Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

spidey said:
yeah it had money... just didnt have a good director.
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Or a good script... Decent cast, and probably the last good non-CG effects of any sci-fi film (the Event Horizon model, IIRC, was bigger than the apartment I was living in when the film was released :D ), but so much of it just didn't make any sense.

Like, for example, if the dimension of "hell" it passed through was chaotic, then why did it look the same to everybody? And, for that matter, why did it look a like a Nine Inch Nails video? :evil:
 
I kinda forgot to come back to this thread, but I meant what I said about Gone With the Wind. Boring, boring, boring. Four hours of bullsh!t just because Rhett Butler couldn't figure out that all Scarlett really needed was some serious deep d!cking, to go Chasing Amy on it.

Honestly I thought Chasing Amy was kind of weak too. It had it's moments, like Gone With The Wind, but it felt long and drawn out. Also like Gone With the Wind.
 
I loved Event horizon.


Elephant was a technihcally imporesive, they had one HELLUVA focus puller.
 
Aaron Marshall said:
I watched a movie last night that I would rather vomit soured hot dog chunks than watch again. It was entitled "Frankenstein" starring:

Parker Posey
Vincent Perez
Michael Madsen

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397430/

Visually, it looked pretty decent. It was all wasted on a horrible story.
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haha they filmed that down the block from me when we were in New Orleans.

my friend is tied to a toilet and tortured in it.
 
TimurCivan said:
I loved Event horizon.


Elephant was a technihcally imporesive, they had one HELLUVA focus puller.
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I enjoyed Event Horizon a lot; guilty-pleasure style.

But, what do I know; I liked Elephant, too.
 
This one's so bad probably most of you have never seen it;


Freddie Vs. Jason

We were stuck in a mountain lodge and it was all we had left to watch. I wanted to kill myself.
Personally I think Shaun of the Dead was a good movie. Slow sometimes, but made up for it with great filming and good soundtrack. For anyone who didn't like it, has "Hot Fuzz" been any better for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7J_vYN5ZkY
 
Hot Fuzz in not out in the states till next weekend.

Then it's brunch (read: eggs, ham, and bloody marys) with some friends and the matinee just like I did Grindhouse last Sunday. Been waiting for this one. Happen to think Shaun is brilliant. Funny and thematically actually about something.
 
The new Phantom Of The Opera was horrible, you would think that with millions of dollars they could find some good singers-yuck! And what was with the 80's crappy synthesizer music in the cave with the phantom. I want to vomit on their master reel, bastards.
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
Hot Fuzz in not out in the states till next weekend.

Then it's brunch (read: eggs, ham, and bloody marys) with some friends and the matinee just like I did Grindhouse last Sunday. Been waiting for this one. Happen to think Shaun is brilliant. Funny and thematically actually about something.
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Have you seen the series they did "Spaced"?

It's hilarious, I ****ing love it - it really rings my bell...! Obviously all of the humor is British but if you Like Shawn you'll be fine. If you haven't watched it though make sure you start from the 1st episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHc0VDdhXVQ


And the Movie I forgot to mention...

The Italian Job! The new version! ....why?!!!
 
'Spaced' never quite worked for me. Timing, I guess. Although I liked the sleazy groping sexually-harassing alien ambassadors bit...

I thought 'Red Dwarf' was consistently a lot funnier.
 
Blaine said:
Which is really the only GOOD movie he's made, and that is because he had it all laid out for him. Let's face it, he's just not a good story teller. He was an inspiration because he was able to make a movie (El Mariachi) for very little bucks. But since then, he has shown a great inability to grow. I'll wait to see how he does on Grindhouse, though...
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His half of grindhouse is the best part.
 
Hmm well critical it isn't so I take your opinion of "gay film" of no use. Thanks and continue.
 
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