Movies You Would Rather Vomit On Than Watch Twice

Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Species 2
Godzilla (in fact any movie Roland Emmerich does)
Hostel (walked out of the theater)
Alien vs. predator (in fact any movie Paul W.S. Anderson does)
Titanic
Domino
Hannibal
Open water
soul plane
blade 3: trinity
 
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Any Given Sunday

Crash (The Cronenberg one where Elias Koteas eats James Spaders' ass - OOPS SPOILER ALERT!!!1)

Robocop 2 & 3

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Caddyshack 2

Godzilla (1998)

Wild Wild West

Troll

Teen Wolf Too

Freddy Got Fingered (I had such high hopes)

Batman & Robin

Space Jam

Storm of the Century (Now, I know movies based on Stephen King's stuff are 50/50 on whether they'll suck or not, but I never expected...this. Also, I almost murdered my girlfriend for making me sit through this one.)

Deep Blue Sea

Super Mario Bros.

Double Dragon (even worse)

Street Fighter

Say It Isn't So! (It is so...this movie really does suck.)

Darkness Falls

National Security (Not even Steve Zahn could save this piece of filth)

Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2 (Did I mention I hate Martin Lawrence?)

The Fast and the Furious

Doom

The Doors

Any of the Scary Movie series (except part 3)

Any movie with Chris Tucker that isn't Friday or the Fifth Element.

Junior

The Blues Brothers 2000

Kindergarten Cop (I'll stick with my Arnold soundboard thanks)

Terminator 3

Oh, and while we're on the subject, Last Action Hero doesn't suck. It's called parody, ladies and gentlemen.

Pearl Harbor, and probably Armageddon while we're at it.

An American Werewolf in Paris (Jesus I wish John Landis still made movies...that matter)

Curly Sue

Sister Act

Corrina, Corrina

Asassins

Alien Resurrection

Pretty much anything John Carpenter did after Big Trouble in Little China.

Mom and Dad Save the World

Sahara

Charlie's Angels 1 or 2 (Hard to say which one makes me hate McG more...)

Masters of the Universe

Short Circuit 2

Be Cool

Master of Disguise

Suburban Commando

Elephant

The second and third Matrix movies (I'd include the first one, but I've decided to be merciful...this time)

Any Dr. Dolittle movie...(well, pretty much any movie Eddie Murphy has done except Beverly Hills Cop, Bowfinger, Coming to America, 48 Hours and Shrek)

Congo

Jawbreaker

Lost In Space

Virtuosity

Over the Top

Dutch

All three of the new Star Wars movies...

Men in Black 2

The Net (ok, everything Sandra Bullock has done...except Speed)

Roadhouse

If Looks Could Kill (Richard Grieco must die)

Any movie with a character named "Stifler"

Blade: Trinity

Legend

That's all I can think of right off the top of my head...more later. :-)
 
come on suburban commando is a guilty fun pleasure. also master of the universe and over the top just thinking of them made me pee a little.
 
deedive said:
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Species 2
Hostel (walked out of the theater)
Hannibal
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Species 2 - yeah its bad.. but the boobs kept me watching...
Hostel - is it the genre you don't like or just this film? I'm still not sure where all teh Hostel haters are coming from?
Hannibal - is not THAT bad...
 
DammitJanet said:
Any Given Sunday

Crash (The Cronenberg one where Elias Koteas eats James Spaders' ass - OOPS SPOILER ALERT!!!1)
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whats wrong with these 2?

funny, the rest of the movies on your list I would rather vomit than to watch even ONCE.. at least vomiting is over with in a minute...
 
I have a lot fo respect for films of all genres and their creators... if I start watching a movie I have always had the respect to watch through it without faster forwarding... there has been only one exception:

BROWN BUNNY

and there is one where I wish I could've fast forwarded (it was at a free theater):

BIRTH
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337876/

it looks like a film DIRECTED by someone who has no idea how to make an art house film. so he went to wikipedia and looked up its definition, randomly selected a few films to "get a feel for it", jogged some notes and went to production.
 
chromeboy007 said:
and there is one where I wish I could've fast forwarded (it was at a free theater):

BIRTH
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337876/

it looks like a film DIRECTED by someone who has no idea how to make an art house film. so he went to wikipedia and looked up its definition, randomly selected a few films to "get a feel for it", jogged some notes and went to production.
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yeah, not a fan of Jonathan Glazer's feature films. didn't like Sexy Beast either. he did a cool nike commercial though... a man and a woman racing, busting thru concrete walls, eventually racing up huge trees and launching out into space. he also directed one of my favorite music videos...

"rabbit in your headlights"....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ClCwcCvdQ
 
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I dig Glazer's stuff. I managed to snatch up the Directors' Series box set that included his disc and I really like it.

I'd love to keep digging through this thread, but all the spelling and grammar errors are making my head hurt.
 
Blade: Trinity
Funnier than shi*; Parker Posey and Ryan Reynolds are effin hilarious in this
film; totally worth the price of admission

Any Given Sunday
Again; if you have a pair. You should like this film. Maybe the first film to show football at the real speed of the game.

Godzilla (1998)
Not entirely horrible at the end of the day

Teen Wolf Too
Shamefully admits it holds a bit of retro nostalia in my heart

Freddy Got Fingered (I had such high hopes)
You did ?

Batman & Robin
All of the Batman movies suck

Space Jam
No no no. Kids movies don't count.

Deep Blue Sea
Agreed. Still strangely watchable in late night drunkedness

National Security (Not even Steve Zahn could save this piece of filth)
Surprisingly a fun family film.

Bad Boys and Bad Boys 2 (Did I mention I hate Martin Lawrence?)
Overhyped beyond the wazoo. The only good thing was Tea Leoni scampering around in a mini skirt

The Doors
What ? Are you high ? Val Kilmer is more Morrison than the orginal guy; that alone is worthy of the skill award

Any movie with Chris Tucker that isn't Friday or the Fifth Element.
Jackie Brown ? And the Rush Hour's are complete fun.

Terminator 3
Surprisingly not bad

Oh, and while we're on the subject, Last Action Hero doesn't suck. It's called parody, ladies and gentlemen.
Last Action Hero sucked hard

Pearl Harbor, and probably Armageddon while we're at it.
No! I like Bay for what Bay is. Sugary vanilla.

Asassins
Mixed feelings

Alien Resurrection
Surpinsgly not bad

Pretty much anything John Carpenter did after Big Trouble in Little China.
Agreed

Charlie's Angels 1 or 2 (Hard to say which one makes me hate McG more...)
Drew BArrymore. Another fine example of nepotism and why it isn't really a good idea

Congo
Strangley, I'm a sucker for jungle adventure movies; no matter how shi*ty

Over the Top
I like Sly. It's an affliction

All three of the new Star Wars movies...
Agreed!

Roadhouse
Check yourself for a pair now
 
The Doors
What ? Are you high ? Val Kilmer is more Morrison than the orginal guy; that alone is worthy of the skill award
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Blasphemy lol.


CallaghanFilms said:
No shi*...
It has slipped in to the #1 spot as
Best 'Nam Film Ever!​
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"We Were Soldiers" -- best 'Nam Film Ever?!? O-kayeeee ...

You really should see these films:

Apocalypse Now
The Deer Hunter
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
 
chromeboy007 - hostel was horrible. because it has nothing to offer. no acting, boring and predictable story. wasnt even shot that well. this movie has nothing. I dont hate hostel it just has nothing going for it to me. waste of 10 bucks.

to each his own. I just believe that in the horror and comedy genres there isnt that much quality anymore. things looks slapped together. actually in all genres nowadays!
 
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