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[Dustin R. Rogan]

They will never sign off on the ones of Rogan.

I wouldn't either


Rogan

[GageFX]

Same Larry... no proof I was even there!

(that's because you dont exist. and if you DO, you weren't there.)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

(that's because you dont exist. ...

Much like Rogan's pants.

[Mark Harris]

Much like Rogan's pants.

Not to mention his sense of shame.

[Dustin R. Rogan]

...and my peppy internet persona when you meet me in person

Rogan

[MattinSTL]

...and my peppy internet persona when you meet me in person

Rogan

Rogan's a freakin' rockstar! It was awesome hangin' with Rogue.

I'm tellin' ya'... as we were hangin' and bangin' in the hot LA scene I had to serve as his personal bodyguard to keep the chicks off... by the third day I figured out the technique to make it all the way to the bar before the girls brought us down... I call it "the ho plow" (patent pending).

[Mark Harris]

.. I call it "the ho plow" (patent pending).

Between this and the "wobbly H" Hyten told me about, I feel like I got an entire education out there.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

...I think they did get me in one of the "inside the event" shots though ... probably sitting next to Penguin

Did they take pictures inside? I know some guy came around with a video camera and blinded me with the light. When will we get to see that footage? Also, what of the footage taken at the after party? I want it NOW!

[Mark Johnson]

There is a good story behind this picture, eh Matt?

[MattinSTL]

Um... actually there is.

But let's leave that clear for the privileged few and unclear for the forum et al. I think there's another shot that's more amusing, and that picture begs even more for the back story... *ahem* which is another flake in the avalanche of reasons to hang with Fat Monster.



The FM experience is what you make of it... like a pair of skis... all you gotta' do is put 'em on and let the mountain do the rest.

Thank you for the wonderful and wild ride... I hope it never ends.