Connecticut Satan Worshippers!

These guys obviously need a little help from Quint!

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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch these birds for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad pagans. Not like going down to the pond and chasing children with lollipops. This cult, they'd gut ya and eat your entrails whole.

No bribing, no negotiating... down you go.

And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find them for three, but I'll catch them, and kill them, for ten.

But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island.

Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the goatskin wearing leader, the punch-drinking minions, the whole damn thing.

- Quint

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