Caruso one liners

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bosindy

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If this is not a Saturday Night Live skit in the making, then well? I mean when the show was funny. Here is a compilation of Caruso lines before the opening credits to CSI Miami. I love "the who," but be prepared for Daultry's scream to slowly drive you insane. They have sold out lately fronting all these crime shows. And yes, it is a slow workday. :beer:

http://break.com/index/david_caruso_one_liners.html
 
Break is complete horsesh** ever since they stopped being big-boys.com. Its pathetic. poor videos, paid commercials, double postings constantly. Horrible site now.
 
woah, a little excessive on the "......" dont you think.

Yeah if you knew about their website about 2.5-3.5 yrs ago, they were a much better site. only posting quality (well, at least funny) videos.

Now theyre just like youtube, banner adverts arent good enough, they now have to sell bandwidth to companies. It sucks.
 
.............................ok

back to Caruso,

I love Caruso, but the writing on this show is attrocious, the one liners are so terrible, and its not just the beginning of the show, they are at every commercial break.

Caruso is a great actor, but no one can give a good performance from those CSI scripts. Session 9 btw was a great movie.
 
I've gotten so sick of Caruso, I can't even watch CSI:Miami and that's a shame because there's some nice eye candy on there. :beer:
 
CSI Miami (in particular, compared to the other seven versions) is such a great looking show that it pains me to have to sit through the bad dialogue to take in the hyper-saturated visuals in all their HD splendor. I think CBS delivers 1080i, and it is really beautiful to watch.

His one-liners at the top really upset me the first few times I watched, but then all the candy (both photographically and talent-wise) hooked me. If I'm in front of the TV on CSI Miami night, I'll almost always watch it.

That's sad, because Caruso is a total d*****b*g on-screen and in reality.

I did Nash Bridges for three seasons, and despite what you thought of the talent and writing, it was the best looking 35mm show on TV when it aired. I was always proud of the visuals and the gags we pulled-off each week. Funny that - CSI Miami looks a lot more like Nash Bridges than Lost does.

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The visuals on the show are fantastic (especially Boa Vista). But forget the dialogue; they're usually spoiled by the horrible editing.
 
True about CSI Miami being an incredible looking show.

CBS is broadcast in 1080i, and when it is upconverted to 1080p on my new set, i have a new visual appreciation for it. I leave the volume up though so me and my friend can have a good laugh and shake our heads at the episode, while appreciating the visuals.

It is easily the sharpest HD show that is on the air. Even on my old 720p set it looked gorgeous, but being able to realize all 1080 lines of it is amazing. Colors are great.


William Petersen is also another great actor hampered by bad scripts on the show. Watched Manhunter the other night and he was pretty good in it, even though the movie is very dated thanks to the trends of the era.
 
David Jimerson said:
The visuals on the show are fantastic (especially Boa Vista).
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Cynic821 said:
William Petersen is also another great actor hampered by bad scripts on the show. Watched Manhunter the other night and he was pretty good in it, even though the movie is very dated thanks to the trends of the era.
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If you haven't seen it, catch him in To Live and Die in L.A.
 
Just added it to netflix

thanks for the reminder. Ive been meaning to watch it but i have to clear my netflix every once in a while to force it to ship movies that have a wait time. Amazing cast as well.
 
Caruso plays the same guy in everything he has ever done. Mad Dog and Glory, King of New York, NYPD Blue. He can only dribble with one hand, it's the "madder I get, the slower and quieter I talk and simmer" move. Now he is a caricature of himself. The way he delivers the lines and then throws the sunglasses on for affect is priceless. I think I'll memorize a few of those lines and be him for Halloween next year.

But he has a career ..... and I have a hobbie ..... so good for him.
 
Eva La Rue?

Something about her just bugs me. LIke the top half of her face doesn't match the bottom half or something...

Now, Alana de la Garza......yummy.
 
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