No QuestFest for me....

[Zak Forsman]

Well, after submitting my third revision to the pitch for my QuestFest entry "Tropical Malaise" and getting yet another list of "suggestions", I am dropping out of the fest. Can someone please tell Jason Ramsey that not every story has to have a cute little dog in it? jeez. what is your obsession with the canine persuasion, man?!?!?! what's next DogFest?

[Larry Rutledge]

Well, actually it's PoodleFest, but at least your on the right track

[ZazaCast]

...so make the film and enter it as an exhibition? Everyone loves your work.

[Larry Rutledge]

Sorry, there is a required element of poodles for exhibition entries

[Zak Forsman]

**sigh** see what i mean? this place is doggone crazy. i mean, gone dog crazy.

[ZazaCast]

Now you're giving ME ideas Larry!


(do they make a poodle bobble-head?)

[Larry Rutledge]

Look, Zak, I'm sorry ... but I think you are being unreasonable. All we ask is that you include a cute dog in your film and then you are free to proceed. Why is it so hard?

Is it really asking so much to have a dog in 63.421% of the scenes in your story?

[Zak Forsman]

i guess not. okay, i'll do it.

[ZazaCast]

Yeah... just strap that D90 on it's back...instant "PoodleCam".

[Jeff Anderson]

Maybe this time around John T. Woods gets his heart broken by a dog?

[Larry Rutledge]

That's the spirit Zak! I knew we could count on you



Note to self: Go change the internal rules to state feline instead of canine for the required element so we can still DQ Zak's entry

[Jeff Anderson]

Why not just go ahead and ban him? We all know what goes on behind those closed doors... Como! Ban him!

I know who runs this place...

[Dustin R. Rogan]

I DO!!! MUAHAHA

you should change it to make me the manditory element...only thing is I can't know you're filming...oh wait...Tom and some of the mods already do that...I'm scared now...help? :(

Rogan

[vnguyen972]

great april fool humor

[kyrre]

I can digg it!

[Dustin R. Rogan]

I never really cared for that Zak Forsman guy anyways, such a diva.



Rogan




PS...april fools who can't help but love the big guy

[Larry Rutledge]

Yea, tell me about it

[RodThompson]

Compile JUST ONE Oscar "In Memoriam" and suddenly you're somebo.....nevermind...

[Jason Ramsey]

ok, zak... for you we will rescind the dog requirement.... you only have to have it in 43.249% of your scenes... though I really am kinda hurt. we thought we would give you that one specifically b/c if anyone could rise to the challenge it would be you..

But, we certainly would NOT want to discourage you from being in the fests since we value your presence in them sooooooo much

[Rodney V. Smith]

rescind? but i just went and rented 5 poodles and a whole crate of green jello... that Zak is such a WHINER!

[MrKilloran]

rescind? but i just went and rented 5 poodles and a whole crate of green jello... that Zak is such a WHINER!

You'll keep the Jell-o and you will like it!

EDIT: Poodles! I don't think I can work dogs into mine (again) ... not since what happened in Twilightfest and someone sent angry, armed PETA members to my home, I'm looking at you Zaza :grin:

[ZazaCast]

..who? ...wait, what? ...me? I'll take the 5th on that one.
(lets all just be thankful he doesn't have any cats)

[Lawsuit_Boy]

Poodlefest...what happened to Ballerinafest?

I guess a few cute shots of a pup could work. Perhaps a quest for dog food in a busy super market?

[MrKilloran]

..who? ...wait, what? ...me? I'll take the 5th on that one.
(lets all just be thankful he doesn't have any cats)

Poor... poor mister whiskers :grin: