KHOLI presents the TWISTIEST TWISTER OF A TWIST ENDING EVAR!!!!!!

[Mark Harris]

That's right folks, I am real busy right now, so I asked Harris to start a thread for me.

My film is going to have the greatest twist you have ever seen. You will never see it coming. I SWEAR!!!!

-Kholi

[Kholi]

>:T Here we go again.

[egyptianboxer104]

I have really high expectations now.

[Rodney V. Smith]

sounds like a real twister. will there be purple-nurples as well? nipple rings?

[Brandon Rice]

Wow...

[Luis Caffesse]

Hhahahahaha -






Seriously though...

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[Kholi]

xD Mark Harris is making up stories. I'm prepping a short for non-fest stuff that's taking up my writing attentions.

I'm gonna help out on others, though. And, if I come up with something that's anti-ambitious than sure. But, this time I'm not throwing ANYTHING up unless I'm already shooting.

[Mark Harris]

That's what you get for basically running away from me at Luis' house.

[Zoidoid]

Consider me thoroughly intimidated.

I'm out. I can't compete against the twistiest twister of a twist ending...evar.

[Kholi]

That's what you get for basically running away from me at Luis' house.

Dude I so ran away because I thought you were gonna beat me. For realz.

[Simon Höfer]

I can't wait to see this.... bwahahaha :D

[cinealma]

Does that mean... The TWISTed GATES of TWISTER HELL will be OPENING SOON?!?! 999

:eek: :eek::eek:

[Tom Marshall]

999? :huh:

Kholi = MovieMaster?

[cinealma]

999? :huh:

Kholi = MovieMaster?


Sounds good to me. :beer:

[Blaine]

Sounds good to me. :beer:Anything to deflect attention...:grin:

[cinealma]

Anything to deflect attention...:grin:


:grin:... :huh:

[Nic Aragon]

awesome!

[Simon Höfer]

So, how twisty is the ending actually going to be Kholi? :evil:

[Blaine]

So, how twisty is the ending actually going to be Kholi? :evil:
And Kholi said:

http://www.nrestudios.com/nrestudios_archive/images/EmoteHeadbang.gif

[Geoff_R]

The end of this movie involves a bank and a school bus...

[Ki-Ki]

The bus gets robbed of kids.

[Tom Marshall]

The end of this movie involves a bank and a school bus...

Like this?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8479/gotham2jp1.jpg

[Rakesh Jacob]

NO NO NO totaly wrong, the school bus is a misdirect. The ending has to do with these Lithuanian midget male prostitutes with body piercings that go back to the past to stop R Kelly from making "home movies" (allegedly) and there by starting the largest fashion trend of all time across the world, the wearing of Lone Ranger masks. This trend is so huge that everyone is doing it. Pygmies, Aborigenies, the Taliban, Republicans, Democrats, Guerilla Rebels, the FARC, White Supremists, Black Panthers, Neo Nazis, Marxists, Communists... you get the point. And in the most epic ending ever, the whole world sings "I Believe I Can Fly". Jesus is soooo touched that he comes back 3 weeks early and all the Muslims look at Goerge Bush and go "Dude you were right, our bad!"
Kholi is just writting it. Lucas is gonna produce and Michael Bay and Penny Marshall are gonna co-direct. Brendon Fraiser is playing R Kelly and Rob Schneider is playing the hard on the out side but salty on the inside leader of the Lithuanian midget male prostitutes with body piercings.
AWESOME RIGHT!!!!!:thumbup::thumbup:

EDIT: I almost for got the best part, Tom Marshall plays the love interest... of who? THATS THE TWISTY McTWISTY THING!

[Tom Marshall]

I think that could win an Oscar or two... :thumbsup:

[Rakesh Jacob]

I think that could win an Oscar or two... :thumbsup:


YES I KNOW!!! Especially if he could get Dakotha Fanning to play opposite R Kelly

[Tom Marshall]

YES I KNOW!!! Especially if he could get Dakotha Fanning to play opposite R Kelly

hahaha!!

[Blaine]

YES I KNOW!!! Especially if he could get Dakotha Fanning to play opposite R KellyI think Roman Polanski wants to play opposite Dakota Fanning.

[Rakesh Jacob]

I think Roman Polanski wants to play opposite R. Kelly.

LOL:beer:

[Blaine]

LOL:beer:Ooops. I meant opposite Dakota Fanning...not R. Kelly...:embarasse

[Tom Marshall]

Ooops. I meant opposite Dakota Fanning...not R. Kelly...:embarasse

That makes more sense... :laugh:

[Mark Johnson]

How many balls does Kholi have
in this entry.

[ConspiracyPenguin]

Kholi, I am glad you finally got this thread posted. You never replied to my email, did you want me to write this sucker or not? Really looking forward to it either way, that one scene should be brilliant with your skills. :D

[Rakesh Jacob]

Ooops. I meant opposite Dakota Fanning...not R. Kelly...:embarasse

NO DUDE! R Kelly and Roman Polansky the ultimate buddy film since 48 hrs, but instead of cops...

[Rakesh Jacob]

How many balls does Kholi have


I'm guessing two.
I'll need some help to confirm, I'll need some GHB, whatever Kholi's fav drink is (if anyone knows) and some powder free exam gloves (powder really dries out my skin).

[Mark Harris]

I'm guessing two.
.

Yes, but if you read the rules closely, those don't count. Please don't encourage Kholi to include the wrong kind of balls in his entry and get DQed.

[Rakesh Jacob]

Yes, but if you read the rules closely, those don't count. Please don't encourage Kholi to include the wrong kind of balls in his entry and get DQed.

WTF you can get DQed for balls... that would explain some of the Timefest entries

J/K... kinda, Please don't flame me

[ConspiracyPenguin]

WTF you can get DQed for balls... that would explain some of the Timefest entries

J/K... kinda, Please don't flame me

:violent5:

[Justin Kuhn]

BRING IT Kholi!

[pauly_the_hitman]

School bus and a bank. Should be interesting. But seriously hope you can get this worked out cause I haven't seen a twisty twistiest ending since...
Pauly