FatBird19
05-31-2006, 10:13 PM
How many times are you behind the camera on set and you really need something to drink bad? Your face is in the viewfinder and you wish you had some refreshment.
My idea is simple.
A temperature controlled holding tank for coffee with a straw coming out that is easily accessable from the lcd screen. All you have to do is lean over and take a sip.
Obviously, there will be a convenient warning light on if the tank is low on drink; the last thing you want is to have slurping noises in your footage sound. The client will be like, "WTF mate!?!"
And if coffee is not to your liking, you can fill it up with other things like green tea. And is the client yelling at you on set AGAIN FOR THE 3000TH TIME, just put the holding tank on cool, fill it with smirnof, and have a ball.
Most importantly, the holding tank will be installed right against the CMOS sensor. That way, when you fill the tank with cold drink you will have advantages that go far beyond your mere refreshment. With cold beer against the CMOS sensor, I can easily see the RED being overclocked to deliver 1000fps!!!!!!!1111oneoneone!!
The RED temperature controlled coffee and liquid holder; a godsend for anyone who's ever been behind the camera.
...if anyone thinks that this is seriously the idea I'm offering, you should be shot in the head right now....repeatedly
My idea is simple.
A temperature controlled holding tank for coffee with a straw coming out that is easily accessable from the lcd screen. All you have to do is lean over and take a sip.
Obviously, there will be a convenient warning light on if the tank is low on drink; the last thing you want is to have slurping noises in your footage sound. The client will be like, "WTF mate!?!"
And if coffee is not to your liking, you can fill it up with other things like green tea. And is the client yelling at you on set AGAIN FOR THE 3000TH TIME, just put the holding tank on cool, fill it with smirnof, and have a ball.
Most importantly, the holding tank will be installed right against the CMOS sensor. That way, when you fill the tank with cold drink you will have advantages that go far beyond your mere refreshment. With cold beer against the CMOS sensor, I can easily see the RED being overclocked to deliver 1000fps!!!!!!!1111oneoneone!!
The RED temperature controlled coffee and liquid holder; a godsend for anyone who's ever been behind the camera.
...if anyone thinks that this is seriously the idea I'm offering, you should be shot in the head right now....repeatedly