVEN times but I can't seem to get 15 minutes into the movie everytime. The acting is horrible and WTF Parker Posey sets up a date with Father Lang within the first 15 minutes?!?!?!?! OMG so bad...

Whoever is greenlighting movies at HDNET needs to be canned. Bubble, Fay Grim, Redacted...ugh.