The DVXuser Correct Grammer Thread - Kelsey or English !

I make the typing gaffs all the time. My mind says "there" and I type "there" IRREGARDLESS of the circumstances. I know better and will catch it upon proofreading but it's a simple brain fart that I have never overcome.

Now my pet peeve is, "I could care less." Of course you could, but what you mean to say is, "I couldn't care less," meaning the bottom of your indifference has been met. "I could care less" says absolutely nothing.

People misunderestimate (hehe) how these little things can be so annoying.
 
Not everyone is a English Major but there sure seems to be a lot of Professors.

Remember folks, just because you know the proper spelling and usage of common English and it's grammar doesn't mean you suddenly know your ass from a hole in the ground or have the mystery ingredient known as couth.

:beer:
 
John_Hudson said:
just because you know the proper spelling and usage of common English and it's grammar doesn't mean you suddenly know your ass from a hole in the ground or have the mystery ingredient known as couth.
No doubt, but it sure helps!:beer:

overlandfilms said:
a mute point?

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LOL! Boy, that looks familiar. One of my favorites. :)
 
jeremytuttle said:
Speaking of Weight. The whole I before E is crap... I before E except after C and sometimes W and occasionally H (Height).

Well, see, that's where you've gone wrong.

It's ". . .except when sounded like 'ay" as in neighbor or weigh". :)
 
The worst for me is :

"I could care less"

if you CAN care less, then you care. its

"I COULDNT care less"
 
Paul Coleman said:
NOO-kyuh-luhr :evil:

:Drogar-Mark-10(DBG)

That's called metathesis. Very common. And you use words that have gone through the process quite often.

How do you pronounce "comfortable"? Most people will say "comfterble". That's another word going through the process. (Oh. Yeah. "through" is another of those words...used to be 'thurh')

Others that eventually started being spelled the way people pronounced them.

"Third"
"Bird"
"Dirt"
"Fright"

"Iron" (probably the most common one that went through a pronunciation change without the change in spelling)


Language is SO much fun. :)
 
I must say I've been reading this thread with amusement :)

I have to agree with GenJerDan there - Language IS some crazy stuff! Fascinating, but crazy! Sounds like you've studied some linguistics before there mate!

As far as I am concerned the purpose of language is communication. So long as people try to communicate effectively I really don't care if it's 'perfect' by some artificial standard.

I find grammarians a bit amusing actually. It would seem they are hardly aware of history and the origins of English 'grammar'. A lot of our 'problems' today arise from trying to force an inherently Germanic language into the mold of the almighty Latin grammar (nothing against latin per se - I like Latin. It's just a terrible fit for a germanic language!). 'Exceptions' come about by improperly modeling language or failing to understand that the 'exception's aren't really exceptions but additional rules of complexity beyond what you have modeled.

For instance... ever heard of the rule that states ending sentences with a preposition isn't correct? Quoting Churchill's humor here:

From now on ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put
Such is what the 'rule' would dictate though it hardly makes sense. English 'grammar' is an entirely man made construction. There is nothing inherently 'correct' about the prescribed forms other than a general acceptance by everyone that such must be the case and the reinforcement of this perception by the 'ruling class' - their language invariably being the 'correct' form. In fact good arguements could be made for the 'rules' being wrong!

That said, I DO believe in having some form of standard. It facilitates communication across a broad spectrum of people which is, after all, the main purpose of language. And hey, let's face the facts; if you want to be accepted as an intelligent person you need to know the 'rules' - as artificial as they may be.
 
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