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cineliterate
12-03-2006, 09:32 PM
This is going to sound really puerile, but does anyone have a collection of different "fart" noises they would mind sending my way or letting me download? Need them for a school project and would REALLY appreciate it if someone could help me out. Thanks guys and gals!

-Ian

wabbit
12-03-2006, 09:36 PM
Lick the palms of your hands, apply to face, and BLOW!

Didn't everyone learn this in grade school? :grin:

cineliterate
12-03-2006, 09:36 PM
Yeah, but making the high pitched and really deep ones can be pretty difficult just doing that...

wabbit
12-03-2006, 09:46 PM
Well, if you play around with the position of your hands and how hard you press them to your face and how hard you blow, you can get quite a bit of variety; almost make it into an instrument. You could also pitch up or down the sound in post.

That said, if you really want someone else's fart noises, check out Sound Dogs. They probably have a ton (I am guessing). A google search will almost definately turn up a bunch of files. I think the internet was founded on porn and fart jokes (not that I am above that sort of thing).

Good luck

Weston
12-03-2006, 09:47 PM
I know some people who havnt outgrown the timeless art of creating masterful fart noises. Perhaps I can get them to record some for you.

cineliterate
12-03-2006, 10:09 PM
That'd be cool... the only catch is that I'd kinda need them by tomorrow night. Is that doable? I could give someone a credit and a copy of the film if they're interested...

-Ian

Oleg 2
12-03-2006, 10:40 PM
blazing saddles

EJShin
12-04-2006, 12:23 AM
Greasy nachos, tons of jalapanos, and tabasco sauce. Have your recording gear on stand by and you should be ready to record in about 20-40 minutes after consumption. If you're not, you probably got those "healthy" nachos. No good!

cineliterate
12-04-2006, 12:45 AM
Hahah, so basically no one has any of these sounds in their libraries?

NathanPresley
12-04-2006, 01:02 AM
Im learning SO much !

DimmuJed
12-04-2006, 01:50 AM
i know the same people Weston do, and unfortunately I have deleted all 100 million messages they have sent to my voice mail box. They all are about 20 mins of JUST fart noises, made by mouth. The more recent ones tend to try to trick you into listening as if it were a real message.


For example:

Hey Jed, I was just wondering if you were going to that thing tonight at the *FART NOISE*

Yeah, it is going to be a great *FART NOISE*

DimmuJed
12-04-2006, 01:52 AM
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/assy/fartboard/index.html

just found this while looking for a picture. sry if it's too vulgar haha, but it's a sound board of farts.

Oleg 2
12-04-2006, 02:43 AM
http://www.seefred.com/cgi-local/shop.pl/page=fartingpig.htm

http://www.seefred.com/cgi-local/shop.pl/page=fartingpig.htm

http://www.dotfart.com/fart_sounds.php

GenJerDan
12-04-2006, 02:56 AM
http://www.fart.com/fartwavs.html

How can a bunch of guys not know about this?

Noiz2
12-04-2006, 10:36 PM
I guess I missed this one. I have quite a few. There is also a bunch at fart.com and Sound dogs has a bunch.
Of course it's not hard to make your own...

Weston
12-04-2006, 10:58 PM
i know the same people Weston do, and unfortunately I have deleted all 100 million messages they have sent to my voice mail box. They all are about 20 mins of JUST fart noises, made by mouth. The more recent ones tend to try to trick you into listening as if it were a real message.


For example:

Hey Jed, I was just wondering if you were going to that thing tonight at the *FART NOISE*

Yeah, it is going to be a great *FART NOISE*

good times indeed.

Blaine
12-04-2006, 11:03 PM
I saw it. I avoided it. I had to check it out...wished I hadn't...:shocked:

wabbit
12-04-2006, 11:18 PM
You gotta love that the fart thread has had more replies in 24 hours then any audio thread I have seen in recent memory. :)

We are all such a bunch of little boys at heart.

Oleg 2
12-05-2006, 12:12 AM
you can ask for Roberto on ramps - you will get thousands

Jack Daniel Stanley
12-05-2006, 12:23 AM
from my personal library ... 34 fart noises, longer samples with plenty of variety in each.
http://www.frenchquarterfeatures.com/flatulence/
I'll leave the directory up throug the end of the week so download before then.
enjoy

Blaine
12-05-2006, 12:28 AM
No one is immune... I listened to the first two, Jack, and was ROFL...http://www.geocities.com/the_callaghans/emoticon-05.gif

Jack Daniel Stanley
12-05-2006, 12:33 AM
haha ...
well they do come in handy on occasion
I've used them to flesh out gore sounds and wound sounds as well.