J.R. Hudson
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Dumbest question of all time.
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Alright, the sharks are circling and I feel like throwing out some chum. Let's dance.
You guys are all just a bunch of no-poosy-gettin', sittin' at home, pasty movie geeks who are only in this business because you know that it's your only chance to ever every rub up against Hollywood poosy. It's not about your art, or your vision or your integrity. It's about getting paid and laid like Dennis Quaide. (Because, I mean, how else would would Schnoz-boy have been able to bed a young Meg Ryan? And I hope you all remember her when she was young. Now she look's like Nicholson's Joker in Batman 1 but I'm getting off the subject.)
And the reason that I know this is about you guys is because I'm one of you. I'm making movies because I want to accept an Oscar in front of chicks like Rosario Dawson and Jennifer Connely. Then I want to give an "awe-schucks" speech to show them how un-hollywood I really am. Then I'll thank my mom, the academy, and turn and bury my tongue down the ultra-hot, statue-presenters throat. This will show them that I'm not only down to earth, but funny, and slightly dangerous. Spontaneous if you will. Chicks dig that chit.
Then at the after party I'll dance with everybody because I'll have taken lessons in anticipation of the evening (because the only thing the ladies love more than a guy that can dance, is a guy that can dance who's holding a golden statue).
And the rest of you will still be sitting in front of your computer, Slightly fatter and pastier, and by now spending more time on Pichunter instead of DVXuser because the dream is fading fast.
But it's not about that right? It's about the journey, and your art. That's rich.
Jones.
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For all the women I offended, just substitute Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom for Rosario and Jennifer and lighten up a little bit.
Jones.
You guys are all just a bunch of no-poosy-gettin', sittin' at home, pasty movie geeks who are only in this business because you know that it's your only chance to ever every rub up against Hollywood poosy. It's not about your art, or your vision or your integrity. It's about getting paid and laid like Dennis Quaide. (Because, I mean, how else would would Schnoz-boy have been able to bed a young Meg Ryan? And I hope you all remember her when she was young. Now she look's like Nicholson's Joker in Batman 1 but I'm getting off the subject.)
And the reason that I know this is about you guys is because I'm one of you. I'm making movies because I want to accept an Oscar in front of chicks like Rosario Dawson and Jennifer Connely. Then I want to give an "awe-schucks" speech to show them how un-hollywood I really am. Then I'll thank my mom, the academy, and turn and bury my tongue down the ultra-hot, statue-presenters throat. This will show them that I'm not only down to earth, but funny, and slightly dangerous. Spontaneous if you will. Chicks dig that chit.
Then at the after party I'll dance with everybody because I'll have taken lessons in anticipation of the evening (because the only thing the ladies love more than a guy that can dance, is a guy that can dance who's holding a golden statue).
And the rest of you will still be sitting in front of your computer, Slightly fatter and pastier, and by now spending more time on Pichunter instead of DVXuser because the dream is fading fast.
But it's not about that right? It's about the journey, and your art. That's rich.
Jones.
P. S.
For all the women I offended, just substitute Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom for Rosario and Jennifer and lighten up a little bit.
Jones.
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Kirk Gillock
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Classic. 
GlimmerGhost
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Did you post that whole speech from the computer & toiletries section of Portland oregon's home depot? I just wasnt sure if you had an internet cafe in that town of winners...
PS: just kidding dabnabit, LukeJ, this post was friggin hilarious but I just dont know how you get away with it... every time i say something even remotely close I get scolded and my post is banished to Afghanistan. just watch, i'm gonna get banned for disrespecting your post...
PS: just kidding dabnabit, LukeJ, this post was friggin hilarious but I just dont know how you get away with it... every time i say something even remotely close I get scolded and my post is banished to Afghanistan. just watch, i'm gonna get banned for disrespecting your post...
Paul Coleman
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I thought you were going to insult us?:huh:
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GlimmerGhost
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LukeJ said:
Daaaaaamn, I just got served
I don't know who this Barbara woman is, but I hope you two are happy together. Soooo...
Are you two going steady? Or did you find out what her inner thighs look like from a magazine?
rogar-BigGrin(DBG) Hey before we keep going, seriously, does this type of horseplay violate any rules? I dont want to get in trouble...:nads:
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