Bein' single is farkin tough... ( a rant )

Then he'll be all drunk, and that's when I bring in the really hot cross-dresser. He won't ever know the difference until he's swordfighting with the dude from The Crying Game.

I win.
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SWORDFIGHTING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Jack Daniel Stanley said:
I was at the gym once and I saw this really attractive woman read ... BARRY GREEN's DVX book on the treadmill! I thought wow, totally good looking, AND tech geek too! Suddenly thoughts of buying universal remotes together and pining for widescreen TV's together began to play in my mind, and I thought I must get to know this woman!

Fortunately the treadmill next to hers was free, so I saddled up next to her ... but what to say ... had to be just right cuz this was one classy broad we are talking about here. So I too a quick mental inventory of my best pickup lines ...

"Are those space pants you're wearin'? Cuz yo' butt is outta dis world?"
"If you were on the menu at Mc Donalds, you'd be McCute."
"Dang girl, you so hot, you make fire sweat."
"Hey baby you must be a cambells soup girl, cause you look umm umm good."
"You so hot, I'd sleep with your brother."
"If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning."
"You musta fell out the pretty tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle."

No ... none of those tried and true lines would work this time, sure things though they were, this lady needed something special .... she was looking at the chart in Barry's book on pulldown sequencesl so I opened with ....

"I've always found advanced pulldown removal to be the most fascinating thing ... that is until I saw you."

BUT -- as soon as I turned to her she started cranking up her ipod ... I mean she cranked it so loud people that were walking by put their fingers in their ears! And she totally ignored me.

I was really embarrassed so i pretended like I was rehearsing dialogue: ""I've always found advanced pulldown removal to be the most fascinating thing ... that is until I saw you ... you variable frame rate HD cam. That's right I love variable frame rates ... " etc.

I was crushed. I've since started wearing all black. I dyed my hair Elvis black and grew a single blade of it down to my chin in the front. I only listen to EMO now and rarely leave the apartment. I spend all my time on internet chat boards discussing things like who would win in a fight between Luke Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter ... both at the beginning and end of their quests ... of course most people think Frodo is right out ... but I say not so fast because he has the most heart and that's what all those stories are about, and they say, yeah but harry potter can like turn him into a snake, .... oh ... er ... where was I .... Oh yes, despite the fact that I gained 50 pounds, have lost most of my hair, and stopped shaving and bathing, I did just got a part time job in a comic book store! (I soon lost my other job as an investment banker after the unfortunate "treadmill incident). The comic book store is great. I'm making some friends to. Sure most of them are twelve -- but they REALLY get me. It doesn't pay much, but since I moved back in with my mom, my expenses are really low.

Just shows to go you how you can't let something like that get you down. I mean look at me, I'md doing great ... no really :thumbsup:
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LOL! LMAO!

When I see that guy at the gym again, unfortunately, I’ll probably see him and start cracking up! Maybe you’ve convinced me to give him a chance?

“How’s that EMO?”

“Wanna practice some ADVANCED PULLDOWN TECHNIQUE after you clean up there, pretty boy?”

"ADVANCED PULLDOWN THEORY"."ADVANCED PULLDOWN REMOVAL...come to think of it, kind of a sexy phrase, doncha think?

lucidz said:
I have now read "introspectively maudlin" and "bust a nut" in the same thread.
I nominate this for best thread of the year!
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Lucidz- Sorry, you’ve been bricemanned.
Rezfactor said:
When I went to NAB2006 last April, me and my friend saw two cute girls walking around the party we were at (the International party at the Hilton). Then, we looked again, and they were leaving. We quickly discussed what the hell we could say to them--but . . . they were LEAVING. So I chased them down anyway, and walked right up to them and said, "Hey, me and my friend were looking around for you guys so we could talk to you, and then we saw you leaving, and we didn't know how we were going to get a chance to talk to you. . ." This lame-ass "line" got it started. The truth is the best pick-up line I've found. Sometimes, the stupider, the better.
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Not a bad idea, even if it leads to no where, you’ll likely always at least get a decent reaction. Someone did that to me a few months ago, but I was still an emotional wasteland and told him ”thanks but..no thanks.” But I think it was very sweet. Reminds me of that deordorant commercial where the guy runs up to a girl with flowers? Is that right? Whatever commercial.

imgentertainment@mac said:
But thats all. Its also good to have a couple of girl friends that are just down for the friends with benifits thing.
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Elaborate. What is this thing? Do guys really think this can happen? Do let me know, cause suddenly, all my guy friends are back…little f’ers? Is the whole when-harry-met-sally thing?

lucidz said:
ANd yeah I am binging but its fun.
And I get what you mean, Its been 3 weeks without sex for me and I haven't gone this long in like 8 years. I'm almost afraid to do it, coz I might just blow up.
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You must document this progress. We want some binging picts. If you get some, I might share one or two of mine…☺ ( this is a huge MIGHT)

ok, off to the gym..
 
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Alexa said:
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“Wanna practice some ADVANCED PULLDOWN TECHNIQUE after you clean up there, pretty boy?”

"ADVANCED PULLDOWN THEORY"."ADVANCED PULLDOWN REMOVAL...come to think of it, kind of a sexy phrase, doncha think?...
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haha, yeah I was trying to work a pickupline into advanced pulldown but couldn't do it.

like "you'd look progressive scan even on a Sony" but couldn't really pull it off :)
 
"It's not the size of the image sensor that matters, it's the color curve"

Okay, that might have been far-fetched. I'm going to bed. haha
 
Alexa said:
Elaborate. What is this thing? Do guys really think this can happen? Do let me know, cause suddenly, all my guy friends are back…little f’ers? Is the whole when-harry-met-sally thing?
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Well first, I think every guy thinks and wants this to happen. It is having your best friends as Girlfriends with out the worry of comitment. Now I will say it can be hard. You have to find the right girl and you also have to be the type of guy that can deal with it. You can't be jealous when she is with another guy or gose on a date with someone else. You are 100 % supportive of ever relationship the other is in because you are just friends. Thats it , that is all your allowed to be. Now you are friends that on ocation make out or spend the night, but your still just friends. If you are the type of people that can just keep that what it is and how it differs from a relationship then it can work and often works well. The problem comes when you or the other person wants more of a relationship. If both of you want it then go for it. Its a grate way to start a relationship. You already know everything about each other, what you like, what you don't, where you like to eat, whats your fav camera is, or NLE system. So it works. But when one wants more then the other dose that is when it screws up bad and you'll lose the friendship. So it is like playing with fire and trying not to get burned. And most the time it is the guy who ends up getting jealous. I have always found that interesting. I have made a couple of relationships work like this and one with grate success. I have been friends and then friends with benefits with her for over 6 years. And she has almost got married twice during that time. And I was supportive all the way. So when shes in a relationship ship or I am we are just friends and when shes not and i'm single we are friends with benefits. So it can work. And yes it is a little like when harry met sally but one wanted more then the other and it got all screwed up and had a hollywood ending so that can happen to. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
imgentertainment@mac said:
Well first, I think every guy thinks and wants this to happen. It is having your best friends as Girlfriends with out the worry of comitment. Now I will say it can be hard. You have to find the right girl and you also have to be the type of guy that can deal with it. You can't be jealous when she is with another guy or gose on a date with someone else. You are 100 % supportive of ever relationship the other is in because you are just friends. Thats it , that is all your allowed to be. Now you are friends that on ocation make out or spend the night, but your still just friends. If you are the type of people that can just keep that what it is and how it differs from a relationship then it can work and often works well. The problem comes when you or the other person wants more of a relationship. If both of you want it then go for it. Its a grate way to start a relationship. You already know everything about each other, what you like, what you don't, where you like to eat, whats your fav camera is, or NLE system. So it works. But when one wants more then the other dose that is when it screws up bad and you'll lose the friendship. So it is like playing with fire and trying not to get burned. And most the time it is the guy who ends up getting jealous. I have always found that interesting. I have made a couple of relationships work like this and one with grate success. I have been friends and then friends with benefits with her for over 6 years. And she has almost got married twice during that time. And I was supportive all the way. So when shes in a relationship ship or I am we are just friends and when shes not and i'm single we are friends with benefits. So it can work. And yes it is a little like when harry met sally but one wanted more then the other and it got all screwed up and had a hollywood ending so that can happen to. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
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Img- your next screenplay should be “Friends With Benefits.” A good title! As much as I’d like to believe it could be true, I just think you’d get really messed up. Well, geez, who knows for sure. Perhaps a little substance abuse and some steadfast denial will help mask the confusion, buffer the heartbreak, and dull the rejection.

I’d have to agree, it would have to be a with the “right” person, whoever? can dig it. I just remembered when I saw “Pretty in Pink” I think my friends and I all cried our heads off…so the triangle thing cannot not easy.
 
Kholi said:
Counter-Attack:

I'm sorry, miniDV just doesn't satisfy anymore. Got any HD for me?
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I hope I never get to be such a camera snob that someday I look down on the DVX and say, "pfff..oh, that was such little crap!" NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.though I know many HVX people have taken a liking to the discrimination..poo poo
 
I've always been single, I see alot of girls, but as far as being "commited", never really. I was for a little time, but she moved to San Diego, and were still together just in a different way.

Being single can be fun, if you're young and smart.
 
Alexa said:
Img- your next screenplay should be “Friends With Benefits.” A good title! As much as I’d like to believe it could be true, I just think you’d get really messed up. Well, geez, who knows for sure. Perhaps a little substance abuse and some steadfast denial will help mask the confusion, buffer the heartbreak, and dull the rejection.

I’d have to agree, it would have to be a with the “right” person, whoever? can dig it. I just remembered when I saw “Pretty in Pink” I think my friends and I all cried our heads off…so the triangle thing cannot not easy.
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Hey it aint easy but thats what you have to dicide. Are you going to be hurt by this. Or you just going to have fun with it.

Good idea for the screenplay maybe i will get around to it after the other 3 ideas I'm working on. But it could be fun. Show a couple peoples lifes trying the friends thing. You can look at it as the aspect that guys can't just be friends with girls. Then you could have the benifts situationa and it works but the other people can't understand it. I see an outline comming we'll have to see. :)
 
Alexa said:
You must document this progress. We want some binging picts. If you get some, I might share one or two of mine…☺ ( this is a huge MIGHT)

ok, off to the gym..
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Are you offering me sex pics??
 
Speaking of commitment... a buddy of mine made a true commitment. He had his ex committed. I was there. It was awesome.:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
 
Alexa said:
I hope I never get to be such a camera snob that someday I look down on the DVX and say, "pfff..oh, that was such little crap!" NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.though I know many HVX people have taken a liking to the discrimination..poo poo
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Some people are already like that; it's sad. Like, MiniDV didn't help them get were they are today. Bah.
 
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