HAPPY BIRTHDAY MsManhattan!!!

Jack and Timur sitting in a tree
just picking on little ole me
but lift the covers and what do i see
both of them K.I.S.S.I.N.Geeeeeee

:nads:
 
Aram Bauman said:
just picking on little ole me
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Pickin on you?
They kick me in the nads and you turn blue.
Well I can take a joke
And I know Jack is a friendly bloke
But a rhyme about name
Is not only old but is truly lame.
 
Look in th cupbaord and what do I see,
a lil' tootsie roll, in inches less than three/
Well hat's little Aram,
way up on the shelf,
And got nothin to play with
but his own dang self.
 
when coffe gets confused
it's like he's had too many tokes
so he says "ah never mind"
instead a 'splainin' lengthy jokes

Well that's OK homie,
as they say well is well
cuz next joke you drop
I'll prolly just say LOL.
 
There once was a man called Alex Depew
who had gas problems when tying his shoe
as he bent down
BOOM went this sound
and his pants would blow off so he wore two
 
Wish I had time
to join in these rhymes
But Ise gots things to do
Don't u2, Alex DePew?
Ah, Mr. Stanley,
You're part of the family
So poke fun at AB's poker.
We know you're just a joker.
AB, I'll be lookin for your comeback.
What's u got 2 say 2 old Jack?
 
Rip Van Wynkle Takin his time
Old age makes it hard to calculate rhymes
So he's off in a corner with pad and pencil
a new rhyme to stencil
don't try and a slay a Mac
or you get a Jack-attack
:cheesy:
 
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
but I dont think jacks ever seen my stick
cause if he had
he would be calling me dad
and his new post would be "OMG its so thick"
 
Aram Bauman said:
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and his new post would be "OMG its so thick"
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It's definatly thick, that is for sure
I need waders and some scuba to get through this manure.

No actually you're right. I heard that it was thick
but 2 inches long, 9 inches wide's a funny looking dick :cheesy:
 
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MsManhattan said:
Wish I had time
to join in these rhymes
But Ise gots things to do
Don't u2, Alex DePew?
Ah, Mr. Stanley,
You're part of the family
So poke fun at AB's poker.
We know you're just a joker.
AB, I'll be lookin for your comeback.
What's u got 2 say 2 old Jack?
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Ah, Ms Manhattan joins the fray
Your entry shows your time is less work and more play
And while Aram's self proclaimed large poker is stickin it to the joker
I don't have the time though I do have the skills
I have to exit stage left and get back to paying the bills.
 
I'm hittin refresh
Like David Karesh
I'm gonna wipe out my compound and
start over fresh

I'm wait for Alex and what does he do?
He takes his rhymes and goes home
well pooty poo Depew.

Is at excuse, to exit stage left?
Methinks it is pehaps because
his skills are bereft.

So sing high in treble clef
because our rhymes are def
But now MY ryhme is through too,
Cuz I got ME work to do.
 
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you only see 2 inches cause the rest needs to be hidden
if not I would have a line a block long asking to be ridden
and no, you cant skip the line if I was to make one
so pull your pants up and Ill get you a fake one
 
Aram, dude, you're makin' me jealous!
You don't wanna pull it out for the fellas?
Oh I get it, its male domination,
But I gotta wipe the image from my imagination.
Yes, Alex, We's all gots bills to pay
Or else we'd all just stay and stay.
I, like you, have got to dash
But I'll be back in a flash -- its called procrastination!
 
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