Females is Crazy ... And Spooky.

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Kholi

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I got a hankerin' for some French Onion Dip and Ruffles, so I got up and decided to sneak away from my sleeping girlfriend. She's knocked clean out when I go, and I was really quiet...

The gas station is right across the street from the apartment complex here near Santa Monica airport, so it's like literally walking across the way to it. I wasn't gone more than three or four minutes.

As I was crossing the street on the way back, I saw my girlfriend coming out of the front door of the apartment building half asleep. Like, she literally put on her glasses and came waddling out in jogging pants and socks looking for me.

Spookiest thing ever. S'like I left and the absence awakened her.

O_o;... Does this mean I'm basically married?
 
Dude, I so was just going to get some chips and dip. I only had Frank's Red Hot Hot Sauce here, and I wanted some dip.

And maybe a Reese's Nutrageous but that's all!
 
Suuure...going across the street to get candy grams. You know what they say, if you have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?
 
Think about it man, you got up in the middle of the night, left your bed, left your sleeping girlfriend in bed, and went out to get some chips and dip? Think about it from her perspective?

What if your girlfriend got up at four in the morning, and went across the street to get a hotdog? :Drogar-Evil(DBG):

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LMFAO. Whatever, dude. Both of you...

ANd it's so not the middle of the night. It's like... well... okay I can't defend myself.

But it was for chips and dip! Not Candy Grams!
 
You guys are hilarious.

I'm going to watch Devils Rejects for the first time. Decided to borrow it from her roommate instead of rewatching Dawn of the Dead.

Wish me lux.
 
ROFLFMFAO.

Whatever!!! I got my chips and dip today... so I'm satisfied. French Onion Smile.
 
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