View Full Version : GH2 Is Washington really going to ban the GH2???

12-05-2011, 04:21 PM
Saw this article earlier today - this is frightening news for sure. Luckily I just got mine last week!

Obama Moves to Ban New "Porn Camera"; Attempts to Woo Religious Voters Ahead of Election

15 October 2012 (AP) -- President Barack Obama today announced a new federal ban on the sale and importation of cameras designed implicitly for pornography production with Vice President Joe Biden making unexpected controversial remarks.

"It has come to my attention that eighty-two percent of pornographic films are shot using the Panasonic DMC-GH2. It is said to be unique in its ability to capture the finest of details at an unreasonably accessible price-point for the average consumer. This explicit detail must not be seen by anyone under the age of 21," said a flustered Obama appealing in desperation to the now defunct moral majority, which still wields considerable power at the polls.

"We must move now with legislation on the federal level to regulate away high definition porn.
Our youth will be lost if we fail to act." - President Obama

Vice President Joseph Biden displayed the Panasonic DMC-GH2 to reporters at an emergency press conference held Saturday.

"This camera captures the clearest and crispest porn at an incredible 60 frames per second. Something must be done about this immediately. No one is immune to the effects of this type of material, including me. I ride the train to work each day and to imagine that someone might be viewing one of those skin flicks on his smartphone while our nation's children could be around to see is an outrage."

Biden insisted his remarks had no sexual innuendo.

Not surprisingly, the bill had little Republican support, passing by only 15 votes.

Asked for comment, House Speaker John Boehner declined to give specifics, saying, "Government can't and shouldn't regulate
our lives away."

Rush Limbaugh weighed in with an hour-long attack against House Democrats in his AM radio broadcast, causing a row with
Senate Democrats and specifically Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who has been railing unsuccessfully against Nevada's prostitution laws for the last three terms.

President Obama's popularity is at its lowest point in three years with a recent Gallop poll showing only 36% approving of the way
he has handled the presidency. According to political analysts, the President must win over religious, conservative voters in the upcoming
election scheduled for November 4th.

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has promised to file suit in federal court when the law goes into force next week, citing First Amendment violations.


12-05-2011, 04:43 PM
please tell me youre kidding. did you read this on the onion?

Vincent Pereira
12-05-2011, 04:47 PM
Either that or he's auditioning to write for the Onion.


12-05-2011, 05:07 PM
I googled just to make sure.

You never know. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

12-05-2011, 05:12 PM
Oh my.

12-05-2011, 05:14 PM
Lmao, I knew it was fake after the first sentence. Our nation is in trouble now, but think how bad it would be if the president was twisted enough to ban a camera because it shoots clear porn. Thats funny in it's self. Heck with going after the makers of the porn (even though it's not illegal) but we'll ban the camera it's shot on. This made my night, funny as hell +1 post.

12-05-2011, 05:41 PM
guess you can get a job with the onion....

12-05-2011, 08:17 PM
Please... Everybody knows the GH2 is unsuitable to shoot porn. Too much rolling shutter (if you get my drift.) LOL

J Davis
12-05-2011, 08:52 PM
hey ! at least it can take RAW stills :)

Pietro Impagliazzo
12-05-2011, 09:02 PM
I googled just to make sure.

You never know. :Drogar-BigGrin(DBG)

I see what you did there!