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Evan S
02-26-2009, 12:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lfx-yOchgI

Not looking to get into a religious argument here. I am athiest myself. and this is about the dumbest thing EVER in recent memory.

Alex H.
02-26-2009, 12:43 PM
Okay... on a purely technical side of this:

That is some of the worst production I have seen. Not to mention the bad acting... but the audio was terrible and highly inconsistent. The shots are flat and completely uninteresting. It was 2:25 in before I saw any camera movement at all. With everything locked down (and really poorly framed, might I add) it is barely watchable.

And the guy can't dance. Carlton had better moves on "Fresh Prince of Bel Aire."

Hawk Teflon
02-26-2009, 12:46 PM
It's official ... the only thing worse than Christian rap is atheist rap. That was amazing! Thank you for sharing!

I really thought that was going to be a link back to the banana's prove existence of God video. This was even better!

HorseFilms
02-26-2009, 02:18 PM
Worse acting I've seen in a long time... and I just watched a Seagal flick.

Sad Max
02-26-2009, 02:27 PM
I dunno. I've seen worse production values, worse acting, worse composition and heard both worse dialog and worse music.

The most impressive thing about the video is its total unremarkability.

Blaine
02-26-2009, 02:30 PM
I dunno. I've seen worse production values, worse acting, worse composition and heard both worse dialog and worse music.But have you seen and heard them all in the SAME PLACE? :shocked:

Sad Max
02-26-2009, 02:31 PM
Okay, the second most impressive thing about the video is the one-stop shopping.

JConnors
02-26-2009, 02:38 PM
and I just watched a Seagal flick.


Nice....which one?

We had a Seagal marathon a few months ago, it was awesome.

Sad Max
02-26-2009, 02:43 PM
Hmm.

Went to far with that post, I guess.

Family site, and all.

Barry_Green
02-26-2009, 02:53 PM
The admonition we've frequently used is: treat this place like you're in a living room, not a locker room. :thumbsup:

Sad Max
02-26-2009, 03:00 PM
I obviously frequent a lower class of living rooms than those with which you are familiar.

HorseFilms
02-26-2009, 03:08 PM
Nice....which one?

We had a Seagal marathon a few months ago, it was awesome.

Kill Switch. It's great because he doesn't do any of his own fighting anymore. It's an obvious stunt double in a crappy wig doing all the work, then they cut to awkward Seagal closeups. I highly recommend this piece of garbage.

Seagal wrote it. Enough said.

Sad Max
02-26-2009, 03:17 PM
My wife was working in a post facility where Seagal was cutting some project, about four or five years ago.

He was this vast presence of intimidating girth, black-clad and sort of playing the atomic nucleus to this orbiting electron cloud of super-hot female Asian assistants.

He sent the assistants out for BBQ one day; when they returned with enough food for the whole staff everyone's initial reaction was what a cool guy, he just bought lunch for everybody! until it turned out that he was going to eat it all by himself...

JConnors
02-26-2009, 03:56 PM
Kill Switch. It's great because he doesn't do any of his own fighting anymore. It's an obvious stunt double in a crappy wig doing all the work, then they cut to awkward Seagal closeups. I highly recommend this piece of garbage.

Seagal wrote it. Enough said.


Nice, I definetly check that out.

He's always slapping and throwing people.

HorseFilms
02-26-2009, 03:56 PM
That's awesome, Karl.:beer:

JasonFox
02-26-2009, 05:28 PM
Available on iTunes FTW!

Cheesesailor77
02-26-2009, 05:31 PM
It's official ... the only thing worse than Christian rap is atheist rap. That was amazing! Thank you for sharing!

lol. I'm agnostic myself.

Nathyn
02-26-2009, 07:29 PM
Vid doesn't even make sense considering how important religion and faith (or lack thereof) is to people. One person will dominate the other so why would a non atheist want to "Roll with an atheist" or vice versa?


Kill Switch. It's great because he doesn't do any of his own fighting anymore. It's an obvious stunt double in a crappy wig doing all the work, then they cut to awkward Seagal closeups. I highly recommend this piece of garbage.


Haven't seen it but I'm sure it's - "good." All I ask is for him to do some of his old moves, but noooo. And to think he almost had a come back with "

-Nate

Mark Harris
02-26-2009, 07:46 PM
Wow, that dude makes me want to "roll" with some Petra...

Though he reminds me of this Atheist girl I once dated. All was going great, until we went to bed, and she started screaming out: "Oh Self-Replicating RNA! Oh Self-Replicating RNA!!!"

Just doesn't have the same ring...

Cheesesailor77
02-26-2009, 11:04 PM
Vid doesn't even make sense considering how important religion and faith (or lack thereof) is to people. One person will dominate the other so why would a non atheist want to "Roll with an atheist" or vice versa?

agreed, the whole thing is silly on every level. I dated a catholic girl once. Wicked hot, but we were both too passionate about our believes for it to ever work out.

Capt Quirk
02-27-2009, 05:56 AM
I dunno. I've seen worse production values, worse acting, worse composition and heard both worse dialog and worse music.

Alright already! Leave Crystal Skull alone!