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Cryogenic Filmworks
03-10-2006, 04:45 PM
Cajun Math Test
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks?
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Cajun stares into space for a while, the! n picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Caju n leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"
:grin:
mikkowilson
03-10-2006, 04:50 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin: :) :2vrolijk_08: :cheesy: :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
ZFarms Productions
03-10-2006, 04:54 PM
thats pretty funny.
J.R. Hudson
03-10-2006, 04:54 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin: :) :2vrolijk_08: :cheesy: :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SalaTar
03-10-2006, 04:55 PM
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator"
Moral: Some old men can still think fast...
mikkowilson
03-10-2006, 04:56 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin: :) :2vrolijk_08: :cheesy: :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Echo?
FUNNY SalaTar!
SalaTar
03-10-2006, 04:59 PM
I live down here and the Math test aint all that far from the truth at times
Can't decide which is funnier Salatar, the joke or the use of "Horseshoe courts"
:Drogar-BigGrin(DBG):Drogar-BigGrin(DBG):Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)
Cryogenic Filmworks
03-10-2006, 05:25 PM
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator"
Moral: Some old men can still think fast...
That's good. Almost sounds like my cousin to a bit.
Ok, my Cousin became part owner of the worlds largest Alligator and Turtle farm when he married the owners daughter years ago. Back in the 80's I believe some French movie company came to film some stuff, they wanted my cousin in the shot. Had him at the edge of the pond feeding some gators and two girls come up and he is supposed to act supprised. Said there was no acting, the girls came up to the edge of the pond and dropped their tops. Anyways, Road Rules did an episode there once also. They do allow filming but they don't give it away anymore (in case anyone is interested herofest??). Not my pix but someone has posted some shots from the farm here (http://www.deadsouls.net/gallery/Kliebert). Also on this site (http://www.cclockwood.com/stockimages/alligatorpeople.htm) if you look for Image#10677 someone has a pic of my cousin petting a gator. They are in south Louisiana (Hammond).
SalaTar
03-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Wife's Uncles Gator farm is in Ester..
ZFarms Productions
03-10-2006, 10:07 PM
Cajun Math Test
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks?
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Cajun stares into space for a while, the! n picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Caju n leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"
:grin:
when i read that I think of Gambit from the X-Men LOL