Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

Here's a few I can think of at the moment:

Alexander
Starship Troopers II (though I liked the original)
Ace Ventura -PD
Stepford Wives
Gigli (what little of it I could stand to watch)

I'll add some more later...
 
I heard Gigli was that bad. Not sure if anyone has said it yet, but I think Ishtar has been consistently voted "Worst Movie of all Time". Frankly, I don't care to find out.

I've not walked out on many movies in my life, but I did walk out of Ice Age. Just not funny.
 
deedive said:
one of the scenes from one of the movies i hate most happend to me last week.
"hostel"
my achilles tension riped
makes me hate the movie even more, plus its time to go to the hospital
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damn dale!!!!! you ok man?
 
i was hobbling around on the last shooting day of my spyfest film. thought i had a really bad sprain. it started killing me and went to the hospital. They said it was ruptured. they had to grab the top part up by the calf and the bottom part down by the ankle and sew um back together. 8 week of cast time! Crap hurts like hell. now i got to edit this sucka

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i paid to see the Matrix on the imax, then I snuck into Boys don't Cry, I walked out 15 minutes later and demanded a refund for a film i didnt pay to get into.

got the refund, will not watch this film again.

broke back mountain (gay cowboys eating pudding)

the gods must be crazy 2

rat race

anything with paul hogan,

anything with hulk hogan

AI, would have been a great film if it would have ended when the ocean he was in froze over. but the alian crap killed it for me

AvP

all alians after part one

the one with the smart sharks,

jaws 3 ni 3d

all the friday 13ths after part one

rambo 2 and 3 rabo 1 rocked ( they drew first blood not me.

hunny a shrunk the kids, 1 2 3 4 5 6 and how ever many there are


there are many more.

Jason
 
One of my most hated ones:
Shakespeare in Love. 1998 best picture of the year (COMMON) someone had to do someone a big favor to get this Oscar. I mean it was going against:
Elizabeth, Life is Beautiful, Saving Private Ryan, and The Thin Red Line. And there were others that were great that year too.

Here's one that I sat through and don't know why:
Dungens and Dragons. (one of my few regrets in life and my ex gf will never let me live it down that I made her sit through it either. ahahhahah)
 
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I think the *real* acid test is, which films are films that you'd rather be vomited on, than watch twice...

Trooper - don't be putting me on no lists with M. Night, now...we have laws in this country against libel, y'know...

androoow - is yer sig a "Madness of King George" ref?
 
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Ok, well, I agree and disagree with many of these selections for various reasons.

But I swear to you . . . the WORST movie EVER made is called "Corpse Grinders 2" and don't even TRY to argue with me until AFTER you see it.

Remember . . . the WORST movie EVER in the HISTORY of mankind! You really need to see it to truly understand the depths of horribleness (is that even a word?) which this movie sunk to. And the sad part is that I actually OWN a copy of this! It was given to me as a gift though!

The people I've shown this to literally gasp at what they are watching - their sensibilities being bombarded by unfathomable movie badness. That's the true enjoyment of this film: watching others experience it for the first time!

Here's a review of it (I like to read this from time to time, especially when I'm a little down in my day):

 Want a great recipe for failure? Take a sh!tty plot, add in some weak, completely undeveloped characters and then throw in the worst special effects a horror movie has known. Let stew for a week (the amount of time probably spent making this trash). The result is "Corpse Grinders 2," a movie that takes bad movies to dangerous and exotically low places.

The movie utterly blew. My words cannot convey how painful it was to watch. This is not one of those bad movies that you and your friends can sit around and make fun of. This is not "Plan 9 From Outer Space. " This is a long, boring and sad waste of time. "Corpse Grinders 2" is the biggest waste of energy I have ever seen.

It depresses me when I realize that people actually took time out of their lives to act in this sh!t, if you can call it acting. But than again, when you have poor direction, poor storywriting, poor everything, acting is the last thing to criticize.

This movie is like a huge, disgusting turd that you yearn to quickly flush out of existence, fearful that a friend or loved one might somehow see it. I really wish I could somehow destroy every copy of this film, so it will not pollute the minds of aspiring filmmakers. Thank you, Ted V. Mikels, for giving me new found respect for every movie I have ever seen. You have shown me what is truly awful and why I should appreciate all those movies that are merely crappy or boring.
 
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Very funny posts here!!!!! The "defenders" here really need to get a life.

There are NUMEROUS crap films listed here...................

and I'll add LOTR #3. Four hours of pure torture. I'm pissed at myself for not walking out after 30 minutes of that dribble.

JohnG
 
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