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Beat Takeshi
01-29-2007, 11:38 AM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

khmuse
01-29-2007, 11:44 AM
So, is it the sum of these characteristics or their product that defines the final measure?

Cryogenic Filmworks
01-29-2007, 12:38 PM
Almost everyone at my (MFTT) gives in excess of 100%. I'm personally satisfied with 96-98%. :D

Eastside Parkway
01-29-2007, 12:41 PM
The sad thing about this is that it's completely true.

TimurCivan
01-29-2007, 01:11 PM
thats funny aram.

kyle.presley
01-29-2007, 01:15 PM
That's great and makes perfect sense.