How to beat Hollywood productions and make a name for yourself

How to beat Hollywood productions and make a name for yourself

  • Yes

    Votes: 12 41.4%
  • No

    Votes: 6 20.7%
  • Not sure yet

    Votes: 11 37.9%

  • Total voters
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>but would never watch any more of those

Agreed, I personally don't like sex as a reason to watch something either, but truth is, 15 year old guys would love more of that.

Congratulations. You're already thinking like a network executive.

> you'd have to make around $1500 per episode through sponsors/sale

This is doable. You will need to find a sponsor and include their commercials, plus what you sell in higher-definition, plus what YouTube/Revver PAYS you for the added ads. Overall, doing $1500 is not hard IMO -- from the moment you have a sponsor.

It's true, though, that if you had the ability to produce something like this, you probably ought to be making a lot more than $36,000/year, minus expenses.
 
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Keeping someone's attention for an extended period of time? With a very short format? Difficult.

Although Taster's Choice and Folger's did it a while back.

That's the kind of sponsor you need to get, anyway. No one will stand for actual commercials in the things.... ...but Product Placement? Sure.
 
That's because the Taster's Choice Ads were all about romance, and the Folger's ads were all about the raw sexuality of the spokeswoman...
 
I know the Taster's Choice ads -- with Tony Head -- but I don't think I know the Folgers ads -- unless I'm just not connecting.

Anyway, the ads may have been 30-second chapters to a story, but no one saw them as primary entertainment. They were just . . . ads. No different from the eSurance pink-haired spy babe.
 
I like the pink-haired spy babe.

My wife likes the pink-haired spy babe.

But we're with GEICO because we like talking geckos even better.
 
I know the Taster's Choice ads -- with Tony Head -- but I don't think I know the Folgers ads -- unless I'm just not connecting.

Anyway, the ads may have been 30-second chapters to a story, but no one saw them as primary entertainment. They were just . . . ads. No different from the eSurance pink-haired spy babe.

Gotta start the memory dredge...

Which one was the neighbor affair-ish one? TC, I think.

That would make Folger's the "Jean-Luc" one...

No, not primary entertainment, of course. I don't consider anything on the web primary, either, though. Too much trouble for too little return.

...except maybe at the end, if you can download the whole series to view at a sitting. Otherwise....pfft.
 
Was the "Jean-Luc" thing part of a serial? I remember that specific commercial, but don't remember it being part of an ongoing story.
 
Was the "Jean-Luc" thing part of a serial? I remember that specific commercial, but don't remember it being part of an ongoing story.


Oh, crap. You know, I think you're right. I guess I conflabaturated the two.

I made that word up. There's another word that I mean, but I'm too sleepy to think of it. But it starts with a c. I'm pretty sure.
 
Oh, crap. You know, I think you're right. I guess I conflabaturated the two.

I made that word up. There's another word that I mean, but I'm too sleepy to think of it. But it starts with a c. I'm pretty sure.

Looks like you conflated these two words

Confabulate: To unconsciously replace fact with fantasy in one's memory.
Conflate: To combine (two variant texts, for example) into one whole.
 
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Yep. That's the one. I wanted conflated, but kept thinking confabulated, which I knew was wrong.

If I'm gonna use the wrong word, I prefer using a word that doesn't exist. :)
 
Oh, crap. You know, I think you're right. I guess I conflabaturated the two.

I made that word up. There's another word that I mean, but I'm too sleepy to think of it. But it starts with a c. I'm pretty sure.

Wasn't it for General Foods International Coffees (instant) anyway?
 
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