"Dead Week" - A film by Kyle Stebbins (and company)

[Kyle Stebbins]

http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadweekposter.jpg


STEBBINSDIGITAL
presents
DEADWEEK
for TwilightFest


Written, directed and shot by KYLE STEBBINS
Starring MATT SPITSEN, SPENCER SMITH
With DAN GONNERMAN, MEGAN MULLER, DAN SHEPPARD, SPENCER LEE, CHRIS BEHLERS, CHARLES BAKER and SEAN.
Makeup by LEIGH STOFFER
Visual Effects by NATE CAAUWE
Sound by JARROD HOMER
Concept by MAX HOLMQUIST

LOCATION PHOTOS (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?p=1353692#post1353692)
STORYBOARD ONE (http://www.kylestebbins.com/storyboard1.jpg)
STORYBOARD TWO (http://www.kylestebbins.com/storyboard2.jpg)


CAST

http://www.kylestebbins.com/spitsenhead.jpg
Matt Spitsen as Chaz

http://www.kylestebbins.com/spencerhead1.jpg
Spencer Smith as Reg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Reserved for Reserving.

[Dustin R. Rogan]

holy pooing poo Stebs has entered the ring, good luck Sir!

Rogan

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

Awesome, man! Good luck.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Thanks guys. This ones gonna be some serious fun for everyone.

[Tom Marshall]

Sweet man... Stebb's steps up to the mutha fuckin plate...

[Rodney V. Smith]

hell yeah! rock and roll!

[gabrielflorit]

Cool!!! You shooting this on a RED?

[pauly_the_hitman]

Cool to have you in bro..Good luck.
Pauly

[krestofre]

Look at you go! :thumbsup:

Now I know why I haven't seen my updated poster. J/K. :)

Good luck Kyle!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Look at you go! :thumbsup:

Now I know why I haven't seen my updated poster. J/K. :)

Good luck Kyle!

Haha! To be quite honest with you, I'm still having a little trouble with those logos, man. PM will be dispatched to you later. I think I'm just being way too picky. ;)

[Kyle Stebbins]

Cool!!! You shooting this on a RED?

If only. =)

Dead Week will be shot on the HVX. :)

[krestofre]

I think I'm just being way too picky. ;)

Probably, but that's a good quality in a graphic artist. :)

[Simon Höfer]

Oh yeah! Welcome to the fest! :)

[Kyle Stebbins]

Thank you, Simon! I'm really digging the photo treatment on your poster.

[Simon Höfer]

Thanks Kyle! I am also looking forward to an actual poster for your entry :) You banner is already kick ass!!

[Brandon Rice]

Stebbs!!!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Brandon! You the MAN!! I haven't talked to you in quite some time... and last time I saw you it was for like 2 seconds and you were gone!

I'm gonna follow your TwilightFest entry like crazy. -- I guarantee it!

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Kyle,

This is going to be great. I love the poster, banner and teaser.marketing campaign. I am really looking forward to this. If you do half as good a job on the film as you do on posters, I can see you easily making the top eight. Best of luck! :)

[Kyle Stebbins]

Hey Nick, thanks man! -- I'm really excited about this project. We've got SUCH a talented group of people involved. Nate Caauwe, a good friend of mine and now roto-artist for Fat Monster Films (and Forensic Arts) is on board and will be given almost complete creative freedom with the tasks at hand. He's going to have a hay day with this project, and I know whatever he produces is high quality work.

On top of all that we've got a very stylistic way that we have devised to shoot this. It's going to be a huge challenge, but if we can pull it off then Dead Week will be one of the MOST FUN films to watch out of this fest.

Lots of comedy going into this one, too.

--

Poster added!

[Rodney V. Smith]

dude I LOVE this poster!!! Now I'm all amped to see this one!

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Kyle, if you need any help with anything, please let me know!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Thank you kindly, Nick! We'll see what happens as things unfold.

We will be shooting in Lincoln, Nebraska -- Right smack dab in the middle of the midwest. It'd be cool to get Matt G out here from St. Louis but we'll see what happens. He's just a hop skip and a jump away.

[Tom Marshall]

That's a bad ass poster mang...

[Kyle Stebbins]

That's a bad ass poster mang...

:dankk2:

Get in that mustang of yours and head east! I promise to put you up on a nice couch with some delicious Ritz crackers. I've got an xbox 360 and a few juice cartons.

Come on. Ain't nobody a better zombie than you!

[Tom Marshall]

Actually, that would probably be a sweet bike ride... :)

If I was self-employed, I'd definitely make my way out there, but no can do... one of these days...



Come on. Ain't nobody a better zombie than you!If you saw my limping around the past couple weeks, you'd know that was the truth... :zombie_smiley:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Actually, that would probably be a sweet bike ride... :)

If I was self-employed, I'd definitely make my way out there, but no can do... one of these days...

If you saw my limping around the past couple weeks, you'd know that was the truth... :zombie_smiley:


Yikes, man! What happened?

--> and speaking of bike rides, I'm about to go on one. See you when I return!

[Tom Marshall]

I was trying to stretch out my back... and I shouldn't have done it the way that I did... threw a few things out of whack, but I've been going to a chiropractor and I'm definitely starting to feel better. I HAVE to get better. No one's going to hire an actor who's a cripple... :D

[Kyle Stebbins]

True that, man. But at least you're still kickass at actionscript.

When are you going to start teaching that, anyway?

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I was trying to stretch out my back... and I shouldn't have done it the way that I did... threw a few things out of whack, but I've been going to a chiropractor and I'm definitely starting to feel better. I HAVE to get better. No one's going to hire an actor who's a cripple... :D

Maybe I should see someone about my back. I have just been putting up with it, wearing an Ace back brace every once in a while (which reminds me, hold on...) Okay. I have also adjusted my sleeping habits but it still hurts occasionally.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Yikes how old are you Nick?

[Simon Höfer]

Too young to have back pain. You guys should start doing some sports and train your backs. A strong back is the best way to prevent pain.

[Simon Höfer]

And your poster is KICK ASS Kyle!! Awesome :)

[Kyle Stebbins]

Too young to have back pain. You guys should start doing some sports and train your backs. A strong back is the best way to prevent pain.

True that. Even you, Tom.

[Kyle Stebbins]

And your poster is KICK ASS Kyle!! Awesome :)

Thank you, Simon! I'm digging the picture of you with the axes! BADASS

[Tom Marshall]

True that, man. But at least you're still kickass at actionscript.

When are you going to start teaching that, anyway?

Haha! Thanks dude... I don't know if there's anything I can teach you. I can recommend some good books though. :)


Too young to have back pain. You guys should start doing some sports and train your backs. A strong back is the best way to prevent pain.

No, it's not related to back strength at all. My neck is actually my problem. It's from sitting in front of the computer all day, 12 hours a day for the past 8+ years. It takes it's toll on you. I just started going to this chiropractor who seems to be pretty good. I had x-rays done and my neck is, in fact, the culprit. I basically need to drastically change my posture when I'm forced to sit in front of the computer for a long period of time at work.

Trust me, there's nothing I'd rather do than to get into a gym and do some heavy shrugs, deadlifts, and upright rows Dorian Yates style, but I just can't do that right now...

[ConspiracyPenguin]

It's not that I am not active enough. I love tennis, bikes, etc. I live in the mountains for God's sake, I HAVE to like sports/activity. My problem is that I slept on my stomach for 15+ years and now I am feeling the results. Also, sitting at desks for long periods, often leaning forward has not helped.

[Kyle Stebbins]

It's not that I am not active enough. I love tennis, bikes, etc. I live in the mountains for God's sake, I HAVE to like sports/activity. My problem is that I slept on my stomach for 15+ years and now I am feeling the results. Also, sitting at desks for long periods, often leaning forward has not helped.

Sounds like you're living your adult years out dealing with the effects of SIDS.

Anyway, lots of exterior locations scouted out today. Also, I've been informed of a couple A-list dvxuser celebrities that may or may not be making their way by the set of Dead Week over the next month or two. It'll probably remain hush hush for now, but stay tuned for more!

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

Too young to have back pain. You guys should start doing some sports and train your backs. A strong back is the best way to prevent pain.Yah, too young for such problems. I always thought that a strong stomach helped support your back? :)

Of course, I'm talking to a guy who runs up walls. :huh:

[Simon Höfer]

Yah, too young for such problems. I always thought that a strong stomach helped support your back? :)

Of course, I'm talking to a guy who runs up walls. :huh:
Haha, yeah I don't have back pain :D And I also sleep on my stomach. A strong stomach is also important. The combination is the key!

On topic:
Jeeeezz, you've got nate cauwee for VFX! Will it also be quite graphic, lots of VFX? probably we are going into a similar direction :)

[Kyle Stebbins]

What? Go re-read the post. I talk about how WE are making it
... hmm...

[Mark Johnson]

Yo Kyle,

We'll be sending Nate back this week. Take good care of him, ok?

I've been trying to figure out what thread to call "home" and am going to provisionally choose this one (joined your FaceBook group too). I will hang here as long as you provide the requisite amount of hype, wit and occasionally bizarre photoshopped pictures to amuse me. :) Let's make this a monster thread, boyz.

[Jarrod Homer]

I though I'd start my day by jumping on the good old dvx user for shiggles and giggles and low and behold I find this little slice of awesome!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Yo Kyle,

We'll be sending Nate back this week. Take good care of him, ok?

I've been trying to figure out what thread to call "home" and am going to provisionally choose this one (joined your FaceBook group too). I will hang here as long as you provide the requisite amount of hype, wit and occasionally bizarre photoshopped pictures to amuse me. :) Let's make this a monster thread, boyz.

We'll definitely keep him alive and kicking for all of his friends back on the west coast.

I'm proud to be a member of the Monster team so likewise I'm ready to play host to all the crazy fart jokes, photoshopped images, and strange goings-on that are so typical of the Fat Monster film threads.

That being said, I wouldn't mind bringing you on board as some sort of an FX supervisor since you know Nate well enough now and can talk to him effectively and professionally. - All up to you though, mang.

Made a lot of headway today in the sound department. I spent the better part of the morning recording and testing different sound environments generated with my Yamaha Motif-ES8 workstation keyboard. I have decided to compose my own music for the film, which is a daunting task for anyone trying to juggle school, work, and everything else. I think, though, that this project is going to allow for a LOT of creative freedom in the way of sound and I can't wait to start posting some stuff so you can all critique me, throw tomatoes, and rate my thread with 1 star.

:dankk2: Off to the script!

[pia12254]

Sick poster dude. Totally sick. Probably my favorite poster of yours that I have seen so far. Seriously...it looks like Blockbuster quality!

Peace.

Piatt

[Kyle Stebbins]

Sick poster dude. Totally sick. Probably my favorite poster of yours that I have seen so far. Seriously...it looks like Blockbuster quality!

Peace.

Piatt

Thanks, Daniel. That means a lot!

[Kyle Stebbins]

I though I'd start my day by jumping on the good old dvx user for shiggles and giggles and low and behold I find this little slice of awesome!

Yo, homer! Good to see you around. I was talking about you the other day. We definitely need to get a jam session scheduled for us & some other musicians. It's been too long.

I've been meaning to talk to you about Dead Week. I'll send you a PM and facebook group invite in a little bit.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I love the new poster. Also, if Mark says this is where the party is, then this is where the Penguin is. Deal with it. :grin:

[Kyle Stebbins]

This is most definitely where the party is at!

It's funny you should mention that Mark is always where the penguins are.
I was just surfing the tube yesterday and came across one of my favorite shows, Planet Earth, and to my surprise I took a closer look into the slew of penguins and sure enough... IT'S MARK JOHNSON!

Must be cold out there. I imagine it keeps his beer chilled.
Anyone else catch this? I was too late to DVR it.

http://www.kylestebbins.com/markpenguins.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

I'm off to hit the trails with my bike and my canon rebel! I'll be making my rounds to different spots around the town to snap photos of prospective locations.
Gas is just too damn expensive.

Keep checking back.

[Mark Johnson]

Hot damn, I'm excited now that I have a thread to hijack at will. I've got some pix from Matt Gettemeier's visit to L.A. that I shall post later today. Good stuff.

Yassah indeed, this is the Penguin's roost now.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

That's right it is. Mark Johnson. Photoshopped pictures. I'm here to stay!

[Geoff_R]

This looks like a really fun and exciting project, Kyle. Can't wait to see how it develops.

[Mark Johnson]

This thread needs more Luis:

http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/10478/1217189491.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

This looks like a really fun and exciting project, Kyle. Can't wait to see how it develops.

Thanks, Geoff.

I tell you what. I'm really worried that this project is going to get me fired from my job. Perhaps that is what exhilarates me most. I've taken several location photos I'm going to upload in the next half hour. Many of them are set in my bank (where I work). The plan is to shoot on Sundays and hope that no one walks in.

And shit... we're going to have zombies, and blood, and everything.

YIKES!

To be honest with you, I'm placing a lot of the work on our FX team... let's ready ourselves for some detonation films! DEAD WEEK IS A 70'S SLASHER COMEDY!!

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Kyle, I love gorilla style film making. Sometimes it produces the best results. It didn't for me, though. :( For my TimeFest entry (or what I did of it) there was one scene where we trespassed on a property for sale. The neighbors were watching because it was the dune buggy scene and we were a bit loud. I said we had one chance to do it and it came out all shaky and shit. Ah well...

Best of luck to you!

[Kyle Stebbins]

LOCATION SCOUTING DAY ONE

Eight poison ivy rashes later.
http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadlocation1.jpg

Intersection explosions? You bet your ass.
http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadlocation2.jpg

http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadlocation3.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Abandoned strip mall
http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadlocation10.jpg

[Mark Johnson]

The basement location is dope, man!!!

[NateCaauwe]

Dude....dude! Thanks for the kind words back there! This community r0x0rz my s0x0rz, fr rlz :D And those location shots are awesome! I agree with Mark, the basement stuff is orgasmic...like I sorta want to shoot my and Alex's film there :P

[Kyle Stebbins]

like I sorta want to shoot my and Alex's film there :P

You mean "our" duel!?

Guys, we need to start talking explosions and cloning. What can you generate and what needs to be real?

Detonation films a good place to start? We'll pm later.

[NateCaauwe]

DetFilms would be a great place to start. I can talk to Bob, maybe he can shoot some new unique stuff for us.

[Kyle Stebbins]

DetFilms would be a great place to start. I can talk to Bob, maybe he can shoot some new unique stuff for us.

Sometimes I just want to hold you close and pet your hair. Is that weird?

You rock, Nate.

[Kyle Stebbins]

The basement location is dope, man!!!

Thanks, man! Its gonna get me fired! WOOHOO!! :beer:

[Edgen]

ahhh yes. Here we go! Looking forward to seeing your film Kyle!

cheers,
/j

[NateCaauwe]

Sometimes I just want to hold you close and pet your hair. Is that weird?
Nah, I have that effect on people, ask anyone who met me during the TimeFest weekend:thumbsup:

[Geoff_R]

Do you have legal access to the abandoned strip mall? Can you get more pics of what it looks like inside...

[Kyle Stebbins]

Do you have legal access to the abandoned strip mall? Can you get more pics of what it looks like inside...

Not yet. Dare I call the phone number on the front of the building? I bet I could get a green light. Maybe we should have Mark do the talking?

It actually used to be a Super K-mart that closed down. It's right up the street and along the bike path by my bank. Nothing has moved in there for many many months now.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Nah, I have that effect on people, ask anyone who met me during the TimeFest weekend:thumbsup:

Yikes!

[Mark Johnson]

I'm getting psyched for this Kyle. Send me a script or a treatment.

Mark

[NateCaauwe]

You mean "our" duel!?
Oh well, yeah, but you didn't seem to claim ownership a couple pages back. And have you even read either script? Gah!:kali:

[Kyle Stebbins]

I'm getting psyched for this Kyle. Send me a script or a treatment.

Mark

Currently sitting at The Mill coffeehouse in Lincoln, Nebraska on 48th and Prescott.
I'm translating our outline into a script right now but am having a HELLUVA time because they are playing some sort of a talk show over the speakers here as opposed to the indie/alternative music that this place is known for. They're talking about Heath Ledger and his role as The Joker, so yes... it's fascinating stuff, but I think I'm going to have to move to another place if I want to get any work done.

Kyle

[NateCaauwe]

Currently sitting at The Mill coffeehouse [...] translating our outline into a script right now
Do you do that solely to fulfill that Family Guy joke?

[Mark Johnson]

Kyle, when are you going to shoot this? I just wrote Gettemeier and suggested maybe he could drive to KC and pick me up at KCI so we could drive up and crew. Waddaya think?

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Kyle, those location shots are fantastic! If you need any help preparing the script or want someone to look it over, let me know.

Oh, one more thing, why can't you get permission from the bank to shoot in the basement?

[Mark Johnson]

Ok boyz and gurlz ... I'm going to start a brand new comic series titled "That's Matt!". Let us begin with the first page:

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette01.jpg

[ConspiracyPenguin]

That's great, Mark! There better be more episodes in future.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette02.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Kyle, when are you going to shoot this? I just wrote Gettemeier and suggested maybe he could drive to KC and pick me up at KCI so we could drive up and crew. Waddaya think?

Mark,

I don't know what to say! That would be SO BADASS!
We're making some good headway on this project and I just think that we're going to have so much fun making it that we must share the WEALTH!! -- This is easily becoming bigger than any other project I've ever spearheaded. EXCITING!!! SCARY!!!

We've got a lot of preproduction work to do yet, but I think we'll start working in turbo mode now that we get to look forward to seeing all of you!

Let me know what Matt says back to you. We're going to go over a few more things at our meeting this tuesday night and then hopefully before the end of this week we will have a rough idea of when we're going to shoot this thing.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette03.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Uh oh. I can see where this is going.

Maniac Mike's daughter might not appreciate this comic.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette04.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Ha!!

[Mark Johnson]

By the way, this IS based on true events!

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette05.jpg

[maxholmquist]

Well this is all freaking awesome.

It seems like so long ago when this idea exploded into my brain during a conversation about how much studying sucked.. and how dead week sounded like a slasher film or zombie movie.

and now.. it will be.

It's great to see everybody getting so excited about this!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Mark this is getting awesome. Don't stop! =)

--

Max, welcome to the site, man. I think you'll really appreciate the people here. It's such a great environment. Our thread has officially become the "Monster" thread this time around. Anything goes here.

Get crazy.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette06.jpg

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Dammit Mark! Don't just leave us on a cliff hanger! Does he get the chick or not? :grin: This is great stuff, I am happy to be on this thread from the beginning. Just know that you are all stuck with me until the end!

EDIT: So you pull a sly-ass move on me and post it before I get my remark in, I see. :D Still waiting on the next one, this is good stuff. I wonder how true to actual events it really is...:huh:

[Jarrod Homer]

Hahaha! That is brilliant.

[NateCaauwe]

I was there. Mark actually videotaped the lunch and is sitting in front of me right now with headphones on, typing every line exactly as it happened.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette07.jpg

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/Gette08.jpg

[Mark Johnson]

Awright guys. There's plenty more of Matt's adorable hijinks to come. Keep visiting this thread and you will not be disappointed.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Man this is great stuff, Mark. :grin:

You should tell me how much of that was real...I want to know what was REALLY going on...

[Mark Johnson]

I'll leave it to Matt to decide if he feels any of this was less than accurate. I'm sure he'll post something if he has a different recollection :)

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I'll leave it to Matt to decide if he feels any of this was less than accurate. I'm sure he'll post something if he has a different recollection :)

:grin: I am sure it was pretty accurate. He strikes me as the type who would have a...









...poorly made business card. :)

[Tom Marshall]

:grin: I am sure it was pretty accurate. He strikes me as the type who would have a...









...poorly made business card. :)

Matt's got a Fat Monster business card. :)

[maxholmquist]

Where are all of those waitresses in Nebraska? I guess it might have something to do with the desire to become an actress.. ours have the desire to support children.. or drug habits.. or drinking problems.. or college education..

but especially the drinking problems.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Perhaps if he had just flaunted his O2 name badge things wouldn't have played out the way they did. - Though I am still going to place the blame on her having already been married. It was a brick wall, and most decent men would stop there. Matt at least pulled out his card and left it at that. ;)

Good stuff. Do keep them coming.

I've placed a couple of links to storyboards in the first post for those interested. A lot more work to be done, and the ball will really start rolling this week.

Went and saw Step Brothers tonight. The reviews were right. I'll leave it at that.
Though I think the best part of the film came before the opening credits even began to run. It was a George W quote:2vrolijk_08:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Where are all of those waitresses in Nebraska? I guess it might have something to do with the desire to become an actress.. ours have the desire to support children.. or drug habits.. or drinking problems.. or college education..

but especially the drinking problems.

"Pow!"

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Matt's got a Fat Monster business card. :)

Why don't I have a Fat Monster business card? :huh:

Oh, that's right, I haven't worked with them yet. I was making a joke based on the comic, I have never seen Matt's business card.

[maxholmquist]

Call me night hawk.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Call me night hawk.

"It's okay that mines not movie quality!"

[maxholmquist]

Perhaps if he had just flaunted his O2 name badge things wouldn't have played out the way they did. - Though I am still going to place the blame on her having already been married. It was a brick wall, and most decent men would stop there. Matt at least pulled out his card and left it at that. ;)

Good stuff. Do keep them coming.

I've placed a couple of links to storyboards in the first post for those interested. A lot more work to be done, and the ball will really start rolling this week.

Went and saw Step Brothers tonight. The reviews were right. I'll leave it at that.
Though I think the best part of the film came before the opening credits even began to run. It was a George W quote:2vrolijk_08:


i didn't see these reviews you speak of.. what did they say.. i guess what i mean to ask is.. what did you think?

granted i was sitting next to you the whole time.. you did laugh.. even giggle..

[maxholmquist]

p.s. "the childrens DO learn.."

[Kyle Stebbins]

Yeah there were some good moments, and some really brilliant moments... then there were moments that i shook my head and wanted to punch the high schoolers behind us that decided to quote the movie before they even left the theatre.

[Kyle Stebbins]

p.s. "the childrens DO learn.."

That's it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dgq7LAyIl3U

[maxholmquist]

"its hard to put food on your family"

the orator of our generation..

he could melt butter with those words..

lifted up.. on eagles wings.. risen from the ashes..

his words..

make me have to change my pants..

[alex whitmer]

http://alexwhitmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/logo.jpg

Hmm, not sure I agree with the message, but certainly the idea. I have asked for it in the past.

Maybe try ' Good acting in an integral part of good filmmaking. '

Has a more collaborative-friendly feel to it.

a

www.guerro.wordpress.com

[maxholmquist]

http://alexwhitmer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/logo.jpg

Hmm, not sure I agree with the message, but certainly the idea. I have asked for it in the past.

Maybe try ' Good acting in an integral part of good filmmaking. '

Has a more collaborative-friendly feel to it.

a

www.guerro.wordpress.com (http://www.guerro.wordpress.com)


apparently the person who made that has never seen porn..
what it should say is:

'without good sex.. your porno is nothing'

[pauly_the_hitman]

Mark that is the funniest shit I have seen all day and I spent the day with a bunch of drunk people. LOL
-Pauly

[Kyle Stebbins]

Mark that is the funniest shi* I have seen all day and I spent the day with a bunch of drunk people. LOL
-Pauly

I'm really just curious what it was like for the person snapping the photos. It's almost as if they were taken for this very purpose.

[Mark Johnson]

Stebbs,

Talked to Matt and he's in. When are you wanting to shoot this thing?

Oh, and I'm starting a new episode of THAT'S MATT!. I am designating this the TWILIGHT FEST "Monster" thread. Let's break some records and get some traffic through this place.

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems01.jpg

[maxholmquist]

From what kyle and i talked about tonight.. we have a couple deadlines early for a couple scenes because of availability of a specific apartment.. if we use said apartment.

That would be before end of august..

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems02.jpg

[maxholmquist]

this is the greatest thing i've seen in so many days

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Hmm, not sure I agree with the message, but certainly the idea. I have asked for it in the past.

Maybe try ' Good acting in an integral part of good filmmaking. '

Has a more collaborative-friendly feel to it.

a

www.guerro.wordpress.com (http://www.guerro.wordpress.com)

Well I suppose that without good acting your film is something. Probably an unwatchable piece of crap. :grin: Just kidding. Maybe it is a little harsh, but I think it gets my point across: we have a forum for every other aspect of film making, we need one for acting. I will consider rewording it, but not tonight. It is too late for me to think. Thanks for the comment.

Mark, the caption of "WTF??" above the pigeon made me laugh. Wow, I hope this lasts all fest. If Matt moved to LA, I would totally consider helping you write episodes which we could actually shoot. It would be great, I know one of the networks would pick it up. :D

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems03.jpg

[Mark Harris]

Ha ha, the infamous "pidgeon incident." I think I was off running an errand for that, but it looks like it happened exactly the way I imagined. :)

That's cool about you guys moving over to Super-Luis' place. Good luck.

I take it this thread is to become the contender for most views this fest?

[Kyle Stebbins]

I take it this thread is to become the contender for most views this fest?

I'm gonna put money on that one. With the likes of Mark, and Penguin... and Gettemeier jokes... that's definitely how I see it ending up. :thumbup:

[Mark Johnson]

Good to see you here, Mr. Harris. Now that you're on board we can move onto the boob pics.

[Mark Harris]

Muhahahahahaaaaaa

[Mark Johnson]

By the way, Herr Harris. We have discussed via PM a possible project to shoot that we might be involved with. Not sure where that got left. Are you still actively considering it.

[Mark Harris]

Check you PM.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems04.jpg

[Jeff Anderson]

now this is a good thread to wake up to. thanks to all for my morning entertainment. But especially thanks to Matt...

[Simon Höfer]

Bwahahaha, that last pigeons thought is just hilarious :D

[Mark Johnson]

[INDENT]
... I HAVE to get better. No one's going to hire an actor who's a cripple... :D

Not true:



Reply to: job-771227335@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-24, 4:01PM PDT


DISABLED ACTOR: Sort of a more attractive cross between the Apple Guy and the Guy who keeps asking "Can you hear me now?" Wheelchair-bound but vigorous and fit.

Late 20's to late 30's, great expressiveness and facial reactions, good comedic timing. Non-Union.


Location: NORTH HOLLYWOOD
Compensation: $375 per day
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

[Tom Marshall]

Thanks for the post, Mark... but I still stand by my "I HAVE to get better" claim... :thumbsup:

[jeremytuttle]

Wow Kyle, I just noticed this thread and it's all ready 130 posts long.

Great to see you have an entry. Digging the poster... and well, I'm a zombieholic so I'm definitely interested.

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

Bwahahaha, that last pigeons thought is just hilarious :DHe truly is the Beast Master! :thumbup:

[Jeff Anderson]

Just saw your poster kyle - looks freaking awesome. Love the tagline too. Looking forward to this. Should be a contest for best poster or something...

[maxholmquist]

so i hear there is something about having to have a ball in the film? do zombie testicles count?

[Simon Höfer]

No :D

[maxholmquist]

even if it's OUT of the sack?

[Erik Olson]

I think that might be a dove. Nevertheless, it is an amazing talent.

That said, I have the same incredible ability.

As demonstrated last Christmas, near the town of Cherokee, NC, and to the great amazement of more than a few fellow drunken party-goers, I communicated with and then captured a great-horned owl.

I don't have pictures, but it was pretty freaking awesome.

Okay... so I didn't actually grab it, but it did come in very close for a first-hand look at the blotto fool who was hooting on the porch.

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[Jarrod Homer]

I"m pretty sure that everyone has to attempt to communicate with birds and look completely ridiculous doing it at least once in their life. I know I can admit to doing it.

[maxholmquist]

i always feel the urge to try to move pencils with my mind from across the room after watching 'phenomenon' or 'powder'..

usually its something less awesome than that.. like.. laying down on the couch THEN realizing that the remote is too far away..

would it have been that hard for god or whomever to give us telekinesis.

what the hell

[Jarrod Homer]

Thats one of the legit abilities too.

If only....

[maxholmquist]

I havent seen you in a while jerrod.

Hows life?
are you going to be working on the project?

[Jarrod Homer]

Oh I've been doing alright I suppose. Trying to get back in to the good ole University in the Graphic Design program. But other that I've pretty much just been working and playing my drums.

I'm not entirely sure if I'm working on it, I mean I suppose I can if my "many" talents are needed. It sounds like it gonna be a blast though so I'll do what I can.

[Kyle Stebbins]

You're definitely welcome to the set, Jarrod! I'm interested in bringing you on board as sound operator (provisionally... that might change due to certain people's travel plans)...

However, I do see a zombie extra role in your very near future.

Relatively discouraging news coming soon.

[Kyle Stebbins]

I spoke with my bank president about using the boiler room in their basement as well as a spare office and, as it turns out, shooting on their property is too much of a financial risk for them.

I hate banks. They're so conservative.

Anyway, I didn't want to push the matter any further, and insisted that I do hope to use the bank in the future. -- If not for Dead Week.

I've got other ideas in the back of my head for places to shoot. There are many many great places on campus, and since we're all college students.... I'm thinking that a majority of this film will be shot at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

I have removed the photos of the locations we've been denied.
Max and I are meeting tonight. We may have more to post later.

In the meantime... bring on the boob pictures!

[Rodney V. Smith]

dude, that totally blows. How many other alternate locations do you have for this one? Maybe the alternate will look even cooler than the bank... happens sometimes...

[maxholmquist]

Boobs!

[Simon Höfer]

Sorry to hear that!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Boobs!

Max, I'm going to call you soon.

Your place?

[Kyle Stebbins]

dude, that totally blows. How many other alternate locations do you have for this one? Maybe the alternate will look even cooler than the bank... happens sometimes...

I'm hoping so. It's a theatre building on campus. They're used to film shoots. Should be really really welcoming. Pictures soon.

It's old and creepy in the basement plus theyve got multiple classrooms with desks AND all the theatre students know where its at and for most of them its within walking distance! HELLOOO zombie extras!!!

[NateCaauwe]

Boobs!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/dmpjedi/manboobs1.jpg

Oh, woman boobs?

//:banned:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Yikes!

[Kyle Stebbins]

Just announced our lead on the front page.

http://www.kylestebbins.com/max.jpg

Please note: Chainsaw may or may not appear in film. We're still working it out with his agent.
But honestly, we just want to be more creative than that.

[Mark Johnson]

Ok, Stebbs, we've got the most posts. Now on to the most views. ... Guess its time for more Gettemeier comics .. :)

[Rodney V. Smith]

We'll soon see about the most posts! I'll see you comics and raise you... well.. something anyway....

The Fat Monster victory will not be complete!

(more comics please)

[Kyle Stebbins]

Ok, Stebbs, we've got the most posts. Now on to the most views. ... Guess its time for more Gettemeier comics .. :)

Always a good idea! :thumbup:

[NateCaauwe]

We'll soon see about the most posts! I'll see you comics and raise you... well.. something anyway....

The Fat Monster victory will not be complete!
Don't forget, we got man boobs too! Bring it on good sir! :beer:

[Rodney V. Smith]

I've got girl boobs over on my thread (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=141236)... does that count? doesn't help Simon's thread though...

[Kyle Stebbins]

I've got girl boobs over on my thread (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=141236)... does that count? doesn't help Simon's thread though...

Yowza! Is that your actress!?

Dare I make Max take a photo like that...

If need be...

[NateCaauwe]

Totally nude man boobs vs covered girl boobs. Debatable I'd say.

[Rodney V. Smith]

You say Debatable, I say Delectable

[Kyle Stebbins]

For those working on Dead Week, feel free to take my sig banner!

It's located at http://www.kylestebbins.com/deadweek_sig.png

DVXuser upload center doesn't support PNG uploads so you'll probably want to host it from my server. It's such a small file anyway.

(But if one is feeling generous, I would appreciate self-hosting....) :dankk2:

I will probably be updating it periodically, adding or changing information... I will always resave it as the same URL.

[Rodney V. Smith]

darn you Mr Stebbins. I'm going to have to wrangle some DVXUsers of my own and get the banners going... with or without boobies!

[Kyle Stebbins]

darn you Mr Stebbins. I'm going to have to wrangle some DVXUsers of my own and get the banners going... with or without boobies!

That's what DVXuser is all about, man! =)

THIS PROJECT IS SO MUCH FUN!!!! :)

[Rodney V. Smith]

Any idea when you're going to start principal photography? Any schedule set in stone yet? I know some of us are out here location hunting and still casting.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Any idea when you're going to start principal photography? Any schedule set in stone yet? I know some of us are out here location hunting and still casting.

Oh believe me, we are still doing ALL of those things. -- All of them.

I'm scheduled to meet with my co-director in about an hour. We've got our road map for the film (and have had one for some time now), but still need to write the full-fledged script. =) Things just REALLY started rolling here and it should be remembered that TwilightFest is still VERY new to us. :) I do, however, think that this is the most productive I've ever been during these dvxfests. I'm so motivated to work it's RIDICULOUS!!

Anyway, after tomorrow night we will for sure have more to say in the way of shooting dates. -- A lot of it revolves around location availability. Because of this I think shooting dates will be sporadically determined, hopefully calming down in the next two weeks or so. I will be in Seattle for a week starting this coming saturday. - I will still try and coordinate over the boards here, but will resume hammering away when I return the following thursday. (At which point my father's two bands will be playing at a local event called Capital City Ribfest (http://www.pershingcenter.com/ribfest/). I will be sure to post pictures from the weekend. It should be a blast.)

So yes, we are still scouting locations (especially now that the bank fell through) and writing. I've begun storyboarding (as you can see in the first post) and have also begun testing sound environments out with my equipment.

I do have more crew announcements to post but I will do that later tonight.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Lots of good news in the way of sound mixing and recording.

More later.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Just came across this on my iTunes playlist and was heavily inspired for the project.

Thought I'd share. - Not typically a crazed Beastie Boys fanatic, but this really got things flowin.

http://www.seeqpod.net/search/?plid=fea5f5abf6 (http://www.seeqpod.net/search/?plid=fea5f5abf6)

[Jarrod Homer]

You're definitely welcome to the set, Jarrod! I'm interested in bringing you on board as sound operator (provisionally... that might change due to certain people's travel plans)...

However, I do see a zombie extra role in your very near future.



Right on! I'm always up sound stuff and for eating people on camera considering I do it off camera more than you would like to know.:huh: I Kid! I kid!

More Boobs! ( . )( . )

[Kyle Stebbins]

More Boobs! ( . )( . )

Judging by Nate's last picture I'd say it's more like: ( O ) ( O )

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems05.jpg

[Rodney V. Smith]

here we go again...

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems06.jpg

[Jarrod Homer]

I honestly never saw this one coming.

[Kyle Stebbins]

I'm just digging the quality of each photo. It's as if someone intended this to be a comic strip.

Mark Johnson living the comic life.

Update: I'm at Max's. I'm seeing the apartment for the first time and it looks perfect.

More later.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.archivisuals.com/PigeonProblems07.jpg

[Kyle Stebbins]

Mark, I'm afraid someone may have stolen your Cannibalwear idea and twisted it around...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7IJnGWiIw

[Blaine]

I had no idea the bbq got that violent...:shocked:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Blaine you were too busy screening Hollywood Gothic to everyone for a third time.

;) teehee

[Blaine]

Young Stebbins, your fest entry better live up to all the hype this thread is generating for you or you may be ravaged!

[maxholmquist]

goat humping script writing software..

it can suck my donkey sack.

yeah i said it.

[Mark Johnson]

Ok, this thread is in first place. Let's make sure it stays there....

http://www.archivisuals.com/DOGGETSIT.jpg

[Mark Harris]

Ok, this thread is in first place. Let's make sure it stays there....

http://www.archivisuals.com/DOGGETSIT.jpg

blast from the past...:beer:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Young Stebbins, your fest entry better live up to all the hype this thread is generating for you or you may be ravaged!

i aint afraid'a nobody!

[maxholmquist]

Young Stebbins, your fest entry better live up to all the hype this thread is generating for you or you may be ravaged!

we're working on it.

we will have a dead week bbq to rival all gothic bbq's.. on the menu: DEAD BODIES..

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA

[Kyle Stebbins]

Tons of advancements made tonight at the Holmquist residence.

Plenty more to be done tomorrow night after we get a good night's rest and some food in our systems.

How we doin out there?! I've noticed that the comics have come to a hault. We're going to have to do something about that.

[maxholmquist]

kyle brings a good point.. what the shit is up with that bs? here we are.. making the greatest golden turd to come out of the midwest.. and we come back to the boards and there are no more comics..

[maxholmquist]

srsly.

[Kyle Stebbins]

kyle brings a good point.. what the shi* is up with that bs? here we are.. making the greatest golden turd to come out of the midwest.. and we come back to the boards and there are no more comics..

max brings up an interesting thought. golden turds.

i dont know. i thought it was interesting.

its more disgusting.

i want more bird decapitation.

http://www.seatwave.com/FileStore/SEASON/IMAGE/Ozzy%20Osbourne646/Ozzy%20Osbourne646_MainPicture.jpg

... or mice ...

[maxholmquist]

I saw the rodent and thought that might be richard gere..

Isnt that what he looked like in Pretty Woman?
I dont know i never watched it.

[maxholmquist]

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

for those of you who are not familiar.. here is the "urban" legend.. i assume by urban they mean "bestial" and "strange" and "facked up"

[maxholmquist]

yes thats right.. as i'm sure all of you read.. a legend 20 years in the making..

well the legend of the lost ark was called a legend.. but we ALLLLL know that Indiana Jones is a REAL person... urban, suburban, rural, OR abroad.. a legend is a legend..

(coming soon: proof that the legend is true!!!)

[Kyle Stebbins]

http://www.kylestebbins.com/richardgere.jpg

[maxholmquist]

http://www.kylestebbins.com/richardgere.jpg


HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!!! IT'S RICHARD GERE.. AND IT LOOKS LIKE A LAB RAT THIS TIME!!! I HOPE THEY PUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE LIGHTER FLUID BEING TESTED ON ANIMALS ON THE BOTTLE!! OR ANIMALS BEING TESTED ON RICHARD GERE!!

That's what happens when you have the body of Ozzy Osbourne and havent made a well known movie since..

(imdb this shit real quick)

CHICAGO!! 2002!!!

BLAMO!!!

THE LEGEND CONTINUES!!

(Indiana Jones Theme song)

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Wow did I miss a party today. Damn! I was out of the house from 930 to 930 and I didn't hit the computer until around 10. I got a new puppy though. Since we need to post a lot here, pictures of the dog will be coming soon. But now I am off to bed...

[maxholmquist]

Wow did I miss a party today. Damn! I was out of the house from 930 to 930 and I didn't hit the computer until around 10. I got a new puppy though. Since we need to post a lot here, pictures of the dog will be coming soon. But now I am off to bed...


watch out for dick gere.. who knows what kinds of things he can fit in there..

puppies?

maybe.

[NateCaauwe]

Okay, I just lived with Mark Johnson and Tim Hyten for a month…and the last page of this thread has made even me go "WTF?"

[Simon Höfer]

Ok, Stebbs, we've got the most posts. Now on to the most views. ... Guess its time for more Gettemeier comics .. :)


Ok, this thread is in first place. Let's make sure it stays there....

http://www.archivisuals.com/DOGGETSIT.jpg
Damn you fat monster! :evil:

[Kyle Stebbins]

Okay, I just lived with Mark Johnson and Tim Hyten for a month…and the last page of this thread has made even me go "WTF?"

It began with Mark's bird decapitation comics. Then I posted a picture of Ozzy Osbourne, who is known for the time he actually BIT off the head of a bird at a live concert. -- The picture I found actually had a mouse in it... for some reason... so Max recalled an urban legend (link provided a few posts back) in which Richard Gere performed some sort of obscene act involving a gerbil, toilet paper rolls, and fire. -- After which it is rumored that he was admitted to a hospital for a a "removal" surgery. -- I'll let you read the story yourself.

Thus, I have photoshopped Richard Gere's face onto Ozzy Osbourne's body, and in turn have given him an empty toilet paper roll and lighter fluid.

It's all out there for you, but we were probably so delirious last night that it seemed like the funniest thing in the world... to us. - We were creatively exhausted and this was the best thing we could offer. :thumbup:

Also, I can vouch for the fact that Mark Johnson and Tim Hyten are capable of MUCH stranger, more bizarre things. I've seen them, or at least heard of them. -- Believe me... this is child's play in comparison. :Drogar-Evil(DBG):

[Zach Janky]

Hey, I've only talked to Mark through a random late night phone call via Stebbs and Jeffery and that was an experience in itself. Meanwhile, lets get this movie rocking!

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I'm up! I'm up! Stop crying, I'm here! My God, this is early for me. The puppy kept waking me up and finally I just said "Well, it's 7:00, I guess you can get up now." Which meant I was up too. At least I will be here for all of the festivities, maybe I should also get an early head start on my work for the day. I also have some other things to take care of as well. I might be out for a little while to go get my car from the shop...hopefully it passed smog this time. Yes, I just told you all my plan for the day...deal with it.

Whoa! I am actually going to run to the store right now to get some milk, I will be back soon and we can get this party started! :beer:

[Simon Höfer]

maybe I should also get an early head start on my work for the day.

Yeah, get back to work you lazy bastard :D

[Mark Johnson]

Simon, I expect more krazy kraut hijinks on your thread. WTF? Are you running a thread devoted to filmmaking??? BORING!!! More fräuleins please!!!

[Rodney V. Smith]

You know Simon.. he DOES have a point.... more frauleins please!!!

[Rodney V. Smith]

do a podcast with strippers in the background! that will teach them. and talk about filmmaking while you do it :D

[Simon Höfer]

Simon, I expect more krazy kraut hijinks on your thread. WTF? Are you running a thread devoted to filmmaking??? BORING!!! More fräuleins please!!!

Right now I am working on my dolly again, not so much time for shenanigans :D But to your satisfaction I posted a picture of some real fräuleins over in my thread (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=141165&page=16) :beer:

[Mark Johnson]

Or at least do something akin to French Maid TV:

feed://feeds.feedburner.com/FrenchMaidTV

[Mark Johnson]

:huh:
Right now I am working on my dolly again, not so much time for shenanigans :D But to your satisfaction I posted a picture of some real fräuleins over in my thread (http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=141165&page=16) :beer:

Dare I ask what you REALLY mean about "working on my dolly again ..."?? :huh:

[Simon Höfer]

Nothing is save when Mark is around :evil:

of course this dolly:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/03/dolly300.jpg

Oh, wait, of course I meant this one:
http://www.dvxuser6.com/uploaded/26393/1216405836.jpg

[Mark Johnson]

Nothing is save when Mark is around :evil:

of course this dolly:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/03/dolly300.jpg

Oh, wait, of course I meant this one:
http://www.archivisuals.com/Fish.jpg

Do not ask about the fish :) They are part of my film.

JEEZUS !!!! I gotta ask about the fish. WTF SIMON?????

[Rodney V. Smith]

It is clear the the battle lines have been laid: the thread has been hijacked.

What size pipes did you get dude? Those look like 1" pipes

[Mark Johnson]

I don't think they have PVC pipes in Germany. I believe those are 25mm wooden dowel rods. Rumor has it that the U.S. is negotiating an agreement to share PVC technology with Germany but that it may be restricted to governmental use and not available for private purposes such as dolly track.

[Mark Johnson]

Hey, Simon. Also, what is that Byzantine device in the background? At first I thought it was some sort of exercise or weight-lifting machine, but after studying your photos it is clear that can't be the case.

[Simon Höfer]

JEEZUS !!!! I gotta ask about the fish. WTF SIMON?????
I live near a forrest, sometimes they just jump over the fence and take over the house O_o


It is clear the the battle lines have been laid: the thread has been hijacked.

What size pipes did you get dude? Those look like 1" pipes

Going to reply in MY thread :D

[Simon Höfer]

I don't think they have PVC pipes in Germany. I believe those are 25mm wooden dowel rods. Rumor has it that the U.S. is negotiating an agreement to share PVC technology with Germany but that it may be restricted to governmental use and not available for private purposes such as dolly track.

What's PVC? It's just a piece of wood I found in the forrest and polished it up a little :D


Hey, Simon. Also, what is that Byzantine device in the background? At first I thought it was some sort of exercise or weight-lifting machine, but after studying your photos it is clear that can't be the case.

Indeed it is! I guess we have to do a benchpress contest when I visit you crazy folks over there :evil:

[ConspiracyPenguin]

My God, Mark that was amazing. I must have looked like this for a few seconds there: :huh: and then I got it. Wow. Here are some pictures of the new puppy I took yesterday while we carted him around Petco. His name is Louie.

http://www.isarapix.org/pix90/1217355345.jpg

[Mark Johnson]

We are not going to let Stebbins back on this thread until he gives us a shooting schedule.......

[Mark Johnson]

Cool.... we just had a pretty noticeable earthquake. I'm at a CoffeeBean store and it was strong enough to knock some of the packages of coffee off the displays. ...

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Cool.... we just had a pretty noticeable earthquake. I'm at a CoffeeBean store and it was strong enough to knock some of the packages of coffee off the displays. ...

Excellent. We don't get too many of the infamous California earthquakes up here. Every once in a while we will get a small tremor but I usually sleep through it.

[Blaine]

It lasted over 30 seconds, too. Quite a ride. :beer:

[Jarrod Homer]

Wow. Catching up on the thread had to be one of the most entertaining lunch breaks I have had in quite some time. Bravo team.

[Jeff Anderson]

Wow on the earthquake. Hope it didnt do any more than the coffee bean spilling. This thread needs more comics. Although going back and reading the previous ones still makes me laugh quite a bit. Why dont we have a comic fest?

ETA - Penguin. You need to know this and you need to know this now. Use that dog to get chicks. It works. I didnt get a dog of my own until I was married (stupid me). I had all sorts of hot women coming up to meet my dog. Granted he's a show stopping dalmatian and even I have to stop and look at him cause he's a damn good looking dog, but I think any dog should do. Even that rat faced thing I compared you too over in the 02 thread gets ladies attention. Not necessarily attractive ones, but you cant win them all...

[Mark Johnson]

I am going to put a gun to Penguin's dog's head. .... unless Stebbins comes up with $20 the Penguin pooch is toast.

[Jeff Anderson]

I am going to put a gun to Penguin's dog's head. .... unless Stebbins comes up with $20 the Penguin pooch is toast.


Uh oh then Penguin may never get the ladies... oh no! what will ever happen!?!?! I feel a new comic strip coming on...

[ConspiracyPenguin]

I am going to put a gun to Penguin's dog's head. .... unless Stebbins comes up with $20 the Penguin pooch is toast.

No!!! I just got him! He is taking a nap right now.

I think I will take him to town with me, Jeff, and see if it works. :thumbsup:

I was looking at a map of the EQs. You guys are getting it good, huh? I hope all is okay!

[maxholmquist]

Kyle and I got some sweet shit done last night getting the script finished up. We had a lot of holes that we've filled in and we're gonna be working on it again tonight.. we have a meeting with some of the other guys tonight at my place (one of the locations for shooting tonight..)

Watch out for richard gere.

[Kyle Stebbins]

We are not going to let Stebbins back on this thread until he gives us a shooting schedule.......

Yeah I think I counted 12 REAL posts about our film and about 210 posts about nothing. :huh:

Shooting schedule will surface in due time. I realize it's hard to coordinate travel plans without any idea when things are happening... but we just took this project on about 2 weeks ago. It'd be a miracle if we had locations locked and a shooting schedule finalized. I work 10-5 everyday and outside of that I run my own freelance design business. It's hectic!

Until then, continue the hijacking... as long as you chime in about Dead Week once in awhile.

As for Max and I, we'll try to get everyone back on track (like mom and dad) when we're called upon. -- Though I do feel like Richard Gere is going to play an integral role in this thread.

[J.R. Hudson]

This project has me hard.

[Tom Marshall]

This project has me hard.

Was it because of the sheep photo? :laugh:

[Kyle Stebbins]

This project has me hard.

brooooo

[J.R. Hudson]

Dude.

[Kyle Stebbins]

Whatchu been up to lately, JR?

[Tom Marshall]

This thread scares me...

[Kyle Stebbins]

This thread scares me...

Your acting thread scares me.

And your billy ray cyrus haircut.

[maxholmquist]

This thread scares me...

were you a victim of richard gere?

is this hitting a deep memory..

DEEP

there's nothing scarier than zombies.. and richard gere.. at least for mice.

[J.R. Hudson]

Zombies rule.

[maxholmquist]

Zombies rule.


you make a good point..

they ARE actually quite badass.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

This thread scares me...

Why? Is it because I'm black and white? Huh? Is that it?

Guys, is he making fun of me? I'll fuck him up! You'd better watch out!

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JR!!! Good to see you. Thanks for reminding me to email you. You probably hate me now, bwahahahahaha. Always with the emails, I'm sorry!

[Tom Marshall]

Your acting thread scares me.

That acting thread kicks ASS! :beer:


And your billy ray cyrus haircut.

You should see how short it is now... :cry:


Penguin, no.. I'm not fucking with you... :)

[ZazaCast]

I've lost track...what is this thread about?

[Mark Johnson]

Yeah I think I counted 12 REAL posts about our film and about 210 posts about nothing. :huh:


Ok, I consider myself chastised appropriately. I hereby return this thread to REAL discussion about these guys' film and will move on....

Ciao.

[maxholmquist]

Ok, I consider myself chastised appropriately. I hereby return this thread to REAL discussion about these guys' film and will move on....

Ciao.

we need more comics though..

i wanted to see what was going to happen with the dog.

it doesnt become a victim of richard gere does it?

[Kyle Stebbins]

Ok, I consider myself chastised appropriately. I hereby return this thread to REAL discussion about these guys' film and will move on....

Ciao.

I worded that completely wrong.

This is a monster thread... bizarre photoshopping and crazy ass comics are what we're all about. -- I was making a point that Max and I have failed to really fill this thread up with information about our film. It was in no way shape or form a stab at the content of your posts.

In fact, I'm not sure what this thread would be if not for the Matt Gettemeier bird decapitation comics.

Am I right, guys?

[Jeff Anderson]

More of Matt and his pigeon antics!! :)

[maxholmquist]

I worded that completely wrong.

This is a monster thread... bizarre photoshopping and crazy ass comics are what we're all about. -- I was making a point that Max and I have failed to really fill this thread up with information about our film. It was in no way shape or form a stab at the content of your posts.

In fact, I'm not sure what this thread would be if not for the Matt Gettemeier bird decapitation comics.

Am I right, guys?

I agree.

You and I suck..

but we're getting there..

ohhhh are we getting there..

I demand more boobs.. more bird decapitation.. and more dog homicide cliffhangers..

and more richard gere

[Tom Marshall]

Boobs are good...

Richard Gere? Not so much...

[Jarrod Homer]

Boobs are good...

Richard Gere? Not so much...


I'll second that.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Is Mark really gone? Someone stop him before he gets in his cab!

[J.R. Hudson]

Richard Gere is a fine actor.

[Michael Anthony Horrigan]

Ok, I consider myself chastised appropriately. I hereby return this thread to REAL discussion about these guys' film and will move on....

Ciao.You have upset the Monster! :zombie_smiley:

I'm sure Simon would be happy to have them move into his thread. :grin:

[siniarch]

Hey, all is ok with the Dude. We just got back from a meeting in Hollywood and he hasn't been able to get on line. However, I am assurred there will be more comics with questionable taste appearing soon here.

[maxholmquist]

phew.. i was worried..

i need more..
i'm kinda shaking a little bit..
i need it.

Richard Gere.
FINE actor..

We were thinking about casting him as zombie 12 in our movie.. that's the one that moves into the corner of the camera about 3:42 into our movie... he moves out of view about 3 seconds later though.

he's been flooding us with emails.. but there's a guy that lives down the street with me who may work better..

that's all i'm saying..

he may work better..