The Gates Of Terror Are Open!

[MOVIE MASTER]

THE FILM IS UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE SCREEN GRABBS GO TO PAGE 50

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1158973775.jpg

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1159835611.jpg

[Kholi]

LMFAO. You got my vote.

[Barry_Green]

This is one I'm looking forward to.

[Sacksnack]

My pants are soaking wet. Not moist, not damp... soaked.

[TheatreGuy]

That's great man! I wish I hadn't looked at this right before I had to go to sleep! (Yeah, yeah... I'm on the East Coast!)

Looking forward to your movie!!!

[Brandon Rice]

whoa crazy! this one should be freaky

[BLUESPIDER]

Now are those images from your film or else where?

[Slimothy]

Now are those images from your film or else where?
He opens the gates of terror and that's all you can think about!!!

lol.

That's actually exactly what I was thinking...:)

[insanityfw]

Somebody Close The Gates. Somebody Close The Gates It's Cooming.

[MOVIE MASTER]

This Poster Was Made From The Lost Souls In My Picture!



"the Film Smells Like Sulfur"

[Kholi]

Don't hate: Movie Master has this competition on lock.

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

This Poster Was Made From The Lost Souls In My Picture!



"the Film Smells Like Sulfur"

LOL, now I'm getting the schtick and I like it Movie Master!

[jeans]

I am looking forward to it. The corpse head at the bottom reminds me of Zombie II.

[Tom Marshall]

He must have used his spell checker...

EDIT: Man, the gates of hell have been open for hours... glad they didn't close before I saw the poster...

[spidey]

best film yet.

[spidey]

This Poster Was Made From The Lost Souls In My Picture!



"the Film Smells Like Sulfur"

LMFAO

[TimurCivan]

the corpse at the bottom is a body recovered from pompeii. i saw it in italy.

[EJ Pennypacker]

It's very very sad that you would pollute every single one of the horrorfest threads with your own films poster and tagline.

I guess a HVX brings out the best and worst in people.

EJ

[Jared Meyer]

Ditto that. I PMed a mod to see if we can get it cleaned up.

[EJ Pennypacker]

If that's isn't reason enough for a DQ then I don't know what is.

Sad, but true.

EJ

[MOVIE MASTER]

Foolish Mortal! You Know Not The Terror That Has Been Unleashed!
You Will No Fear Like No Other!


The Gates Have Open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Isaac_Brody]

Moviemaster, you need to delete all those posts from people's Horrorfest threads.

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

the gates of spamming everyone's thread with a giant add and no comments or discussion

turning DVXuser into myspace ... you're right that is terrifying.

EDIT: after seeing Isaac's post ... I'll say something constructive.

Make yourself a banner that is within regulations (copy the dimensions of mine). Under EDIT SIGNATURE in your user profile you can permanently attach it to your signature so it will appear every time you post.

Then take the time to read people's threads and say something related to their film. I like your schticky character and no need to break it, but you need to ask questions about the other film or at least say can't wait to see it or something in your hokey (and fun) hell is coming for you way.

THEN ... you will have your add out there but have at least contributed the discussion even if it's just with "hi" or "can't wait", but questions and discussions of hard information are of course preferred. That's the spooky terrifying way it works here. :thumbsup:

[TimurCivan]

hes smart, badpress is just as important and usefull as good press.

i still dont like the fact that he put one in my thread, but still..... hes smart. Now i wanna see his movie just to see if it s worth the aggrivations.

[EJ Pennypacker]

Tim,

I don't think he's smart.

I can think of another word. But I won't post it. lol

EJ

[MOVIE MASTER]

Hey Iam Just New To The Game And Exited To Be Part Of The
Fest. Looking Forward To All The Cool Flicks
P.s. "i Neverment To Disrespect Anyone"

[insanityfw]

Hey Iam Just New To The Game And Exited To Be Part Of The
Fest. Looking Forward To All The Cool Flicks
P.s. "i Neverment To Disrespect Anyone"

That's much more like it. Very cool.

Take a spin around like others have said. This place is about MUCH more than just the festival (although the festival is exciting). Lot's of amazing information and conversations...as well as some crappy ones, but it's a fun and informative place to be.

Now, when you go back to close the gates of hell...tell the devil I'm coming for him. :)

[dvpixl]

ha.. .. . .

good stuff.

[TimurCivan]

Tim,

I don't think he's smart.

I can think of another word. But I won't post it. lol

EJ


You think jessica simpson and Pam anderson are dumb blondes? they are laughing all theway tothe bank.....


Press is press. exposure is exposure. IT doesnt matter how you get attention as long as its on you, your projects will do well cause someone will now pay attetnion. Even if its for 6* minutes.

[TheatreGuy]

Whoa, I guess I missed the excitement last night!

I was in the Halls of Technical Archieves trying to find the answer to the endless debate on whether to SQUEEZE or not to SQUEEZE.

[Mark Harris]

Yeah I missed it too. I was in the hell of, you know, actually shooting a movie, instead of posting about one. Man, I got this whole thing backwards!

[TheatreGuy]

Naw, I think that I would rather be shooting a movie! But I wouldn't mind a BEST OF THE DAY recap!

[Edgen]

I feel a little left out that the gates didn't open up on my thread. :(

[BLUESPIDER]

I feel a little left out that the gates didn't open up on my thread. :(

me too!


I don't mind at all, go ahead and resurrect my thread! I'll just deleted it later..plain n simple. :kali::love4:

[MOVIE MASTER]

People Call Me Scary , But Fear Is The Name Of The Game! Heck I Scare Myself!

[MOVIE MASTER]

WHEN YOU ARE ALONE AND YOU FEEL YOU ARE BEING WATCH BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1156909372.jpg

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=69290

[TheatreGuy]

Man MOVIE MASTER, I hope that you are not one of those... "All talk, not action" types! You are creating quite a build-up!!!

And I am looking forward to it!

[VersuS]

Birdy nam-nam....

[MOVIE MASTER]

The Gates Of Terror Have Swung Open!

Dam This Give's Me Chills!

[Neil Rowe]

..nothing instills fear more than .jpg macroblocking.

sorry.. couldnt resist ;)

anyway, the "Resident Evil" looking guy in the screen has certainly peeked my sense of inquisition. yours is now a must wacth on the list.

[Matt Sconce]

..nothing instills fear more than .jpg macroblocking.

sorry.. couldnt resist ;)

anyway, the "Resident Evil" looking guy in the screen has certainly peeked my sense of inquisition. yours is now a must wacth on the list.
yep!:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Tim,

I don't think he's smart.

I can think of another word. But I won't post it. lol

EJ
Someone sounds jealous... Hey pimp it if you got it. Otherwise get back on the corner!!

[Peter Murphy]

Hey you just stole that image from deathstudios, isn't that illegal somehow?

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1156909372.jpg
http://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/mpics/Feeding_Frenzy_Rip_small.jpg
http://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/Mask.cfm?MID=2.0

[MOVIE MASTER]

Dont Hate!

[cinealma]

Nah. Looks nothing like him... cough, cough, ahem.

[MOVIE MASTER]

I Work With Death Studios!
I Cant Steal From My Self!

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Hey you just stole that image from deathstudios, isn't that illegal somehow?

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1156909372.jpg
http://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/mpics/Feeding_Frenzy_Rip_small.jpg
http://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/Mask.cfm?MID=2.0

Wow... You ought to get Peter Murphy to play that ripped off mouth guy... Talk about a dead ringer... :)

[MOVIE MASTER]

I Work As An Embalmer By Day And At A Mental Ward By Night!

"how I Love The Sounds Of Bones Cracking When I Embalm Them In The Morning"

[jpbankesmercer]

Easy MOVIE MASTER your not winning many friends here.
Jp

[Matt Sconce]

I Work As An Embalmer By Day And At A Mental Ward By Night!

"how I Love The Sounds Of Bones Cracking When I Embalm Them In The Morning"

That is some freaky stuff..... :crybaby:

[insanityfw]

This whole thing smells like one of those, "look at me, look at me, I'm dark and dangerous...what the hell are you looking at?" kind of things.

[Mark Johnson]

Good luck with your project dude. One of my buddies is a mortician. I always thought I could smell formaldahyde when he was in the room.

[cinealma]

I Work As An Embalmer By Day And At A Mental Ward By Night!

"how I Love The Sounds Of Bones Cracking When I Embalm Them In The Morning"

And they say you can't find a good job nowadays. :)


John G.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Ya! I Love My Jobs, Except People Think I Am Phsyco

[Mark Harris]

Ya! I Love My Jobs, Except People Think I Am Phsyco

At least they'd never mistake you for a proofreader. :)

[Mark Harris]

This whole thing smells like one of those, "look at me, look at me, I'm dark and dangerous...what the hell are you looking at?" kind of things.

Hmmmm, interesting. You know, not long ago, a prominent member of this board told me he was going to enter the horror fest as a different user...maybe this is him and this is part of some weird promo plan...

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

At least they'd never mistake you for a proofreader. :)
BWAHAHAHA!

Desperatecomfort I like you even more now :love4:

Actually I'm liking MovieMaster more and more also. Maybe he's a genius like Andy Kaufman and this is all part of the shtick.

I like the idea of someone being totally in character to promote their film and having a schtick.

MovieMaster is like the wrestler you love to hate or something.

[angel michel]

why dont you guys give the master a break the dude has skill's live with it


you go! movie master and scare the pants of all of us

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

MovieMaster will rule the world .... with TERROR!!!!!! ... and EMBALMING FLUID!!!!!!! :cheesy:

you guys try it ... its fun! :laugh:

[Brandon Rice]

HHAHAHA Moviemaster is insane. I love it!

[angel michel]

movie master you are one morbid sucker!
Keep freaking me out cant whait to see your film

[MOVIE STUNTS]

At least they'd never mistake you for a proofreader. :)
LMFAO

[Neil Rowe]

why dont you guys give the master a break the dude has skill's live with it


you go! movie master and scare the pants of all of us


..i hear he's pretty good with a bo-staff.

[Matt Sconce]

..i hear he's pretty good with a bo-staff.

Oh no.....Haha!

[Steve_Arm]

S**t! I'm missing all the fun! Let me bookmark this thread as home page.

[jpbankesmercer]

I don't know what to think of this dude anymore...the hypes working

[TheatreGuy]

desperatecomfort, that was classic! LMAO classic!

[TheatreGuy]

MOVIE MASTER, I had a buddy back in High School who went to college for theatrical make-up artist. He ended up getting a job in a funeral home as a make-up artist. He lived in the apartment above the mortuary for years with his wife and newborn. My buddy did some crazy things. He did first calls (where you go pick-up the bodies) and eventually embalming. I saw some crazy things. Gotta hand it to you fellas! :zombie_smiley:

I am looking forward to your film, that's for sure!

Oh! And by the way... the last time I talked to my buddy, his wife had stabbed him in the back with a pair of scissors while he was doing the dishes! Then she ran off with another friend of ours from High School... until the police caught her, of course.

Just thought that I would warn you! :thumbsup:

[Lingothree]

This scheme is working.

[Noel Evans]

Moviemaster........ I will vote when the films come out. But based on overall build up Im hoping you take that HVX home!

[imageonepictures]

That is utterly disgusting! Why does DVXuser.com allow such trash? I wonder if people understand the spiritual consequences of participating in such works?

[VersuS]

That is utterly disgusting! Why does DVXuser.com allow such trash? I wonder if people understand the spiritual consequences of participating in such works?

is this plain irony or are you serious?

[Mark Harris]

Finally, the Gates of Terror are open. I've been standing in line on the sidewalk for WEEKS.

[TimurCivan]

Finally, the Gates of Terror are open. I've been standing in line on the sidewalk for WEEKS.


if you had worked all thoes weeks you waited in line to get cheap tickets, you coulda saved up and bought them from a scalper.....

[MOVIE MASTER]

soon i will post more, Horrible Pictures
The GATES ARE OPEN! AND ALL YOUR SOULS WILL BE TAKEN!

[VersuS]

Can you take mine last...I'm trying to make a movie here!

[angel michel]

Hu me First! me first!

[cinealma]

Moviemaster........ I will vote when the films come out. But based on overall build up Im hoping you take that HVX home!

Oh, God no. Give him an HVX and... HE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!


John G.

[VersuS]

I think he needs a BLOODY HVX to rule the world...a plain HVX will just make him sad.....

[angel michel]

I wonder if he will put some "making of the Movie "Footy"

[MOVIE MASTER]

Ye Bet Your Soul!

[MOUNT CARMEL]

I love your poster!
is that Person on the cover an actor?

[MOVIE MASTER]

A Lost Soul From Hell!

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

I love your poster!
is that Person on the cover an actor?
You mean like you Mount Carmel ... as in you are pretending to be a different person that Movie Master. Congrats on your SECOND POST.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Jd I Guess Your Soul Aint Tainted Enough,my Legions Fallow My Work
Hey Is That Guy In Your Flick A Real Actor?

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Kind of odd that you and they pretend not to know each other though, huh?

When a person with no posts just randomly shows up in your thread and says they are voting for BEFORE your movie is even out or things like that it looks pretty damn suspicious, and if you guys don't let on that you know each other then it looks pretty damn unscrupulous.

no "hey man you always do great work and I look forward to this"

or after.. "we think Angel and Movie Master are the same person" no ... "but I've seen his films" or "No but Angel and I worked together on such and such" etc.

So if you have all these followers, where can WE see your work ... you know the work that they are following you for?

And if you read my thread you would know my lead dude's a real actor, because my thread actually contains hard info, not just a bunch of hoogedy boogedy.

EDIT: Hoogedy Boogedy that's a lot of fun actually ... but there's a line in terms of the marketing shenannagins we'll put up with here and posting as other people would be on the wrong side of that line ... hopefully I'm wrong though.

[cinealma]

And then, all was quiet...


John G.

[TheatreGuy]

Well, I didn't see that one coming!

Hmmmmm...... it seems that MOVIE MASTER may be more clever than we originally thought. I'm not seeing all of these typos in Angel or Mount C's posts!

But not clever enough, eh?

Sure makes for a VERY interesting thread!

[TimurCivan]

I told you.... Crazy like a fox.

[conrad_johnson]

Hoogedy boogedy is made out of the wreched, weak, twisted souls of beelzebub's sickly hordes.:)

[conrad_johnson]

And then, all was quiet...


John G.
MOVIE MASTER is busy eating the feces of the damned

[TheatreGuy]

I actually like my Hoogedy boogedy with milk and honey! Warm.

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Well, I didn't see that one coming!

Hmmmmm...... it seems that MOVIE MASTER may be more clever than we originally thought. I'm not seeing all of these typos in Angel or Mount C's posts!

But not clever enough, eh?

Sure makes for a VERY interesting thread!
but not so clever as to fool the Mods with his alter egos angel_michael and MOUNT CARMEL who have been ...
:banned:
GASP!

er ... I mean their souls have been swallowed or something by the pure evil of MOVIE MASTER's movie or ... something.

Good thing the rest of your hoogedy boogedy is entertaining Movie Master :laugh:
(and of course being cryptic and goofy ain't against the rules of the forum, thank god)

[MOVIE MASTER]

You Lost Soul"s Just Cant Wait!

[MOVIE MASTER]

Soon Picture's Will Be Out

[MOVIE STUNTS]

cool!

[MOVIE STUNTS]

We'll just wait then.

[VersuS]

Movie Master one friendly piece of advice...if your movie is not the scariest or the funniest then run for cover...trying such a crazy idea to promote the movie is a smart move only if you have the right stuff to finally make up for seeing you every day in our dreams. You're like a crazy guy we have here in Athens who for the past 20 years has always been showing his face behind cameras and reporters in sports events...Jimmy was his name....

[TheatreGuy]

Hey MOVIE MASTER, is that Lost Souls or Lost Soles? Because I have misplaced a pair of shoes and your freaking me out!

[MOVIE MASTER]

Soul's Soul's Of The Damned!

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Movie Master one friendly piece of advice...if your movie is not the scariest or the funniest then run for cover...trying such a crazy idea to promote the movie is a smart move only if you have the right stuff to finally make up for seeing you every day in our dreams. You're like a crazy guy we have here in Athens who for the past 20 years has always been showing his face behind cameras and reporters in sports events...Jimmy was his name.... i don't know ... he's so unflappable I could see him doing a a sucky movie (not that it actually will be) and people giving some harsh feedback and him never breaking stride ...

again not saying it won't be citizen kane but if it leaves us wanting, I can envision the following:

USER: after all that build up your movie was ... enh.
M&M: Enh is pure evil. Enh is SATAN's urine. YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED HWHITH ENH!

USER: Dude why don't you use professional actors. Those guys blew.
M&M: Stupid Mortal. Movie Master doese not use "actors" anly the turds of SATAN hand moulded and stop motion animated by an evil yak.

USER: Ok that looked pretty good, but were we supposed to understand the story?
M&M: THE STORY OF TYHE SOULS OF LOST CHILDREN IS LYKE EMABMLING FLOUID!

USER: I really liked your story, but that looked like poo.
M&M: The POO of EVIL EMABLING FLOUID WILL POUR IN YOUR ASS OF DREAMS!

etc.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Bust Out The Holy Water And Embalming Fluid Cause Soon Pictures Will Be Up!

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

See :)

[Brandon Rice]

HAHA! Dude, I love it!

[Barry_Green]

But Jack, that's the whole charm of it. The guy either really sincerely believes his own hype, or refuses to be sidetracked. That's what makes it fun.

If it devolved into some spat of answering/responding to people's criticisms it'd be lame and probably get ugly. But here the guy believes so strongly that he's just plowing forward no matter what.

And the only time he addresses criticisms is with outrageous statements that stay in character (i.e., "I can't type and embalm at the same time")...

In a time when everyone's so darn cynical, this guy's just goin' for it and having fun with it. I dunno, this singleminded determination is just so... so... I dunno, "cute"... :thumbsup:

[conrad_johnson]

i don't know ... he's so unflappable I could see him doing a a sucky movie (not that it actually will be) and people giving some harsh feedback and him never breaking stride ...

again not saying it won't be citizen kane but if it leaves us wanting, I can envision the following:

USER: after all that build up your movie was ... enh.
M&M: Enh is pure evil. Enh is SATAN's urine. YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED HWHITH ENH!

USER: Dude why don't you use professional actors. Those guys blew.
M&M: Stupid Mortal. Movie Master doese not use "actors" anly the turds of SATAN hand moulded and stop motion animated by an evil yak.

USER: Ok that looked pretty good, but were we supposed to understand the story?
M&M: THE STORY OF TYHE SOULS OF LOST CHILDREN IS LYKE EMABMLING FLOUID!

USER: I really liked your story, but that looked like poo.
M&M: The POO of EVIL EMABLING FLOUID WILL POUR IN YOUR ASS OF DREAMS!

etc.
Now I feel bad.. Jack's are more clever than mine:(

[Charli]

Jack - I liked your "script" - maybe you can write us a script someday, hardy har har.

[TheatreGuy]

Well, one is certain... the guy does stay in character. And even though he doesn't have much content in his posts, he certainly keeps us coming back and reading. I guess there is something to be said about that.

But I do enjoy the more informative threads... yet here I am.

So, where are these pictures MOVIE MASTER? I am waiting with BATED breath. (sorry, can't help it. You just seem to get off on your own thing!)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

But Jack, that's the whole charm of it. The guy either really sincerely believes his own hype, or refuses to be sidetracked. That's what makes it fun.
...
no I'm right there with ya man at least in terms of what makes it fun.
That's sort of was what I was trying to say anyway, lol.
Or at least that it didn't matter so much if the movie rocked or not because the Movie Master threads etc. are there own phenomenon / form of entertainment.

This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.

[Jared Meyer]

I don't know....Jack is getting so riled up about Movie Master, his alter egos, his marketing, and both of his threads in general....

Which is just what I'd do if I were trying to throw people off the trail that I was really Movie Master.....

It does seem like something Jack would do.





(Just messing with you, dude :))

[Mark Johnson]

MOVIEMASTER: "how I Love The Sounds Of Bones Cracking When I Embalm Them In The Morning"

This may be the first instance of a mortician being sued for malpractice, dude. If you've been embalming bones you must have missed Undertaking 101. :)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

I don't know....Jack is getting so riled up about Movie Master, his alter egos, his marketing, and both of his threads in general....

Which is just what I'd do if I were trying to throw people off the trail that I was really Movie Master.....

It does seem like something Jack would do.





(Just messing with you, dude :))Know hway I'm Movie Mastar!

[Barry_Green]

This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.
EXACTLY! That's exactly it! Nobody had high expectations for SoaP, but we just wanted to see snakes on a plane. And Sam Jackson yelling at 'em.

I don't expect Movie Master will deliver the scariest movie ever or the most technically superb or anything, but I am definitely curious to see what this single-minded, determined, self-hype machine produces! :thumbsup:

[Jared Meyer]

Know hway I'm Movie Mastar!

no I'm right there with ya man at least in terms of what makes it fun.
That's sort of was what I was trying to say anyway, lol.
Or at least that it didn't matter so much if the movie rocked or not because the Movie Master threads etc. are there own phenomenon / form of entertainment.

This marketing campign is like our own version of Snakes on a Plane's internet phenomenon.
Actually Jack, the spelling errors/typos are helping my case.....:grin: You're merely amplifiying them when you post as Movie Master.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.




(Not really. But it is fun to mess with you.)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

I'm not TYPING.
I'm HYPING.

It's hard to type and embalm at the same time.

[Jared Meyer]

I'm not TYPING.
I'm HYPING.

It's hard to type and embalm at the same time.

Hee hee :grin:

Seriously, that has got to be one of the greatest dvxuser quotes of all time. I love it.

"It's hard to type and embalm at the same time."

His stuff does seem like a spoof of itself. Wouldn't that be crazy if he were someone we all knew on the boards???

[Barry_Green]

His stuff does seem like a spoof of itself. Wouldn't that be crazy if he were someone we all knew on the boards???
It's got to be Neil Rowe. Got to be! :grin: :thumbsup:

[Mark Harris]

It's got to be Neil Rowe. Got to be! :grin: :thumbsup:

I said it was someone we know from the beginning. Honestly, I thought it was JDS at first :)

[TimurCivan]

its vincent gallo.......

[MOVIE MASTER]

No One Can Match The Sheer Evil Wich Is Movie Master!

[Brandon Rice]

I know I can't!

[MOVIE MASTER]

Evil Rules!!!!!!!
Soon The Demons Shall Be Unleashed!

[Brandon Rice]

cool! Can I meet them?

[cinealma]

its vincent gallo.......

HA! :grin:


John G.

[Matt Sconce]

Evil Rules!!!!!!!
Soon The Demons Shall Be Unleashed!

I think the demons have stage fright. We have been told they are coming but see no scary evil beasts roaming around....hmmmm...tell the demons to imagine all of us in our underwear and they should be good to go. :thumbsup:

[cinealma]

Evil Rules!!!!!!!
Soon The Demons Shall Be Unleashed!

I think the demons have stage fright. We have been told they are coming but see no scary evil beasts roaming around....hmmmm...tell the demons to imagine all of us in our underwear and they should be good to go. :thumbsup:
The demons are probably SAG. M_M is probably still working out their contracts. I wonder if they will be allowed to do their own stunts?


John G.

[TheatreGuy]

You know, there are some states that require demons must be leashed at all times. Perhaps this is the root of the delay.

[VersuS]

I thought you could only unleash the dragon.....will be nice to see how you can unleash the demon as well....

[MOVIE MASTER]

You Know It! You Have Been Warned!

[TheatreGuy]

Is this my second or third warning? I forgot. And I can't go back and read all of this.

Oh! Also, how many do I get before I get tossed?

[david jerome]

I think everyone who posts on this thread will be marked, and when the gates or terror are opened, Evil will come and take your souls. Wait, I guess I can't post this because then I will be marked. I'm loosing control of my hand. oh crap i cant stop it you mother fucker

[MOVIE MASTER]

THEY WILL ALL BE MARKED 666

[MOVIE MASTER]

TONIGHT THE DEMONS PLAY!

I WILL POST PICTURE AT MIDNIGHT!

[Brandon Rice]

LOL! This is hillarious and COOL!

[jeans]

I will check at midnight. It just better not be a solid black rectangle with a caption like "There is no light in hell, only pain"

[TheatreGuy]

Count me out! I was up until midnight LAST NIGHT drafting my fantasy football team in the dvx league. (uh, yeah... there are some of your fellow dvx fans who like football too. Well, 8 of us to be exact.)

So, I will run to my computer first thing in the morning to get my daily letdown, I mean, download.

Thanks Movie Master! You rule (the boards).

[Tom Marshall]

I will check at midnight. It just better not be a solid black rectangle with a caption like "There is no light in hell, only pain"

Don't go giving the guy ideas...

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Midnight huh?

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Cool.

[jeans]

Midnight. But what time zone is hell in?

[Brandon Rice]

hm. good question... I'd say eastern time.

[Mark Harris]

Waiting...

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

for the miracle to come.

[MOVIE STUNTS]

I've found some shirts to help MOVIE MASTER promote his movie, everybody take one...

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/15484/1157604491.jpg

[Barry_Green]

It's past midnight in the eastern zone, closing in on 1:00 over here...

Oh wait. I forgot. EVIL DOES NOT WEAR A WATCH!!

[jeans]

I guess Movie Master is sleeping in box of soil from his home land to regain his powers, instead of posting a pic. Can't blame him. Must be exausting being that evil.

[Barry_Green]

I would say so. Especialdfy withhbh hisa;s blkjd...

<crud>

<hold on>

Sorry 'bout that. I spilled embalming fluid on my keyboard.

[MOVIE STUNTS]

It's only 11:00 MT zone.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Soon You Ghouls! Time Is Close

[jeans]

Well I'm going to sleep. It's better I didn't see the image before bed time anyway. I couldn't handel the nightmares.

[MOVIE STUNTS]

See Hell is MT zone.

[Brandon Rice]

I want to see the image from HELL!

[MOVIE MASTER]

10 Sec. To Doom's Day

[Brandon Rice]

10 sec? LOL! Hell must have a weird time zone.

[MOVIE MASTER]

It Has No Time!

[MOVIE MASTER]

The Gates Are Open!

[MOVIE MASTER]

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1157607374.jpg

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Go to the member upload center, if you are trying to put a pic in

[Brandon Rice]

hm... should I be scared?

[MOVIE STUNTS]

I musta been typing when you were uploading, ho hum, I'm getting sleepy.

[MOVIE MASTER]

The Question Is What Brings Fear To These Souls!

[Brandon Rice]

You Movie Master! You!!!!

[MOVIE MASTER]

You Know It!

[MOVIE STUNTS]

So whaen will the gatees open again?

[MOVIE MASTER]

Soon!

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/18202/1157607374.jpg
AYE! MIOS DIOS!

[Brandon Rice]

dude, nice DOF! Did you use a 35mm adapter?

[TimurCivan]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahhHAHAHa?AHAHAHaAaAHahh.....

that kid being strangled by jesus is so funny i cant stand it!!!!!

[VersuS]

this is seriously f**** up......

[Brandon Rice]

um yeah... wait, that statue is grabbing the kid? !

WHOA! 6666

[MOVIE STUNTS]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAhahahhHAHAHa?AHAHAHaAaAHahh.....

that kid being strangled by jesus is so funny i cant stand it!!!!!
Ow... chest hurts from laughter.

[Weston]

movie master you are a comic genious...

and of course an architect of sheer TERROR!

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

dude, nice DOF! Did you use a 35mm adapter?
no, you can't fit one on your cell phone camera



....


OF EVIL!

[Weston]

WITH A WIRELESS PLAN OF DEATH I ASSUME!



(for assisstance dial 666-666-6666!)

[Jason Ramsey]

I thought entries for HorrorFest had to be shot on a dvx or hvx??? :)

[Mark Harris]

Hey, I thought we were the entry using heavy-handed Catholic iconography!!!!!!!

[Mark Harris]

This reminds me of that time some dude dressed up as "Osama" and ran through the streets of Manhattan...

[TheatreGuy]

I would say so. Especialdfy withhbh hisa;s blkjd...

<crud>

<hold on>

Sorry 'bout that. I spilled embalming fluid on my keyboard.

LOL!!! That's great!

[TheatreGuy]

no, you can't fit one on your cell phone camera
ROFLMAO!!!

[TheatreGuy]

Oh, Lord!
MOVIE MASTER, your pen is much more mightier than your polariod!

Thanks for the laughs. I thought you were going to frighten us!

(BTW - anyone tell me how to quote multiple posts? I've seen it done.)

uh, thanks again M_M. Looking forward to the next bust! (and I am not talking about the bust of Jesus!)

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Oh, Lord!
MOVIE MASTER, your pen is much more mightier than your polariod!

Thanks for the laughs. I thought you were going to frighten us!

(BTW - anyone tell me how to quote multiple posts? I've seen it done.)

uh, thanks again M_M. Looking forward to the next bust! (and I am not talking about the bust of Jesus!)

hit quote ... copy all text
go back
hit quote, paste ... copy all text (both quotes) ...
go back
hit quote, paste ... copy all text (all three quotes) ...


there's anotherway if you know the code, basically copy the text from each post and then type this at the end [/quote] and this at the beginning [quote=Barry Green] at the beginning.

er, uhm ...

something, something evil, etc!

[MOVIE MASTER]

The pictures give away fear in the eyes of the damned!

question that will soon be answered is what scare's the soul' from them!

[Barry_Green]

My guess would be bad creole cooking; that'll scare the soul out of you. Anybody ever see that Jamie Kennedy skit where they were in the Louisiana restaurant? And a giant 20' alligator came bursting through the door?

That'll scare the soul right outta ya.

Well, that plus busts of religious figures that grab you by the throat. That'll do it too.

[Brandon Rice]

I'm so scared of the evil here.

[TheatreGuy]

Thanks for the info JD!

[TheatreGuy]

MOVIE MASTER, I have drank from thine cup and feel the warmth of home. Thank you for finding my wayward soul and guiding me to the darkness.

[Peter Murphy]

I couldn't sleep last night.

There was an eerie presence that hovered above my bed, whispering to me, it said that it came from the Movie Master. It haunted me until morning.

I wept.

[MOVIE MASTER]

THE EVIL IS UNLEASHED! 666

[Cynic821]

OMG! I just read this whole thread for some odd reason, it compelled me to it! And then WHAM! Jesus choking some girls! SWEETNESS!!!

I dont think thats a 35mm adapter Brandon, its just a blur tool from PS im sure

[MOVIE MASTER]

Jesus Rules!

[Weston]

true that movie master

[TheatreGuy]

OMG! I just read this whole thread for some odd reason, it compelled me to it!
MOVIE MASTER works in mysterious ways. Soon all will know the power of the MASTER. All will be led home.

[Barry_Green]

Well, see, that's the point.

This is coming from the MOVIE MASTER. Dude's a master, see?

Now, if this hype was coming from MOVIE LAMER or MOVIE POSER or something like that, nobody would care.

We're just all amped because we're in the hands of the MOVIE MASTER. :thumbsup:

[TimurCivan]

The guy knows his stuff.... hes a great promoter. Infact, Movie master , if i buy you some ice cream/Gas/Embalming fluid would you liek to help promote my film?

[VersuS]

I wonder if he is good with marketing ideas in general or just when it comes to horror films....what could he do for a family comedy?.....maybe he'd still talk about body fluids...embalming...cremating....

[TimurCivan]

that the kind of family comedy i wuld want to see.

[MOVIE MASTER]

my film is no comedy it is ultimate fear and despair!

[Brandon Rice]

I read the title to this thread, and I thought it said: The Gates of Terror Are Closed!

[TimurCivan]

only 27 more posts Movie Master and you can Vote for your own film.......


haha just teasin' im excted, i wanna see some Jesus chainsaw masssacre action!!!!

[Tom Marshall]

I read the title to this thread, and I thought it said: The Gates of Terror Are Closed!

hahahaha :) :)

[MOVIE MASTER]

It Is Open! Soon You Will Feel The Fear

[Tom Marshall]

Hey Movie Master, what's your production schedule looking like?

[Rubix³]

I want a piece of this action.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Great Freaking Awsome!

[MOVIE MASTER]

production is great i got some awsome fx from my senior cg expert satan and all the demonic crew

[Barry_Green]

production is great i got some awsome fx from my senior cg expert satan and all the demonic crew
Are you sure it was satan, and not one of the wannabes out there, like this guy?

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/31/1157842318.jpg

[Tom Marshall]

production is great i got some awsome fx from my senior cg expert satan and all the demonic crew
I hear satan does a HELL of a job with all the lightwave stuff... :cheesy:

[cinealma]

I hear satan does a HELL of a job with all the lightwave stuff... :cheesy:

Actually, I hear that the CGI is done LIVE while you're watching it! A demon possesses each and every file made! :evil: It's kind of like Lazarium!


John G.

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Wow, MOVIE MASTER has groupies... Hut hum.. I mean a herem of demon dog bitch slaves from hell.

[MOVIE MASTER]

the real thing you would be surprised how my legions do what i say

[Weston]

i have a hard time feeling the fear when you comment without using all caps....

its just not as earth-shaking...

[MOVIE MASTER]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Tremble And Feel The Horrible Wrath That Is Movie Master!

[Mark Harris]

I dunno man, these gates have been open for a while...where's the scary stuff?

[VersuS]

maybe the gates ...is a metaphor...like the gates of terror are open...can't you smell it in the air? .....i smell...gas? ;p

[MOVIE MASTER]

YOU WAIT AND SEE SCARY STUFF AINT THE WORD!
Terrifying
IS MORE LIKE IT

[Jack Daniel Stanley]

Yeah, Scary Stuff!
Just you wait and see, Scary Stuff!

[SCARY STUFF!]

I can't wait ... I DO want to see!

[Mark Harris]

Here we go again...

[SCARY STUFF!]

What do you mean? Don't you like Scary Stuff? You make Scary Stuff sad :(

[Mark Harris]

Don't you have a movie to shoot till dawn or something?

[Brandon Rice]

LOL! Scary stuff... aka MOVIE MASTER.

[SCARY STUFF!]

Don't you have a movie to shoot till dawn or something?
No! (duh)
Scary Stuff hang out in cave and eat women who trying to bond and mend their relationships.
That Scary Stuff!

[SCARY STUFF!]

LOL! Scary stuff... aka MOVIE MASTER. Brandon need learn read fine print.

[Brandon Rice]

WHat? NO! It's not actually Jack Daniel Stanley? Do you know Jack by chance?

[SCARY STUFF!]

who is this Jack you speak of?
Scary Stuff is Scary Stuff.
But enough of Jack.
There shall be no thread Jack here.

[Jared Meyer]

Deja vu...

:huh:

[SCARY STUFF!]

I hear that movie will be spectacular.
Especially the 69th male lead who plays Criminalist.

[HorseFilms]

Okay, I'll come clean. MOVIE MASTER is just me posting when I'm sober.

[MOVIE MASTER]

YOU LIE NO ONE CAN MATCH THE SHEER HORROR WICH IS MOVIE MASTER!
FOOLISH MORTALS SOON YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!

[cinealma]

The gates are open... and nobody's home.

Although, just one second of the grabs he posted on my monitor and they burned their images into my screen!

Is that phosphor I smell?


John G.

[Weston]

YOU LIE NO ONE CAN MATCH THE SHEER HORROR WICH IS MOVIE MASTER!
FOOLISH MORTALS SOON YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!

Thats more like it MOVIE MASTER!! I can feel the terror....the fear...THE WRATH!!

[MOVIE MASTER]

CAN YOU SMELL THE DECAY!

[MOVIE STUNTS]

You are not speaking of your thread decay I hope. That would also make Scary Stuff sad.

[SCARY STUFF!]

Decay make Scary Stuff happy.
Scary stuff not care about thread.
Scary Stuff go naked all time, no need thread.

[MOVIE STUNTS]

Lollololo Rolf.

[MOVIE MASTER]

Scarry Stuff I Will Have Your Soul For Dinner!
Decay= Wrotten Smelling Flesh From The Soul's Of The Tortured

[SCARY STUFF!]

Scarry Stuff I Will Have Your Soul For Dinner!
Decay= Wrotten Smelling Flesh From The Soul's Of The Tortured Movie Master talk that way, make Scary Stuff feel tingly downstairs. :love4:

[MOVIE MASTER]

Ha! Ha! HA! AFTER MY DEMONS GET THROUGH WITH YOU YOU WONT HAVE A DOWN STAIRS!

THE DARKNESS WILL INVADE YOUR SOUL'S!

[MOVIE MASTER]

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY REQUEST? 666

[Barry_Green]

Yes -- we request you show us some more pics or something. How's it coming along -- are you almost done? The deadline is in just over a couple of weeks...

[cinealma]

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY REQUEST? 666

I think you can get some Request: 666 ointment at your local drug store down there in Hades. Brush your teeth three times a day with it and it should definitely take care of that decay for you!

Scary Stuff, you might want to get some for your "downstairs" area, too. I heard you've shacked up with that toothless succubus, Horrible Helga... and rumor has it she's been around the netherworld a few times, if you know what I mean.


John G.

[MOVIE MASTER]

On Serious Note Satan Has Just Finished All The Dp Work!
He Is Great At Lighting! And Flaming Special Fx's

[dvpixl]

this is crazy hilarious

[MOVIE MASTER]

crazy aint the word ! hell is more like it!

[Weston]

so is satan done working on the tenacious d movie? I heard he was in that...

[MOVIE MASTER]

No He Is Just Getting Started

[MOVIE MASTER]

Uh! Is That Baken I Smell No It Is Just Scarry Stuff Roasting!

[TimurCivan]

MOVIE MASTER will win HVX. then it will melt while satan plays with it.

[MOVIE MASTER]

that HVX IS HELL BOUND AND IT IS COMING HOME!

[MOVIE MASTER]

SOON THE TERROR WILL BE RELEASHED! POST OUR COMING!666