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    My audio Review of ALL films - Download Now :)
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    Here is a picture of me so you know who to kill if you hate my review/feedback of your film.

    Now my masterplan was to record my feedback because I thought it would be 'easier' than typing it all... yeah right! So instead I have recorded this weird and ridiculous audio epic that reviews all the films in the festival. Be prepared for lots of 'ums, erms' and me going 'nuah nuah' and my er evil Scottish accent as there was no way i was going to edit it all out the voice track! It comes in at a considerable length.

    I wander off on tangents and will probably make little sense!

    So if I missed your film in my review thingy let mw know and ill post - i will reiterate that i mean no offence (if I offend you) and am happy to discuss my ideas/reviews/feedback here on the thread :P

    http://www.newagemedia.co.uk/LossFestReview.mp3 (If using IE use save target as)

    Faster Download Mirror http://www.eefilm.com/lossfest/lawri...FestReview.mp3

    PART 2 - www.newagemedia.co.uk/LossFestReview02.mp3 (The Last Hours, One Tear For You, Hitoribochi and Take - with some general discussion of suicide representation and theatre acting hehe)

    Fast Mirror http://www.eefilm.com/lossfest/lawri...stReview02.mp3

    If your crazy enough to listen to all of it hehe, it does get better as i go along (as i er learn to speak to a microphone) I ASSURE you this is not some crazy attempt to start some new audio er film review thing lol!

    (Thanks to Puck we have a list) any missing films will be reviewed tonight GMT)

    Second chances 00:00:40.73
    Hangman 03:32
    Brand New Kitty 05:43
    Puppeteer 0 8:38
    Falling Up 11:35
    Sudden Realization 12:53
    Almost Number One 14:30
    The Fishermen 16:59
    losers in Excess 19:53
    Look At me 22:05
    Shelter 23:22
    Keeper of the Lost 24:51
    Stake 27:32
    Too late to Cancel 29:52
    Melofy For Allyriane 32:50
    Undercover 34:59
    manic 36:27
    Lost Youth 37:51
    Dust Request 38:37
    Blackout 40:43
    Voiced 42:56
    Tiny Dancer 44:20
    Things Between Us 46:47
    Model/Photographer 49:16
    Chasing Tail 52:01
    Stupendous 53:24
    Chalk Dog 54:53
    The Pianist
    The Dare 59:56
    Ossian 01:00:41
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    Upside Down Paco 01:03:46
    Gangs and Gansgtas 01:04:59
    The Split 01:06:54
    Time In a Bottle 01:07:47
    one Saved Message 01:08:52
    Red|White 01:11:00
    Destiny Breaker 01:12:45
    Lost at Sea 01:13:56
    Developed 1:15:24
    A Safe Place to be 01:16:38
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    Loss of Language LOL 01:18:17
    I Understand You 01:19:17
    Found and Lost 01:20:19
    Trivial 01:21:09
    Saint Anthony 01:22:01
    Collections 01:23:35
    Placebo 01:24:46
    The Cake 01:26:57
    Mumbai Baby 01:27:50
    1-UP 01:29:00
    A Perfect Fit 01:30:09
    Acceptance 01:31:08
    Again to Return 01:32:37
    Evie 01:34:04
    Ano Perdido (credited as the family) 01:35:49
    Last Touch 01:37:49
    It Was Jim 01:40:12
    The THings We Carry 01:41:20
    Stark Nights & Gray Days 01:43:33
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    Sweeeeet! Man this is downloading slooooooooooooooow though! Prolly because everyone is downloading it (i'm hoping). Its averaging 25 kb/s...


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    Yeah er PLEASE oh please could someone host it/mirror it lol
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    I started listening to this and I'm finding it quite entertaining. I'm going to have to set aside some time for it though. It's quite long isn't it.


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    Oh yeah you bet Blaine - i promise you the amount of ums get's less and less as we go along, and if anyone feels my reviews get a bit cheeky or 'short' then let me know and ill expand, as i recorded this with not much caffeine!

    Happy to answer queries hehe
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    Any chance you've got a list of the order of the films as you reviewed them?


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    Your picture is bloody fantastic! Like the Thin Man meets Jack White with a fantastic suit. Loading up the review now.


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    And your accent/nationality just made you ten times cooler in my book. And your reviews are quite concise and strong. I think this is going to help a lot of people in the fest.
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    Thanks for the review(s)!
    I brought the audio into my editor and could see the breaks in the waveform when you started a new one. Ha ha. what a geek, I know, but I found it.


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    I can't believe you said that Keeper of the Lost has a message! and a positive message at that! I knew I should have had him put her in a box in the garage...

    (just kidding)

    Thanks for the review.

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