Favorite line of dialogue.

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Batutta

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"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

William Goldman, The Princess Bride
 
"Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."

Oh-Desu, "OLDBOY"
 
spidey said:
"Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."

Oh-Desu, "OLDBOY"
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I prefer the Burgess version:

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone"
 
It's not a line, but a one way convo:

Kyoami: A serpent's egg is white and pure. A bird's is speckled and soiled.
Hidetora: This is a castle... Here's a wall.
Kyoami: The bird left the speckled egg for the white.
Hidetora: Strange...
Kyoami: The egg cracks; out comes a snake.
Hidetora: Empty space above the wall. Why?
Kyoami: The bird is gobbled by the snake.
Hidetora: Where am I? Who am I?
Kyoami: Stupid bird!

This often sums up how I feel about life in general.

Akira Kurosawa's Ran
 
From Lonesome Dove:

Lorena the prostitute looking at Gus over a pack of cards:

"Gus...did you cheat me?"

Gus: "Well Lori darling, I won't tell you if I did or didn't. But, I will tell you this. A man who ain't willing to cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough."
 
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exsist."
- Verbal Kent: The Usual Suspects

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
-Ash: Army of Darkness

"There is such a fine line between clever and stupid."
Nigel Tufnel: This is Spinal Tap

honorable mention goes to the whole entire opening monologue of Full Metal Jacket. thats my 2 cents.
 
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

-Roddy Piper, They Live
 
"When some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall, and looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if you've paid your dues, well, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that. 'Have you paid your dues, Jack?' Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton - Big Trouble in Little China
 
Two of my favorites from The Palm Beach Story (Preston Sturges)

Rudy Vallee:
"That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous".

Mary Astor:
"Toto, I'd like for you to meet Captain McGlew. I'm going to be seeing a lot more of him, and a lot less of you".


Far too many to name from Annie Hall, but here's a few:

Woody Allen:
"I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics."

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
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Shelley Duvall:
"Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience...I mean that as a compliment."
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Christopher Walken:
"Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Woody Allen: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.
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Woody Allen:
"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love. "


And from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Tommy: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
Hedwig: No, but I... I love his work.


Okay, I'll stop now.
 
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how could i forget.....

"Drop the zero and get with the hero"

-Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice

ps
i dare anyone to come up with something better than that moment in cinema history!
 
(whispers to tribesman) "Excuse me, your balls are showing"
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura 2
 
"KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

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A runner up--

"These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, and no longer care...These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care...And these are men who know where they are, and care...but don't drink."

A Fistful of Yen, The Kentucky Fried Movie
 
(1 shady dude about to sell a chicken to 2 shadier looking dudes)
"You ain't gonna f*ck these chickens, are ya?"

Devil's Rejects
 
Batutta said:
A runner up--

"These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, and no longer care...These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care...And these are men who know where they are, and care...but don't drink."

A Fistful of Yen, The Kentucky Fried Movie
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Easily one of my favorite movies of all time. :thumbsup:
 
"Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!" - Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet." Lone Watie in The Outlaw Josie Wales

"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher in The Outlaw Josie Wales
 
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