I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 25 years ago,
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on the sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25- year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but now
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-
old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap
apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on the sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25- year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but now
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-
old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap
apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
