Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie
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Capt Quirk
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I guess he's too late. According to the news, Damon has had enough of Bourne.
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
Gee, now that's awfully nice of him... :happy:
Capt Quirk
Veteran
If I was Damon, I'd make Afflec were tights. After DareDevil he swore he'd never wear tights again.
TwistedLincoln
Veteran
Hmmm....if Affleck is best known for Daredevil, he's really in trouble...
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
I was thinking the same thing...
Barry_Green
Moderator
guys, it's "the onion"...
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
VERY obnoxious. You ever see that movie with him and Pacino about the football betting thing? That was painful to watch.
Capt Quirk
Veteran
I'll always think of him as that a$$hole from Fashionable Male 
Tom Marshall
Actor!!!!!!
Oh I haven't seen that one... looks like I need to rent it...
Scott F
Pug Life
I'll always think of him as that a$$hole from Fashionable Male
Right on, dude. I say that all the time.
rogar-BigGrin(DBG)(Although I haven't been saying it lately, I guess the Onion article pretty much sums up Affleck's current state of affairs.)
Again, guys . . . it's The Onion.
Kirk Gillock
Rebel with a cause
If you're not familiar with The Onion's style. Here's one of their best stories. Hilarious.
Archaelogical Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29976
I attempted to write a few "Onion style" articles a few years back. Take a look if you have the time.
http://www.laundryday.com/words/articles/
Archaelogical Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29976
I attempted to write a few "Onion style" articles a few years back. Take a look if you have the time.
http://www.laundryday.com/words/articles/
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Barry_Green
Moderator
Apparently there's a few people here who don't realize that every single word printed on the Onion is comedy. There's not a shred of "reporting" going on, it's all fiction... :thumbsup:
MattinSTL
Sound Modulator
These things make me sigh all the time... please tell me that everybody in this thread KNEW this was a joke the entire time... please please tell me that.
Oh yeah... the onion rocks. I used to think that name was really stupid, but all their humor is multi-layered so it makes sense... peel away the layers... you'll get it.
I love all their videos... but this one gets me because of the terrorist and the things you almost don't catch from him...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground
Oh yeah... the onion rocks. I used to think that name was really stupid, but all their humor is multi-layered so it makes sense... peel away the layers... you'll get it.
I love all their videos... but this one gets me because of the terrorist and the things you almost don't catch from him...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground
Scott F
Pug Life
That video news stuff is hilarious. The phony presser about honking to reduce traffic, good stuff.
I have this guy who does voice over work for me....the other day he says, "I'm going to an audition for something called "The Onion". I had to give him the obligitory heads up that it's satirical. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :grin:
I have this guy who does voice over work for me....the other day he says, "I'm going to an audition for something called "The Onion". I had to give him the obligitory heads up that it's satirical. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :grin:
There is a fashionable male store like 3 blocks from my house and i laugh every time i pass by it.I'll always think of him as that a$$hole from Fashionable Male