Help me become an internet phenomenon.

JasonFox

JasonFox

Internet Sensation
And really, why wouldn't you want to help?

I know a few of you have actually clicked on the banner in my sig and checked out my bio site. Well, after having the sucker up for over 10 years, I'd like to start basking in my own 15 seconds of net fame.

Here's a bit of history:

Way back when the web was still a capitalized World Wide Web and Al Gore hadn't remembered he had invented the also-capitalized Internet, I was asked to leave my first job as a copywriter due to the ever-popular "creative differences" and my obvious love of run-on sentences.

The year was 1997.

My portfolio at that time consisted of ads for a retirement community (old people), Jiffy Lube (oily people) and discount funeral homes (dead people). Needless to say, neither Wieden nor Goodby nor Riney were anxious to view these masterpieces of low-rent consumer baiting. So I needed some other way to display my writing style. Something better than spec ads, because only students should have spec ads.

And thus, my bio was born.

A blog before blogs. Sporadically updated for the last ten years to become the ginormous black hole of comedy it is today. I have not gone back and edited past posts, so you can actually see my hackery improve month by month.

Here's what I ask, if you choose to participate:

1. Check out the site: http://www.whoisjasonfox.com

2. If you laugh, even once, pass the link on to as many friends as possible. If you're a spammer with a large email database, all the better.

That's it. In return, I promise to pay homage to the fine people at DVXuser if someone happens to write an article and/or attempt to assassinate me.

Thanks,

Fox
 
Hey,
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I already knew who you were Jason. The name anyways.
Let me browse a little more.
But no one messes with the girl. (Kind of a Canuck thing.)



One of my favs too...
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I can't copy Abe Vigoda. (Fish)

Shoot, this is gonna take me awhile. Too much good material here. :)
 
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Thanks, Anhar.

Raptor - Don't browse too closely -- there are more Canadian jokes in there. Well, maybe just one more.
 
Ahem... you did notice my signature, right? :)


btw, throw down with the siggy code that'll make the graphic link to your site - (as it does with your sig...).
 
I've resized the banner to be less of a warning to fellow hunters.

delete the spaces before url and img.

[ url=http://www.whoisjasonfox.com][ IMG]http://www.jasonfox.net/WhoIs550BannerBoris.jpg[/IMG][/url]
 
So I can tell by the four hits my site has received today that I apparently have to bribe you people. I'm heading to Costco later -- what kind of candy bars do you want?
 
So it's been a year since this thread – and my nascent web domination - died hard. Or harder. Maybe with a vengeance.

Let's try again!

Come on, it's comedy and it's free of ads and you don't have to mute your speakers when the boss walks in because it's all text! Hmmm, maybe not a good selling point. Stupid YouTube.
 
JasonFox said:
So it's been a year since this thread – and my nascent web domination - died hard. Or harder. Maybe with a vengeance.

Let's try again!

Come on, it's comedy and it's free of ads and you don't have to mute your speakers when the boss walks in because it's all text! Hmmm, maybe not a good selling point. Stupid YouTube.
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I love the site. I check up on it every once in a while and see if there are any updates. Always gives me a good laugh.

Also, nice job pulling a Penguin with this thread. (Tommy, it does count even though it was HIS thread, right?)
 
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