Bein' single is farkin tough... ( a rant )

lucidz said:
Are you offering me sex pics??
um, H--- NO!

For me, this was a time ( binging) where I went out with my girlfriends a lot. Did a lot of fun stuff, sometimes drank too much, oh yes, and I went scrapbooking once (OH THE JOY!).

what else did I do? read a lot of self-help books, got a decent tan, watched a lot of soccer by myself, and reinstalled my OS
 
HorseFilms said:
Speaking of commitment... a buddy of mine made a true commitment. He had his ex committed. I was there. It was awesome.:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
Which reminds me of the joke ...



SCENE: Mickey and Minny Mouse's divorce proceedings.

JUDGE: Mickey ... let me get this straight. Am I to understand that you are asking for a divorce on the grounds that Minny is insane?

MICKEY MOUSE: Oh no Your Honor. I never said she was crazy. I just said she was f---ing Goofy :cheesy:
 
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Jack Daniel Stanley said:
SCENE: Mickey and Minny Mouses's divorce proceedings.

JUDGE: Mickey ... let me get this straight. Am I to understand that you are asking for a divorce on the grounds that Minny is insane?

MICKEY MOUSE: Oh no Your Honor. I never said she was crazy. I just said she was f---ing Goofy :cheesy:

I love that one.:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
imgentertainment@mac said:
classic classic.

I would also be down to seen some hot reinstalling of OS pic's if you get a chance.

I actually have a pic of it. We used to date (JK). She didn't approve me releasing this pic, but here you go. Don't let it get around.


bluescreentj0.jpg
 
Crazy. good pic, tough I always thought she was a MAC OSX girl. If shes not I don't know how I can carry on with this relationship (therad) it is so full of lies. We can't go on like this..
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
Alex ... or Alexa ...

Dunh Dunh Dunh!

notice how they are never online at the same time? :eek:

Dont tempt the fates. And never say never.

Except in Mel Gibson's case. He'll never live it down.
 
FUNNY, ALEX!

Alex DePew said:
I actually have a pic of it. We used to date (JK). She didn't approve me releasing this pic, but here you go. Don't let it get around.


bluescreentj0.jpg
imgentertainment@mac said:
Crazy. I always thought she was a MAC OSX girl.

I got two buddies to assist with the reinstall. It still doesn't run Final Cut --though????

alreinstallpw4.jpg
 
Alexa said:
Is [this] the whole when-harry-met-sally thing?
I often mention that scene in the car from When Harry Met Sally when trying to describe how men view relationships with women . . . Every word of it is absolutely true.
 
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