Actual English Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong

David Jimerson

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[SIZE=+2]ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG[/SIZE]​


1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shi*less too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

http://www.esatclear.ie/%7Eirish.trade/bj000004.htm?id=4
 
ummm.. What?

Looks like a contentless scene in one would find as an acting excercise. Greetings large black person.

that is just weird.

Jason
 
I was just watching Fist of Legend a day or two ago and noticed a ton of funny ass comments like this also.
 
i used to be a hardcore asian cinema fan... the best are the typos that get shown on the subtitles on dvds... current favorite from Running Out of Time directed by Johnny To...

"You Bustard!"



jeff
 
David Jimerson said:
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.
I like that! Would it be too long to use as a title?
 
Sacksnack said:
Next festival...you must use all 20 of these in your film. I'm in!

-Kevin

That's such a great idea!!!!

hilarious it must be, unless film sasquatch eat the forest before the time has come indeed!
 
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