Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth?!?!?!?? [Archive] - DVXuser.com -- The online community for filmmaking

jhvid

02-10-2006, 08:43 AM

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-02-10/ (fourth story from the bottom)

This isn't on Roth's imdb page, but they are notoriously slow on updating those. How in the hell would Roth direct a Baywatch movie after things like Hostel and Cabin Fever? Hasselhoff as an enraged psychopath with his army of braniless, buxom Sirens? This has to be a joke.

HorseFilms

02-10-2006, 08:50 AM

No freaking way. You're right, this HAS to be a joke.

Filmjunkie677

02-10-2006, 09:08 AM

Here's the 'real' story...

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22429

jhvid

02-10-2006, 09:30 AM

Okay that makes more sense, although even the fact that he is co-producing it is kind of disturbing.

Ought2bCommitted

02-10-2006, 10:04 AM

I would pay to see a Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth... anything to see Hassellhoff explode into a million gruesome pieces, or have his flesh fall off his talentless carcass, maybe have a toe or two snipped.

I had the extreme pleasure of seeing Mr. Hassellhoff perform live at the Berlin Wall concert in the 1990s. I can't erase it from my mind. I have tried. Electroshock. Pills. Color therapy. *Sigh *.

The only thing that worked, kind of, was seeing him on Broadway in Jeckyl and Hyde. THAT was entertainment. I have never laughed so hard for 2 hours straight. Thanks, Dave!

ZFarms Productions

02-10-2006, 10:08 AM

Okay that makes more sense, although even the fact that he is co-producing it is kind of disturbing.

yeah i agree

ZFarms Productions

02-10-2006, 10:15 AM

I would pay to see a Baywatch movie directed by Eli Roth... anything to see Hassellhoff explode into a million gruesome pieces, or have his flesh fall off his talentless carcass, maybe have a toe or two snipped.

I had the extreme pleasure of seeing Mr. Hassellhoff perform live at the Berlin Wall concert in the 1990s. I can't erase it from my mind. I have tried. Electroshock. Pills. Color therapy. *Sigh *.

The only thing that worked, kind of, was seeing him on Broadway in Jeckyl and Hyde. THAT was entertainment. I have never laughed so hard for 2 hours straight. Thanks, Dave!

OUCH! Harsh harsh words... so I take it you don't like Hasselhoff? It wasn't too clear to me from your message ;)

Blaine

02-10-2006, 10:19 AM

Crime fighting lifeguards. :grin: :grin: Give me a break. :cheesy:

Filmjunkie677

02-10-2006, 10:32 AM

Crime fighting lifeguards. :grin: :grin: Give me a break. :cheesy:

Weren't they 'crime-fighting' lifeguards on the show?? That was the show, no?

Not that I ever watched it or anything:embarasse

Blaine

02-10-2006, 10:35 AM

Weren't they 'crime-fighting' lifeguards on the show?? That was the show, no?

Not that I ever watched it or anything:embarasse
Yes, they were. I felt the same way then.:shocked: "Give me a break." :cheesy:

Ought2bCommitted

02-10-2006, 10:38 AM

Yes I believe TV Guide called the show "Chips on the Beach"...

I don't dislike Hassellhoff. Just think he's a talentless oaf. But hey he made a fortune. More power to him. You just haven't lived until you've heard him warble "Oh Holy Night". LOL. Unforgettable...

jhvid

02-10-2006, 10:41 AM

"Oh Holy poo poo"

Ought2bCommitted

02-10-2006, 10:49 AM

LOL. great my ears are starting to bleed again....

John C Lyons

02-11-2006, 11:56 PM

Funny how garbage stories spread on the net like wild fire. IMDB lists him as the director in their daily news too.

Matthew B. Moore

02-15-2006, 04:51 PM

Remember this Futurama Joke.

It was the first feature film shot entirely in slow mo.
Pamela Anderson wins the Oscar.

Still a damn joke in my book.
If I were a chimp, I would throw my dung.